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Rita Skeeter
@dhjrs.bsky.social
soft life advocate • fueled by coffee and good food • anime lover • introvert with mild extrovert tendencies • book lover • 🇯🇲

📍Toronto, Canada

I read sometimes - @PlotPlease on Instagram!
It’s hard being the introvert among extroverts. The extroverts I know are pushy. They think it’s okay to push people outside of their comfort zones for the sake of social interaction. They take the “don’t worry I know what’s good for you” attitude and…. I hate that.
January 31, 2026 at 3:32 PM
Catherine O’Hara passing away made this day go from shitty to absolute hell.
January 30, 2026 at 6:59 PM
Nope absolutely not.
At your current age would you be able to win a foot race with your 17 year old self????
January 29, 2026 at 3:01 PM
The cruelest thing the world could do is separate me from the people I love. I don’t know how I will survive that.
January 29, 2026 at 1:56 PM
Everyone is excited about Bridgerton and then there’s me who stopped watching after Season 2 because NOTHING could top the chemistry between Kate and Anthony
January 29, 2026 at 2:12 AM
“Leave one wolf alive and the sheep are never safe”

- a girl who had no name
January 29, 2026 at 1:06 AM
The drag path trend on tiktok genuinely makes me want to bawl my eyes out every time.
January 28, 2026 at 11:50 PM
I genuinely cannot stand to see N*cki Mi*naj on my timeline. Stop talking about her.
January 28, 2026 at 10:18 PM
I’m feeling the cold bad so that’s my cue to start adding 2026 music to my soca playlist
January 28, 2026 at 9:24 PM
It is bitterly cold. Please take a second to say a prayer of protection for the unhoused as they brave this chill. And I hope to God there are enough shelters and warming stations open 🤍
January 28, 2026 at 9:07 PM
I discovered it late but playing Stardew on my iPad with an Apple Pencil is elite.
January 27, 2026 at 6:08 PM
I'm so stressed at work that I'm just staring at my computer screen, unable to get anything done.
January 26, 2026 at 8:33 PM
good morning post storm from Canada 👋🏾
January 26, 2026 at 3:12 PM
When I win the lottery, no one will know. But there will be signs.

Like this.

In my dream library. With floor to ceiling bookshelves. Booknooks all throughout.
Oh look, another book nook! Phenomenal way to channel stress into creative work.
January 25, 2026 at 7:09 PM
Not gonna hold you, the world has had some dark times. But what’s happening now is the 10th circle in hell.

It’s unfathomable to me we’re living in these times. Murder is literally happening in real time and we’re having debates about if it’s justified or not.
January 25, 2026 at 7:04 PM
It’s Friday. I’m gonna say fuck it and buy an overpriced coffee
January 23, 2026 at 1:14 PM
“God is my judge”
Do y’all know what your name means?
January 23, 2026 at 1:07 PM
New fear unlocked.
There would have to be an insane amount of flies in a zombie apocalypse. Just maggots and flies everywhere with all the rotting corpses. That might be worse than the zombies
January 22, 2026 at 3:43 PM
So if the devil wear prada,
Adam Eve wear nada
I’m in between but way more fresher
January 22, 2026 at 1:02 PM
It’s 2026 and we’re in a different time. I’m on a different type of timing.

If you come to disturb my peace, I’m taking us both to hell.
January 22, 2026 at 12:46 PM
Good morning to everyone except the people who drove with high beams on. You’re all assholes.

Have a good day ☺️
January 22, 2026 at 12:25 PM
I’d rather live my life fully, experience joy and happiness in simple ways - than spend it tied to someone who drains my energy.

If I can’t have peace, I won’t settle for love.
January 22, 2026 at 12:32 AM
Funniest shit on that clock app right now is the owl impressions 😂
January 21, 2026 at 1:26 AM
Idk why I called this stranger things addictions but fuck it, it might as well be

My strange addictions**
Are y’all watching stranger things addictions again on TLC. Cause there’s a sista on there that says she’s addicted to….vabbing.

If you didn’t know what that was before, you probably ain’t guess it because I sure as hell didn’t.
a man with glasses and a mustache is saying that 's just nasty .
ALT: a man with glasses and a mustache is saying that 's just nasty .
media.tenor.com
January 20, 2026 at 10:34 PM
Are y’all watching stranger things addictions again on TLC. Cause there’s a sista on there that says she’s addicted to….vabbing.

If you didn’t know what that was before, you probably ain’t guess it because I sure as hell didn’t.
a man with glasses and a mustache is saying that 's just nasty .
ALT: a man with glasses and a mustache is saying that 's just nasty .
media.tenor.com
January 20, 2026 at 10:29 PM