This baby’s just rolling around instead of kicking lately and it genuinely feels like a slithering feeling!! Except for when there’s a butt shoved up in one spot then it just feels like a rock lol

I hate them a little bit for bringing it to my attention I can’t lie 😂

I saw someone describe the way the baby moves in the last couple weeks of pregnancy as “slithering” and I can’t unfeel it

Just so we’re clear:
1. Audiobooks count
2. Reading is political
3. The orange man is a piece of 💩

Thanks for stopping by 💃

Sigh. We tried to warn them.

So grateful to have connected with you on TT. Cant wait to join you (+ Xena, Oliver and Glitch) on YouTube too ❤️

Currently drinking a whipped coffee to mourn the app that single-handedly got me through parenting a toddler during quarantine

This is like when the T. rex and raptor fight each other at the end of Jurassic Park. Except with a couple of lame ass white men.