DhampirsDrinkEspresso
@dhampirse.bsky.social
FANDOM ACCOUNT. Rayne, Reylo, ClydePhee, AltFran, FlippinHel, & more... Way over 18. MultiShipper. PolyShipper. Crossover lover. If it’s ridiculous that’s a bonus. Bazine Netal did nothing wrong. Minors DNI. Possibly NSFW. Don’t make me tap the sign.
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Slightly refreshed pinned post 🤠
If you're a new follower (especially if you found me through a starter pack) please take a look at my "house rules"
There will be no surprised Pikachu reactions accepted if I post something you don't like. Mute & Block are our friends.
If you're a new follower (especially if you found me through a starter pack) please take a look at my "house rules"
There will be no surprised Pikachu reactions accepted if I post something you don't like. Mute & Block are our friends.
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My frame for the Aeonian event! In honor of @macksayev.bsky.social I did clydephee 🖤
February 17, 2026 at 4:49 AM
My frame for the Aeonian event! In honor of @macksayev.bsky.social I did clydephee 🖤
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i’m gonna tell the flowers what you did. and then they’ll tell the bees and the bees will tell the birds. good luck next time you come to the meadow bro
May 11, 2025 at 7:27 PM
i’m gonna tell the flowers what you did. and then they’ll tell the bees and the bees will tell the birds. good luck next time you come to the meadow bro
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REYLO
February 16, 2026 at 4:30 PM
REYLO
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a neighbor set up this werewolf for halloween and instead of taking it down they just update it with seasonal outfit changes. now it’s dressed for valentine’s day and holding a sign with a picture of bad bunny and his super bowl slogan. i love him.
February 15, 2026 at 10:42 PM
a neighbor set up this werewolf for halloween and instead of taking it down they just update it with seasonal outfit changes. now it’s dressed for valentine’s day and holding a sign with a picture of bad bunny and his super bowl slogan. i love him.
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*whispers* -but make it Reylo
Kihara of Japan was barely scraping by as a part-time janitor when he was invited to try out as Miura’s partner. From that rock-bottom point, he rose to win Olympic gold at the sport’s highest stage. His tears of joy hold the whole story of that journey😭😭😭
hochi.news/articles/202...
hochi.news/articles/202...
【五輪】木原龍一男泣き 三浦璃来がほほえみ肩に手「今日マジで泣いてばっかじゃん」 「りくりゅう」大逆転金メダル - スポーツ報知
世界チャンピオンの三浦璃来、木原龍一（木下グループ）組が、ショートプログラム（ＳＰ）５位から大逆転優勝を果たした。フィギュア日本勢の金メダルは、２００６年トリノ五輪の荒川静香、２０１４年ソチ、１８年
hochi.news
February 17, 2026 at 12:10 AM
*whispers* -but make it Reylo
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it's time for an rffa reading thread!!! #ninereadsrffa
February 17, 2026 at 12:08 AM
it's time for an rffa reading thread!!! #ninereadsrffa
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hey not every bisexual is a disas... *thinking about bisexuals i know* hm
February 16, 2026 at 7:57 PM
hey not every bisexual is a disas... *thinking about bisexuals i know* hm
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i received a surprise treat this morning! in "an early retirement" slutty ben is so dazzled by rey that he keeps inserting his big foot in his even bigger mouth :)
An early retirement - Chapter 1 - Anonymous - Star Wars Sequel Trilogy [Archive of Our Own]
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
archiveofourown.org
February 16, 2026 at 10:35 PM
i received a surprise treat this morning! in "an early retirement" slutty ben is so dazzled by rey that he keeps inserting his big foot in his even bigger mouth :)
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February 16, 2026 at 9:29 PM
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If anyone doubts Jason Statham’s ability to take the piss out of himself it reveals you have not seen the movie Spy, which is a crime that you should rectify ASAP
Jason Statham is set to play Jason Statham in Jason Statham Stole My Bike, a new action-comedy from Bullet Train director David Leitch.
Read more: www.empireonline.com/movies...
Read more: www.empireonline.com/movies...
February 16, 2026 at 1:38 PM
If anyone doubts Jason Statham’s ability to take the piss out of himself it reveals you have not seen the movie Spy, which is a crime that you should rectify ASAP
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#Reylo
An eye on the time, M considers. "Has Agent R reported in today?"
"No ma'am."
A frown.
"The Cuba situation is chaotic. You must travel to check on her."
Thinking of how Agent R had looked in her bikini the last time he'd 'checked' in on her during a tropical mission, Solo sighs.
"Ma'am."
An eye on the time, M considers. "Has Agent R reported in today?"
"No ma'am."
A frown.
"The Cuba situation is chaotic. You must travel to check on her."
Thinking of how Agent R had looked in her bikini the last time he'd 'checked' in on her during a tropical mission, Solo sighs.
"Ma'am."
February 16, 2026 at 9:53 PM
#Reylo
An eye on the time, M considers. "Has Agent R reported in today?"
"No ma'am."
A frown.
"The Cuba situation is chaotic. You must travel to check on her."
Thinking of how Agent R had looked in her bikini the last time he'd 'checked' in on her during a tropical mission, Solo sighs.
"Ma'am."
An eye on the time, M considers. "Has Agent R reported in today?"
"No ma'am."
A frown.
"The Cuba situation is chaotic. You must travel to check on her."
Thinking of how Agent R had looked in her bikini the last time he'd 'checked' in on her during a tropical mission, Solo sighs.
"Ma'am."
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Think if you stuff Ben's ass his cheeks will puff out like a backwards chipmunk?
February 16, 2026 at 6:48 PM
Think if you stuff Ben's ass his cheeks will puff out like a backwards chipmunk?
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UPDATE #dramionefic
the serpent under it
e, 9/24, 4.6k
🥀 death eater draco malfoy
🥀 unhinged hermione granger
🥀 enemies to (eventual) lovers
🥀 and i mean it in that “no one can kill you but me” way
🥀 not hallows and not horcruxes but a secret third thing
the serpent under it
e, 9/24, 4.6k
🥀 death eater draco malfoy
🥀 unhinged hermione granger
🥀 enemies to (eventual) lovers
🥀 and i mean it in that “no one can kill you but me” way
🥀 not hallows and not horcruxes but a secret third thing
![[the serpent under it cover art, which features the still art “pomegranate photography” by vlad loktev. in this piece, there is a pomegranate roughly split into thirds, crimson seeds spilling onto the newspaper beneath. the background is otherwise black. the description of this art piece says it is digital photorealism from 2017, but to me it’s sort of giving old school vanitas painting in terms of color and texture. over the background, there is a faint, dark green snakeskin pattern, with only the pomegranate visible above the texture. at the top, in scratchy all-caps handwriting, the text reads “the serpent under it.” and, beneath that, in a crisp sans serif font, “a voldemort wins au.” in the bottom right, in much smaller font, the text reads “by ninepiecesofcrait.”]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:kpfs5bzft36aodtxo5joq73q/bafkreiajyw54fqjdl52pltvndaldttpbe5rukejfqvd2mixnzoqhgbzlyq@jpeg)
![[screenshot of an ao3 fic summary that reads as follows: “the serpent under it by ninepiecesofcrait”
Resigned to his eventual death at the hands of the very monster he serves, Draco Malfoy stumbles onto another way out—out of the war, out of the Death Eaters, maybe even out of his inevitable demise…
Hermione Granger: The Girl Who Went Mad.]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:kpfs5bzft36aodtxo5joq73q/bafkreiblmqoci2dp5da5gntcssjeayheneitx3hjslbn5hw3dtbuylz4lq@jpeg)
February 16, 2026 at 6:28 PM
UPDATE #dramionefic
the serpent under it
e, 9/24, 4.6k
🥀 death eater draco malfoy
🥀 unhinged hermione granger
🥀 enemies to (eventual) lovers
🥀 and i mean it in that “no one can kill you but me” way
🥀 not hallows and not horcruxes but a secret third thing
the serpent under it
e, 9/24, 4.6k
🥀 death eater draco malfoy
🥀 unhinged hermione granger
🥀 enemies to (eventual) lovers
🥀 and i mean it in that “no one can kill you but me” way
🥀 not hallows and not horcruxes but a secret third thing
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February 16, 2026 at 6:09 PM
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“You must have been tired,” said Toad.
“I was tired,” said Frog, “and it started to rain.”
“I was tired,” said Frog, “and it started to rain.”
February 16, 2026 at 5:37 PM
“You must have been tired,” said Toad.
“I was tired,” said Frog, “and it started to rain.”
“I was tired,” said Frog, “and it started to rain.”
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I was lucky enough to get into the #Kylux Pin Up Calendar 2026 this year, and snagged February as my month!
Have some Kylux Wedding AU (specifically Kylo Amidala) for your eyeballs. 😌
Have some Kylux Wedding AU (specifically Kylo Amidala) for your eyeballs. 😌
February 16, 2026 at 4:02 PM
I was lucky enough to get into the #Kylux Pin Up Calendar 2026 this year, and snagged February as my month!
Have some Kylux Wedding AU (specifically Kylo Amidala) for your eyeballs. 😌
Have some Kylux Wedding AU (specifically Kylo Amidala) for your eyeballs. 😌
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The wonderful thing about Tyggers
Is Tyggers are burning bright
Their tops are made out of rubber
In the forest of the night
What bouncy, trouncy, flouncy, pouncy,
Immortal hand or eye
Did frame the most wonderful thing about Tyggers,
Their fearful symmetry!
Is Tyggers are burning bright
Their tops are made out of rubber
In the forest of the night
What bouncy, trouncy, flouncy, pouncy,
Immortal hand or eye
Did frame the most wonderful thing about Tyggers,
Their fearful symmetry!
February 4, 2026 at 2:14 AM
The wonderful thing about Tyggers
Is Tyggers are burning bright
Their tops are made out of rubber
In the forest of the night
What bouncy, trouncy, flouncy, pouncy,
Immortal hand or eye
Did frame the most wonderful thing about Tyggers,
Their fearful symmetry!
Is Tyggers are burning bright
Their tops are made out of rubber
In the forest of the night
What bouncy, trouncy, flouncy, pouncy,
Immortal hand or eye
Did frame the most wonderful thing about Tyggers,
Their fearful symmetry!
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February 16, 2026 at 6:48 AM
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modern hux wearing a white tshirtcause i like modern hux wearing a white tshirt
February 16, 2026 at 5:47 AM
modern hux wearing a white tshirtcause i like modern hux wearing a white tshirt
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and a little red riding hood rey :)
February 16, 2026 at 5:48 AM
and a little red riding hood rey :)
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( not rffa but ) scrolling thru my old posts for fic ideas and was reminded of this really sweet and cozy wintery oneshot from a while back <3
———𝘼𝙨 𝙒𝙚 𝙎𝙤𝙛𝙩𝙡𝙮 𝘽𝙪𝙧𝙣———
✧ a winter oneshot ✧
e | canon-divergent | 7k
In in warm pool on a freezing planet, Rey realizes that her best friend's brother isn't the man she thinks he is.
archiveofourown.org/works/61588411
✧ a winter oneshot ✧
e | canon-divergent | 7k
In in warm pool on a freezing planet, Rey realizes that her best friend's brother isn't the man she thinks he is.
archiveofourown.org/works/61588411
February 16, 2026 at 5:24 AM
( not rffa but ) scrolling thru my old posts for fic ideas and was reminded of this really sweet and cozy wintery oneshot from a while back <3
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edit of the day: padawan ben :)
February 16, 2026 at 5:01 AM
edit of the day: padawan ben :)
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Taking a moment to shout about my gifts!
Stiff, marathoner, barrister Ben, meets volunteer athlete Rey who's been assigned by Finn and Poe to teach him how to have FUN for a year 😈😁
On Your Mark
archiveofourown.org/chapters/206...
#reylo #reylofic
Stiff, marathoner, barrister Ben, meets volunteer athlete Rey who's been assigned by Finn and Poe to teach him how to have FUN for a year 😈😁
On Your Mark
archiveofourown.org/chapters/206...
#reylo #reylofic
February 15, 2026 at 4:41 PM
Taking a moment to shout about my gifts!
Stiff, marathoner, barrister Ben, meets volunteer athlete Rey who's been assigned by Finn and Poe to teach him how to have FUN for a year 😈😁
On Your Mark
archiveofourown.org/chapters/206...
#reylo #reylofic
Stiff, marathoner, barrister Ben, meets volunteer athlete Rey who's been assigned by Finn and Poe to teach him how to have FUN for a year 😈😁
On Your Mark
archiveofourown.org/chapters/206...
#reylo #reylofic
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I got a treat!! I just about passed away when I saw this goodie in my inbox! Already devored it and had to share!! #reylo #RFFA
Say Never
archiveofourown.org/chapters/208...
Say Never
archiveofourown.org/chapters/208...
February 16, 2026 at 4:17 AM
I got a treat!! I just about passed away when I saw this goodie in my inbox! Already devored it and had to share!! #reylo #RFFA
Say Never
archiveofourown.org/chapters/208...
Say Never
archiveofourown.org/chapters/208...