Winter Olympics means curling aka the sport where they “grease the floors” @roundhoward.bsky.social
February 11, 2026 at 2:48 AM
Winter Olympics means curling aka the sport where they “grease the floors” @roundhoward.bsky.social
normal, sane people with functional brain stem: it is bad to murder people on the street
brain dead conservatives: no it isn’t :)
brain dead conservatives: no it isn’t :)
January 25, 2026 at 9:47 PM
normal, sane people with functional brain stem: it is bad to murder people on the street
brain dead conservatives: no it isn’t :)
brain dead conservatives: no it isn’t :)
Big playoff matchup between the even toe ungulates and the odd toe ungulates
January 17, 2026 at 9:44 PM
Big playoff matchup between the even toe ungulates and the odd toe ungulates
If anyone would like to say hello on the internet this evening I will allow it
January 10, 2026 at 2:10 AM
If anyone would like to say hello on the internet this evening I will allow it
I am already well aware that State Farm, progressive, and liberty mutual exist. I don’t need a commercial every 30 fucking seconds to remind me.
December 21, 2025 at 4:11 AM
I am already well aware that State Farm, progressive, and liberty mutual exist. I don’t need a commercial every 30 fucking seconds to remind me.
The worst part about playing the nats is having to see that fucking idiot behind home plate
August 16, 2025 at 9:58 PM
The worst part about playing the nats is having to see that fucking idiot behind home plate
If London’s calling, don’t you dare pick up the phone
June 18, 2025 at 2:28 PM
If London’s calling, don’t you dare pick up the phone
I have been traded to the laundry room for some yard work to be done later
June 8, 2025 at 4:09 PM
I have been traded to the laundry room for some yard work to be done later
a lot of angry snowflakes on the internet today,
June 1, 2025 at 7:11 PM
a lot of angry snowflakes on the internet today,
Country music is so amusingly terrible
May 21, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Country music is so amusingly terrible
Launch the team into the sun
April 23, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Launch the team into the sun
Today I learned that Tommy Kahnle and Tyler Mahle are two different pitchers
April 19, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Today I learned that Tommy Kahnle and Tyler Mahle are two different pitchers
Bohm is absolutely fucking this team right now
April 15, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Bohm is absolutely fucking this team right now
What a fucking useless team
April 11, 2025 at 4:54 AM
What a fucking useless team
I cannot with Bohm or Marsh at this point
April 11, 2025 at 12:38 AM
I cannot with Bohm or Marsh at this point
I had a strange dream last night that the A’s traded Jeffrey Springs to the Giants for Jung Hoo Lee and then signed me to be the 5th starter. Tigers were also interested in signing me but only as a reliever.
April 9, 2025 at 1:46 PM
I had a strange dream last night that the A’s traded Jeffrey Springs to the Giants for Jung Hoo Lee and then signed me to be the 5th starter. Tigers were also interested in signing me but only as a reliever.
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Glasnow? More like Ass Now
April 6, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Glasnow? More like Ass Now
The Hold Steady on TouchTunes is always the right choice
March 30, 2025 at 12:44 AM
The Hold Steady on TouchTunes is always the right choice
b-b-but the game will take too long if there is no working pitch clock
March 18, 2025 at 12:12 PM
b-b-but the game will take too long if there is no working pitch clock