A Rational Dichotomist
@dichotomist.bsky.social
Currently wandering the planet. Lover of animals, believer in science, and defender of democratic principles.
The CIA: Saudi prince bin Salman likely ordered the killing of journalist Jamal Khashoggi.
Trump: "Things happen."
Trump: "Things happen."
November 18, 2025 at 8:27 PM
The CIA: Saudi prince bin Salman likely ordered the killing of journalist Jamal Khashoggi.
Trump: "Things happen."
Trump: "Things happen."
Surely, the four horsemen of the apocalypse are overdue at this point.
November 16, 2025 at 4:36 AM
Surely, the four horsemen of the apocalypse are overdue at this point.
What kind of lethal, unwarranted, unconstitutional bullshit does the Orange Goblin have planned for Venezuela? What kind of manufactured crisis will he conjure up next?
November 12, 2025 at 2:01 AM
What kind of lethal, unwarranted, unconstitutional bullshit does the Orange Goblin have planned for Venezuela? What kind of manufactured crisis will he conjure up next?
I think we all know what Trump's Healthcare proposal is, and that's NOTHING. Maybe an inkling of an idea of a concept, with NO actual details, because he really doesn't understand what health insurance is or how it works.
November 10, 2025 at 3:52 AM
I think we all know what Trump's Healthcare proposal is, and that's NOTHING. Maybe an inkling of an idea of a concept, with NO actual details, because he really doesn't understand what health insurance is or how it works.
Nobody! Solar farms make whales fall out of the sky!
November 6, 2025 at 12:45 PM
Nobody! Solar farms make whales fall out of the sky!
Where is my President Bartlett?
October 20, 2025 at 8:58 AM
Where is my President Bartlett?
Ladbrokes is an online betting website based in the UK. They are now taking bets on whether Dumpsterfire Donnie will complete his full term as president. It would be a shame if he were to learn of this.
October 14, 2025 at 10:42 AM
Ladbrokes is an online betting website based in the UK. They are now taking bets on whether Dumpsterfire Donnie will complete his full term as president. It would be a shame if he were to learn of this.
Me in 2017: Kathy Griffin posting a picture of herself holding the severed head of Donald Trump was tacky and highly inappropriate.
Me in 2025: I'm starting to think that Kathy Griffin was simply waaay ahead of the curve on that one.
Me in 2025: I'm starting to think that Kathy Griffin was simply waaay ahead of the curve on that one.
October 11, 2025 at 12:38 PM
Me in 2017: Kathy Griffin posting a picture of herself holding the severed head of Donald Trump was tacky and highly inappropriate.
Me in 2025: I'm starting to think that Kathy Griffin was simply waaay ahead of the curve on that one.
Me in 2025: I'm starting to think that Kathy Griffin was simply waaay ahead of the curve on that one.
I need help here. Can anyone tell just WTF a "Democrat oriented" federal worker is?
October 11, 2025 at 3:52 AM
I need help here. Can anyone tell just WTF a "Democrat oriented" federal worker is?
I'm genuinely surprised that Trumplethinskin hasn't tried to rename the state of New Mexico. Is it possible he doesn't know about it?
October 9, 2025 at 2:51 AM
I'm genuinely surprised that Trumplethinskin hasn't tried to rename the state of New Mexico. Is it possible he doesn't know about it?
Excuse me, but WTF?
October 6, 2025 at 9:43 AM
Excuse me, but WTF?
I just saw the cold open for SNL's season opener, in which Colin Jost portrays Pete Hegseth. The bit fell a bit flat, I think, because no amount of comic spin can compare to Hegseth's own ridiculousness. He is, in fact, more comical than the comedian who satirizes him.
October 6, 2025 at 6:24 AM
I just saw the cold open for SNL's season opener, in which Colin Jost portrays Pete Hegseth. The bit fell a bit flat, I think, because no amount of comic spin can compare to Hegseth's own ridiculousness. He is, in fact, more comical than the comedian who satirizes him.
People need to be reminded that when the president issues an executive order, it is NOT A LAW.
October 5, 2025 at 6:41 AM
People need to be reminded that when the president issues an executive order, it is NOT A LAW.
Something has become very clear to me. Facts do not change MAGATs' minds. They have too much to lose. Their community, their sense of self, and the loss of face that comes with being proven wrong. They'll cling to their bullshit no matter what.
September 30, 2025 at 4:08 AM
Something has become very clear to me. Facts do not change MAGATs' minds. They have too much to lose. Their community, their sense of self, and the loss of face that comes with being proven wrong. They'll cling to their bullshit no matter what.
Stupidity personified.
September 30, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Stupidity personified.
So, it wasn't enough for Trumplethinskin to have the (perfectly legal) statue depicting him holding hands with Jeffrey Epstein. He had to destroy it. Well, statues like that are made from molds, and the molds still exist.
September 25, 2025 at 5:16 AM
So, it wasn't enough for Trumplethinskin to have the (perfectly legal) statue depicting him holding hands with Jeffrey Epstein. He had to destroy it. Well, statues like that are made from molds, and the molds still exist.
Trumplethinskin WISHES he could have the admiration and support shown to Jimmy Kimmel by his audience tonight. He'll probably be on the shitter firing off angry tweets all night.
September 24, 2025 at 4:31 AM
Trumplethinskin WISHES he could have the admiration and support shown to Jimmy Kimmel by his audience tonight. He'll probably be on the shitter firing off angry tweets all night.
Before Tylenol was spun off in the early 2020's, it was part of Johnson & Johnson. Can millions of people with autism now file claims against J & J?
September 23, 2025 at 4:51 AM
Before Tylenol was spun off in the early 2020's, it was part of Johnson & Johnson. Can millions of people with autism now file claims against J & J?
I can't help thinking that Kimmel's ratings will be MASSIVE when he returns to the air tomorrow. Donny's ratings? Not so hot, according to polls.
September 23, 2025 at 4:46 AM
I can't help thinking that Kimmel's ratings will be MASSIVE when he returns to the air tomorrow. Donny's ratings? Not so hot, according to polls.
I'm still waiting for someone to hand me my bag with $50k inside, since that's apparently okay now.
September 23, 2025 at 4:15 AM
I'm still waiting for someone to hand me my bag with $50k inside, since that's apparently okay now.
Aviation pioneer Sergei Sikorsky has died. He was 100.
September 21, 2025 at 12:08 PM
Aviation pioneer Sergei Sikorsky has died. He was 100.
I'd like to say that they can have my Antifa membership card when they pry it from my cold, dead hand, but because there literally is no such organization, that won't be possible.
September 18, 2025 at 3:12 AM
I'd like to say that they can have my Antifa membership card when they pry it from my cold, dead hand, but because there literally is no such organization, that won't be possible.