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Like nothing else on this Earth that you'll ever see. They told me Jack is nimble, they said he was quick: but I bet he can't do the shit I did
I had to log in just to grab this one image because I knew I left it on my bsky
December 12, 2025 at 8:54 AM
I had to log in just to grab this one image because I knew I left it on my bsky
Yeah, I’m a quadruped - qudrapetting this dawg
August 7, 2025 at 11:53 AM
Yeah, I’m a quadruped - qudrapetting this dawg
To resist despair in this world is what it is to be free
March 29, 2025 at 2:12 PM
To resist despair in this world is what it is to be free
Honestly the only good use of bsky
Hey everybody, we’ve been discussing internally whether or not Blue Sky sucks and if maintaining an account on here is a useless waste of time.
The consensus seems to be, we’ll keep it around, and use it as sort of a “dumping ground” for garbage
The consensus seems to be, we’ll keep it around, and use it as sort of a “dumping ground” for garbage
March 22, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Honestly the only good use of bsky
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To be groovy - is a gift
January 30, 2025 at 9:34 PM
To be groovy - is a gift
Every few days I remember this masterpiece
February 11, 2025 at 6:11 AM
Every few days I remember this masterpiece
When I take the lid off of the salsa jar
January 21, 2025 at 8:28 AM
When I take the lid off of the salsa jar
It's already happened, but it's weird knowing that when I wake up tomorrow, the world will officially be a much darker place
January 20, 2025 at 1:50 PM
It's already happened, but it's weird knowing that when I wake up tomorrow, the world will officially be a much darker place
I think I will do one of those fancy ‘media I consumed this year’ like all the fancy hip youths are doing. Join me, as I forget to update it and watch anything
January 1, 2025 at 10:32 AM
I think I will do one of those fancy ‘media I consumed this year’ like all the fancy hip youths are doing. Join me, as I forget to update it and watch anything
Every summer
December 16, 2024 at 5:37 AM
Every summer
looked in the mirror after I got my vaccine, wtf did they do to me?
November 18, 2024 at 6:11 AM
looked in the mirror after I got my vaccine, wtf did they do to me?
Happy birthday ugly
February 6, 2024 at 9:14 AM
Happy birthday ugly
Lmao why do mens fragrances have such weird names like original, sauvage, crawling insect killer, black and Tom
December 6, 2023 at 5:30 AM
Lmao why do mens fragrances have such weird names like original, sauvage, crawling insect killer, black and Tom
In the words of Gwen Stefani:
Look at your watch now,
You’re still a super hot female
Look at your watch now,
You’re still a super hot female
November 13, 2023 at 5:51 AM
In the words of Gwen Stefani:
Look at your watch now,
You’re still a super hot female
Look at your watch now,
You’re still a super hot female
Mei Ling my beloved
October 26, 2023 at 11:41 AM
Mei Ling my beloved
I went and watched the fnaf movie because I saw the 10AM screening would have nobody there, and now I'm upset that I can't talk to anyone about it because I don't want to spoil it!!
October 26, 2023 at 4:09 AM
I went and watched the fnaf movie because I saw the 10AM screening would have nobody there, and now I'm upset that I can't talk to anyone about it because I don't want to spoil it!!
Wow this sky sure is blue!
October 24, 2023 at 12:18 PM
Wow this sky sure is blue!