A Rational Dichotomist
@dichotomist.bsky.social
Currently wandering the planet. Lover of animals, believer in science, and defender of democratic principles.
Apparently, EVERYTHING is Joe Biden's fault. High grocery prices? That's Biden's fault. The Afghan shooter vetted under Trump's administration? Blame Joe Biden. Morning eggs were cold? Biden again!
November 29, 2025 at 6:42 AM
Apparently, EVERYTHING is Joe Biden's fault. High grocery prices? That's Biden's fault. The Afghan shooter vetted under Trump's administration? Blame Joe Biden. Morning eggs were cold? Biden again!
As if we didn't have enough to worry about...
November 29, 2025 at 1:01 AM
As if we didn't have enough to worry about...
"Permanently pause" is the oxymoron uttered by Oberfuhrer Shitzenpantz. It means STOP.
November 28, 2025 at 8:10 AM
"Permanently pause" is the oxymoron uttered by Oberfuhrer Shitzenpantz. It means STOP.
"Land action?" Isn't that just a lame euphemism for "war?" Moreover, where is the congressional authorization?
November 28, 2025 at 5:07 AM
"Land action?" Isn't that just a lame euphemism for "war?" Moreover, where is the congressional authorization?
Actually, the word for a Trump Republican is delusional idiot. Yeah, that's two words, but I stand by it.
November 27, 2025 at 12:20 PM
Actually, the word for a Trump Republican is delusional idiot. Yeah, that's two words, but I stand by it.
Deport Karoline Leavitt. Thank you for your attention to this matter!
November 27, 2025 at 11:48 AM
Deport Karoline Leavitt. Thank you for your attention to this matter!
I want to float an idea. I would like to see Sen. Mark Kelly, a decorated combat veteran and real-life astronaut, nominated to be Secretary of Defense. I believe he would serve ably and with honor (unlike the chucklefuck poseur in that position now). I'm curious about what others think.
November 26, 2025 at 11:04 AM
I want to float an idea. I would like to see Sen. Mark Kelly, a decorated combat veteran and real-life astronaut, nominated to be Secretary of Defense. I believe he would serve ably and with honor (unlike the chucklefuck poseur in that position now). I'm curious about what others think.
Did someone say "Klingon?"
November 25, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Did someone say "Klingon?"
We're living in a carnival funhouse. You never know what may around the next corner.
November 22, 2025 at 2:39 AM
We're living in a carnival funhouse. You never know what may around the next corner.
Sadly, "SCOTUS will ultimately decide" doesn't fill me with optimism.
November 21, 2025 at 1:21 PM
Sadly, "SCOTUS will ultimately decide" doesn't fill me with optimism.
The Democratic Party needs to become the party of deshitification. No excuses, no equivocation. Just a total commitment to deshitifying government, restoring critical public services, returning power to the people, and undoing all the damage done under the current administration.
November 19, 2025 at 6:26 AM
The Democratic Party needs to become the party of deshitification. No excuses, no equivocation. Just a total commitment to deshitifying government, restoring critical public services, returning power to the people, and undoing all the damage done under the current administration.
The CIA: Saudi prince bin Salman likely ordered the killing of journalist Jamal Khashoggi.
Trump: "Things happen."
Trump: "Things happen."
November 18, 2025 at 8:27 PM
The CIA: Saudi prince bin Salman likely ordered the killing of journalist Jamal Khashoggi.
Trump: "Things happen."
Trump: "Things happen."
Surely, the four horsemen of the apocalypse are overdue at this point.
November 16, 2025 at 4:36 AM
Surely, the four horsemen of the apocalypse are overdue at this point.
What kind of lethal, unwarranted, unconstitutional bullshit does the Orange Goblin have planned for Venezuela? What kind of manufactured crisis will he conjure up next?
November 12, 2025 at 2:01 AM
What kind of lethal, unwarranted, unconstitutional bullshit does the Orange Goblin have planned for Venezuela? What kind of manufactured crisis will he conjure up next?
I think we all know what Trump's Healthcare proposal is, and that's NOTHING. Maybe an inkling of an idea of a concept, with NO actual details, because he really doesn't understand what health insurance is or how it works.
November 10, 2025 at 3:52 AM
I think we all know what Trump's Healthcare proposal is, and that's NOTHING. Maybe an inkling of an idea of a concept, with NO actual details, because he really doesn't understand what health insurance is or how it works.
Nobody! Solar farms make whales fall out of the sky!
November 6, 2025 at 12:45 PM
Nobody! Solar farms make whales fall out of the sky!
Where is my President Bartlett?
October 20, 2025 at 8:58 AM
Where is my President Bartlett?
Ladbrokes is an online betting website based in the UK. They are now taking bets on whether Dumpsterfire Donnie will complete his full term as president. It would be a shame if he were to learn of this.
October 14, 2025 at 10:42 AM
Ladbrokes is an online betting website based in the UK. They are now taking bets on whether Dumpsterfire Donnie will complete his full term as president. It would be a shame if he were to learn of this.
Me in 2017: Kathy Griffin posting a picture of herself holding the severed head of Donald Trump was tacky and highly inappropriate.
Me in 2025: I'm starting to think that Kathy Griffin was simply waaay ahead of the curve on that one.
Me in 2025: I'm starting to think that Kathy Griffin was simply waaay ahead of the curve on that one.
October 11, 2025 at 12:38 PM
Me in 2017: Kathy Griffin posting a picture of herself holding the severed head of Donald Trump was tacky and highly inappropriate.
Me in 2025: I'm starting to think that Kathy Griffin was simply waaay ahead of the curve on that one.
Me in 2025: I'm starting to think that Kathy Griffin was simply waaay ahead of the curve on that one.
I need help here. Can anyone tell just WTF a "Democrat oriented" federal worker is?
October 11, 2025 at 3:52 AM
I need help here. Can anyone tell just WTF a "Democrat oriented" federal worker is?
I'm genuinely surprised that Trumplethinskin hasn't tried to rename the state of New Mexico. Is it possible he doesn't know about it?
October 9, 2025 at 2:51 AM
I'm genuinely surprised that Trumplethinskin hasn't tried to rename the state of New Mexico. Is it possible he doesn't know about it?
Excuse me, but WTF?
October 6, 2025 at 9:43 AM
Excuse me, but WTF?