Devlan Sheahan
@devlansheahan.bsky.social
🇫🇷/🇺🇸 attorney in Seattle. Lover of the Packers, music, food, travel, and sleep.
I of course want the Bears to lose, but, as a Brock Purdy truther, I took great pleasure in that pick six.
December 29, 2025 at 1:26 AM
I of course want the Bears to lose, but, as a Brock Purdy truther, I took great pleasure in that pick six.
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my son got two different toy fire trucks for christmas. two. and despite being considerably more familiar with their purpose and operation, i didn’t receive a single fucking fire truck
December 25, 2025 at 9:24 PM
my son got two different toy fire trucks for christmas. two. and despite being considerably more familiar with their purpose and operation, i didn’t receive a single fucking fire truck
When future generations are taught the history of the MAGA era, it'll be important to emphasize that it was extremely obvious by 2016—and well before—that Trump was a con man and grifter. And the failure to see these very obvious flaws is a sign of low cultural awareness or low intelligence.
December 23, 2025 at 11:31 PM
When future generations are taught the history of the MAGA era, it'll be important to emphasize that it was extremely obvious by 2016—and well before—that Trump was a con man and grifter. And the failure to see these very obvious flaws is a sign of low cultural awareness or low intelligence.
One of the bummers about that conclusion is it overshadows what I think was a really nice performance by Willis (other than the fumble) and adjustments on the fly by MLF
December 21, 2025 at 4:50 AM
One of the bummers about that conclusion is it overshadows what I think was a really nice performance by Willis (other than the fumble) and adjustments on the fly by MLF
What a lucky ass win for the Bears. 0% deserved that one.
December 21, 2025 at 4:32 AM
What a lucky ass win for the Bears. 0% deserved that one.
It was very Packers-coded gaffe tbh
The Bears not getting the kick off before the two-minute warning is a killer.
December 21, 2025 at 4:06 AM
It was very Packers-coded gaffe tbh
Christ, Rashan, at least try to make it look like you're running 😂
December 21, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Christ, Rashan, at least try to make it look like you're running 😂
Just listened to the latest ep. of @aseligible.bsky.social. @badgernoonan.bsky.social, Paris is the greatest city in the world, so good take. @jrradcliffe.bsky.social, I grew up in WI but have lived in Seattle for the past 4.5 years. If you ever make it out here, I can give you a great itinerary.
December 17, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Just listened to the latest ep. of @aseligible.bsky.social. @badgernoonan.bsky.social, Paris is the greatest city in the world, so good take. @jrradcliffe.bsky.social, I grew up in WI but have lived in Seattle for the past 4.5 years. If you ever make it out here, I can give you a great itinerary.
Not to be too whiny, but it doubly sucks that Parsons and Kraft were not only two of our best players but also the two most fun to watch on any given play.
December 16, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Not to be too whiny, but it doubly sucks that Parsons and Kraft were not only two of our best players but also the two most fun to watch on any given play.
Kinnard in for Tom...has not helped.
December 15, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Kinnard in for Tom...has not helped.
Catch the fucking ball
December 15, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Catch the fucking ball
Ball moved when he hit the ground. Annoying that the announcers don't realize that's what's being challenged.
December 15, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Ball moved when he hit the ground. Annoying that the announcers don't realize that's what's being challenged.
Absolute disaster of a game
December 14, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Absolute disaster of a game
Uncharacteristically bad tackling
December 14, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Uncharacteristically bad tackling
Would definitely be better than a collarbone
December 14, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Would definitely be better than a collarbone
Fuckkkk. Collarbone for Watson?
December 14, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Fuckkkk. Collarbone for Watson?
Oof, feel kind of bad about that DPI
December 14, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Oof, feel kind of bad about that DPI
I'm not convinced MarShawn Lloyd is a real person.
Potentially important detail from the Packers' final injury report:
While MarShawn Lloyd was ruled out and therefore won't be activated this week, the team now says he's dealing with a hamstring injury in addition to his previous calf injury.
While MarShawn Lloyd was ruled out and therefore won't be activated this week, the team now says he's dealing with a hamstring injury in addition to his previous calf injury.
Packers game statuses for Week 15:
QUESTIONABLE — Josh Jacobs, Lukas Van Ness, Kristian Welch, Savion Williams
OUT — Brenton Cox Jr., MarShawn Lloyd, Collin Oliver
Everyone else is off the injury report.
QUESTIONABLE — Josh Jacobs, Lukas Van Ness, Kristian Welch, Savion Williams
OUT — Brenton Cox Jr., MarShawn Lloyd, Collin Oliver
Everyone else is off the injury report.
December 12, 2025 at 11:23 PM
I'm not convinced MarShawn Lloyd is a real person.
I'm gonna start gaslighting my tall friends by saying shit like "us short guys have to stick together"
December 12, 2025 at 7:08 PM
I'm gonna start gaslighting my tall friends by saying shit like "us short guys have to stick together"
So they're just allowed to mug Parsons?
December 8, 2025 at 12:16 AM
So they're just allowed to mug Parsons?
I know the deep catch was overruled, but I've been impressed by Musgrave. (Plus it feels like they're using him in routes that make more sense for his skillset)
December 7, 2025 at 10:38 PM
I know the deep catch was overruled, but I've been impressed by Musgrave. (Plus it feels like they're using him in routes that make more sense for his skillset)
Found a bar in Hilo with a Packers stock certificate framed on the wall. The real America's team.
We found a Packers bar in Kona, and they even have cheese curds on the menu!
December 5, 2025 at 5:49 AM
Found a bar in Hilo with a Packers stock certificate framed on the wall. The real America's team.
We found a Packers bar in Kona, and they even have cheese curds on the menu!
November 30, 2025 at 4:57 AM
We found a Packers bar in Kona, and they even have cheese curds on the menu!