Dezzie Clarke
@dexyclarke.bsky.social
i can no longer distinguish reality and satire
i think this is terminal
help
i think this is terminal
help
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Dezzie Clarke
@dexyclarke.bsky.social
· Nov 18
In America, you have to abdicate your pronouns in order to run for president.
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not now kitten, daddy is putting the finishing touches on his manifesto
May 22, 2025 at 4:07 PM
not now kitten, daddy is putting the finishing touches on his manifesto
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if someone tried to talk to me about birth rates i would simply change the subject. you seen them combination air fryer/broiler/microwave ovens? what'll those egg heads think up next
April 12, 2025 at 5:12 PM
if someone tried to talk to me about birth rates i would simply change the subject. you seen them combination air fryer/broiler/microwave ovens? what'll those egg heads think up next
What if no one wins the superbowl ? 🥺
February 9, 2025 at 3:10 PM
What if no one wins the superbowl ? 🥺
curse you father john misty
February 8, 2025 at 3:29 PM
curse you father john misty
Being an ally isn’t enough, I need cis men to wear skirts to work
February 8, 2025 at 1:35 PM
Being an ally isn’t enough, I need cis men to wear skirts to work
everyone become more trans now!
February 8, 2025 at 1:25 PM
everyone become more trans now!
Don’t worry guys,
Together we can post ourselves out of fascism
Together we can post ourselves out of fascism
January 29, 2025 at 1:08 PM
Don’t worry guys,
Together we can post ourselves out of fascism
Together we can post ourselves out of fascism
Hey does anyone here know what is going on?
January 28, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Hey does anyone here know what is going on?
Remembered I made a 2024 prediction list and I’m actually kinda surprised i got a few right
January 7, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Remembered I made a 2024 prediction list and I’m actually kinda surprised i got a few right
(wokely) Disney is trash.
December 27, 2024 at 3:17 PM
(wokely) Disney is trash.
santa claus has passed away
December 25, 2024 at 12:22 AM
santa claus has passed away
We are:
✅ - fucking in a car
✅ - shooting heroine
✅ - saying controversial things just for the hell of it
✅ - fucking in a car
✅ - shooting heroine
✅ - saying controversial things just for the hell of it
December 22, 2024 at 11:47 PM
We are:
✅ - fucking in a car
✅ - shooting heroine
✅ - saying controversial things just for the hell of it
✅ - fucking in a car
✅ - shooting heroine
✅ - saying controversial things just for the hell of it
Some of yall would fold in this situation
December 18, 2024 at 4:32 AM
Some of yall would fold in this situation
Need Nixon now😫
Need him badly
Need him badly
December 18, 2024 at 4:26 AM
Need Nixon now😫
Need him badly
Need him badly
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🚨🚨🚨 MAJOR ALERT: EVERYONE BREAK YOUR PHONE RIGHT NOW !!!
December 18, 2024 at 3:58 AM
🚨🚨🚨 MAJOR ALERT: EVERYONE BREAK YOUR PHONE RIGHT NOW !!!
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The leaked prerender scene featuring a trans story line that Disney/Pixar removed from their new show Win or Lose.
(sped up a bit to meet the upload limit)
(sped up a bit to meet the upload limit)
December 18, 2024 at 12:29 AM
The leaked prerender scene featuring a trans story line that Disney/Pixar removed from their new show Win or Lose.
(sped up a bit to meet the upload limit)
(sped up a bit to meet the upload limit)
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i̷̲͆͒́̌s̷̰̋̈͐̎̀̀s̸̭̠̦̜̅̈́͠ã̶̙̥̙̟̺̈́̄̐͐̕̚ ̷̘̲̔́̋̋̊̚ͅĶ̷̛̠͚̣͗͌͛N̶̡̛͕͕͔̱͌̀͘Ỏ̶͙̭̺̖̹̣̌͠Í̶̘̠̖̊͒F̷̩͍͓͎͗̂̋͛̆ ̵̥͂͗̈̕w̴̨̜̱͕̾̈́͊̀͜h̸̛͔̙̭e̶͇͚̩̲͙̩̔͂ͅn̸̬͔̝̰̤̩̂
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i̷̲͆͒́̌s̷̰̋̈͐̎̀̀s̸̭̠̦̜̅̈́͠ã̶̙̥̙̟̺̈́̄̐͐̕̚ ̷̘̲̔́̋̋̊̚ͅĶ̷̛̠͚̣͗͌͛N̶̡̛͕͕͔̱͌̀͘Ỏ̶͙̭̺̖̹̣̌͠Í̶̘̠̖̊͒F̷̩͍͓͎͗̂̋͛̆ ̵̥͂͗̈̕w̴̨̜̱͕̾̈́͊̀͜h̸̛͔̙̭e̶͇͚̩̲͙̩̔͂ͅn̸̬͔̝̰̤̩̂
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December 18, 2024 at 12:05 AM
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i̷̲͆͒́̌s̷̰̋̈͐̎̀̀s̸̭̠̦̜̅̈́͠ã̶̙̥̙̟̺̈́̄̐͐̕̚ ̷̘̲̔́̋̋̊̚ͅĶ̷̛̠͚̣͗͌͛N̶̡̛͕͕͔̱͌̀͘Ỏ̶͙̭̺̖̹̣̌͠Í̶̘̠̖̊͒F̷̩͍͓͎͗̂̋͛̆ ̵̥͂͗̈̕w̴̨̜̱͕̾̈́͊̀͜h̸̛͔̙̭e̶͇͚̩̲͙̩̔͂ͅn̸̬͔̝̰̤̩̂
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i̷̲͆͒́̌s̷̰̋̈͐̎̀̀s̸̭̠̦̜̅̈́͠ã̶̙̥̙̟̺̈́̄̐͐̕̚ ̷̘̲̔́̋̋̊̚ͅĶ̷̛̠͚̣͗͌͛N̶̡̛͕͕͔̱͌̀͘Ỏ̶͙̭̺̖̹̣̌͠Í̶̘̠̖̊͒F̷̩͍͓͎͗̂̋͛̆ ̵̥͂͗̈̕w̴̨̜̱͕̾̈́͊̀͜h̸̛͔̙̭e̶͇͚̩̲͙̩̔͂ͅn̸̬͔̝̰̤̩̂
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‘The Santa Clause’ is a trans allegory
December 13, 2024 at 12:59 AM
‘The Santa Clause’ is a trans allegory
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you better not shout! you better not shout! you better not shout! you better not shout! you better not shout! you better not shout! ȳ̸͚̝̻͌o̸͖̬͍̽̇̿u̸̹̘͇̇͌ ̶͉̪̽͂̀b̷̛̞̫̩̾̄ë̶̳͉̥́͝ṱ̷̊t̵͓̭͑e̸̹̦͊́r̵̨͇͙͌ ̸̞̙̃͝ņ̶̨͈̑͆o̴̗͆t̴̜͑͊̾ ̶̣̣̈͘s̵̺̎h̷͔̆́ͅȍ̴̯̥u̶̝̔̈͜ṯ̵̡̾!̴̺̫̾͠
December 11, 2024 at 3:38 PM
you better not shout! you better not shout! you better not shout! you better not shout! you better not shout! you better not shout! ȳ̸͚̝̻͌o̸͖̬͍̽̇̿u̸̹̘͇̇͌ ̶͉̪̽͂̀b̷̛̞̫̩̾̄ë̶̳͉̥́͝ṱ̷̊t̵͓̭͑e̸̹̦͊́r̵̨͇͙͌ ̸̞̙̃͝ņ̶̨͈̑͆o̴̗͆t̴̜͑͊̾ ̶̣̣̈͘s̵̺̎h̷͔̆́ͅȍ̴̯̥u̶̝̔̈͜ṯ̵̡̾!̴̺̫̾͠
I feel like I’d be a really bad friend for a schizophrenic person.
Like if they started sharing with me their wild delusions, it’d take all my strength to stop me from saying “So true, King”
Like if they started sharing with me their wild delusions, it’d take all my strength to stop me from saying “So true, King”
December 11, 2024 at 4:22 AM
I feel like I’d be a really bad friend for a schizophrenic person.
Like if they started sharing with me their wild delusions, it’d take all my strength to stop me from saying “So true, King”
Like if they started sharing with me their wild delusions, it’d take all my strength to stop me from saying “So true, King”
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Lmao, fuck it. Hell yeah, let’s fucking do this. For real stepped up the hype (if true)
The Bear actor Jeremy Allen White has reportedly been cast as Rotta the Hutt in the upcoming Star Wars film THE MANDALORIAN AND GROGU
(Source: www.theinsneider.com/p/star-wars-...)
(Source: www.theinsneider.com/p/star-wars-...)
December 9, 2024 at 10:35 PM
Lmao, fuck it. Hell yeah, let’s fucking do this. For real stepped up the hype (if true)