diahane
diahane.bsky.social
diahane
@diahane.bsky.social
Living confusion
I help run an independent open access journal and one can’t fathom the amount of pure ire and disbelief I have to suffer dealing with early career researcher peers who somehow don’t even know how to use pre-built styles in Word. Were it for me we’d use LaTeX, but they can’t even follow instructions
October 30, 2025 at 5:31 PM
AI firm CEO: “our next model will have PhD level intelligence”

Me, working on my PhD thesis: “Oh, so it will make poor life choices and still has a long way to go before being employable”
October 24, 2025 at 8:02 AM
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I HAVE CHANGED THE SEXUAL CHARACTERISTICS. PRAY I DO NOT CHANGE THEM ANY FURTHER
October 22, 2025 at 4:54 PM
I haven’t won a single game yet, this needs to end: now I’m going to demand answers directly from John Balatro.

@jtp.bsky.social do you need any grievance to be addressed?
October 6, 2025 at 12:40 PM
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"We're going to create superintelligence" How about making outlook search work first. How about that
October 3, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Aura farming implies the existence of a series of aura hyponyms like aura sowing, aura harvesting, aura reaping, aura watering, aura shepherding etc
September 25, 2025 at 8:03 AM
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We're the only ones into free speech so unfortunately Bluesky is the intellectual dark web now
September 16, 2025 at 4:47 AM
@jtp.bsky.social btw, this is the game I was talking about that simulates an assembly code parallel computing architecture. It’s a fun way to get a feel of assembly with a very simple set of instructions and defined tasks

store.steampowered.com/app/370360/T...
TIS-100 on Steam
TIS-100 is an open-ended programming game by Zachtronics, the creators of SpaceChem and Infinifactory, in which you rewrite corrupted code segments to repair the TIS-100 and unlock its secrets. It’s t...
store.steampowered.com
August 16, 2025 at 10:36 AM
Today I cemented my unceasing march towards old age and death by having to literally reply “as per my last email” to someone
June 21, 2025 at 1:14 PM
>Mainstream: triggered over Sabrina Carpenter’s album cover
>Average trans Twitter/Bluesky user:
a man in a military uniform says " for me it was tuesdays "
ALT: a man in a military uniform says " for me it was tuesdays "
media.tenor.com
June 12, 2025 at 2:53 PM
I suck so much at Balatro that now my YouTube shorts feed constantly features Balatro tips
March 30, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Me trying to squeeze out some drops of human made content from AI slop flooded social media algorithms
March 28, 2025 at 1:41 PM
I will die on this hill
March 18, 2025 at 5:26 PM
I KEEP LOSING AT BALATRO, WHY DID I BUY IT, I HATE CARD GAMES AAAAAAAAAAAA
March 12, 2025 at 8:06 PM
@jtp.bsky.social I’ve been losing Balatro runs for three days and it’s all your fault, I wouldn’t have bought the game if you didn’t post about it so much some time ago
March 10, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Who of you had Trump remembering the casualties of the WW2 red army in their bingo card?
January 22, 2025 at 6:54 PM
January 9, 2025 at 2:30 PM
New year’s celebrations are just a scam to get people to buy more years
January 1, 2025 at 8:57 AM
Following only people from a different time zone makes for a very binary experience on social media: either I open the app to a bajillion posts in my feed, or I open it and stare begrudgingly at the emptiness of my feed because everyone’s sleepy or—even worse—being productive
December 22, 2024 at 9:53 AM
YouTube video titled “Is this the END of AAA Gaming?” be like:
this action doesn't have a button that makes the woman protagonist be my girlfriend please help me fight this injustice by giving it a bad review on steam
December 17, 2024 at 10:05 AM