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dextrorphan.bsky.social
thea
@dextrorphan.bsky.social
20 | she/her | 🏳️‍⚧️

i like linux, and im obsessed with jungle and uk garage. im the smartest person i invented the wheel myself a few years ago
tried to run a C++ hello world program and my power went out
January 1, 2026 at 2:34 PM
i kirkenuinely want to know why they did this
January 1, 2026 at 1:39 PM
HAPPY 2014!!!
January 1, 2026 at 12:52 PM
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IT’S BIG QUAG MONEY BAGS! REPOST THE MONEY QUAGSIRE FOR GOOD TIDINGS AND MANY MONEYS TO COME TO YOU THIS HOLIDAY SEASON AND 2026!!!
December 18, 2025 at 4:38 AM
like i get that shit is hard but why does every single person on here gotta be as negative as possible abt new years. how many times we gotta tell yall to spread joy instead of gloom
December 31, 2025 at 8:09 PM
explaining frotting to my friend while listening to eternal sunshine by jay electronica... what is even going on bro i fr lost the plot
December 31, 2025 at 1:10 AM
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December 27, 2025 at 2:41 AM
josh is such a 2008 name
December 26, 2025 at 12:16 AM
she jingle on my bells till my halls are decked
December 25, 2025 at 5:05 AM
Hi tweeter
December 23, 2025 at 2:18 AM
nice
December 23, 2025 at 12:28 AM
they need to make drawpile for producers
December 21, 2025 at 3:58 PM
updatijg package s
December 18, 2025 at 11:33 PM
FOSS is so cool. there's probably an open source program to automatically wipe your ass for you. sure you have to perform a blood sacrifice to get it work sometimes, but when it works boy does it get you clean.
December 16, 2025 at 5:01 AM
Last tweet from iOS 6 for tonight, gun yall
December 15, 2025 at 8:15 AM
soundcloud.com/ekomorph/nu-... this is the hardest album cover i've ever made
nu phone
hardwave but swagified
soundcloud.com
December 15, 2025 at 4:05 AM
im on iOS 6!!!
December 15, 2025 at 12:34 AM
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I would not play the Harry Potter game if it was free. I wouldn’t play the Harry Potter game if you paid me.

Fuck Harry Potter
December 13, 2025 at 5:27 PM
does anybody still play webfishing? that game was everywhere this time last year and now i hardly hear abt it
December 14, 2025 at 12:00 AM
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December 12, 2025 at 3:42 AM
u ever see someone else's oc and they're so you-coded that u get happy when u see them
December 12, 2025 at 9:00 PM
white people try not to say "skill issue" in contexts where it doesn't make sense challenge (IMPOSSIBLE)
December 10, 2025 at 1:11 AM
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I am so furious at YouTube for doing this. You have literal gambling ads plastered across your website. The video you take action on contains no real gambling, and is promoting an LGBTQ+ children's charity fundraiser. Absolutely horrendous image and optics for the website. Completely moronic
I am beyond upset, YouTube has age restricted my video tonight for thinking it depicts real actual gambling. The video is on CloeverPit and contains no real gambling, but does contain a massive charity push for The Trevor Project. Last time this happened I almost quit YouTube
December 8, 2025 at 11:19 PM
some people want to hinder your hamburger, not help it
December 9, 2025 at 12:45 AM