Meet cute trans girl at an event

[FLIRT MODE ACTIVATED]

Notice after a few minutes that she has an “Under 21 wristband”

[FLIRT MODE DEACTIVATED]

[ELDER MENTOR MODE ACTIVATED]

i can't even get in my car to drive after it cause my keys are still in the door...

tried to use my car keys to lock my apartment and the building drove off...

help...

I'm like Bocchi the Rock but instead of being really good at guitar I actually just have no redeeming qualities

I miss when the internet was all decentralized and you had to genuinely *explore* it

Cuddling is kind of like frotting except you do it with your entire body

Compared to humans, kitty titties have triple the nipples.

now we're both baked, eating cheesesteaks and drinking faygo, and watching anime about a magic failgirl looking for her dickgirl dragon gf

Explaining to my gf how Gainax transitioned to Trigger and Kill la Kill is Girlin' Lagann

Why do fictional lesbians always come in pink and black?

i have never used any kind of social media before, am i going to regret this?