Heineken Skywalker
@devilofdallas.bsky.social
Fallen One
Chosen One
Old Scratch (I rather like that one)
Aggie
Dog/cat Dad
Magats would think I’m the antichrist anyway.
Shitposting for secularism and democracy.
Fascism isn’t capitalism. Theocracy isn’t freedom.
“I hate podiums” - Brad Williams
Chosen One
Old Scratch (I rather like that one)
Aggie
Dog/cat Dad
Magats would think I’m the antichrist anyway.
Shitposting for secularism and democracy.
Fascism isn’t capitalism. Theocracy isn’t freedom.
“I hate podiums” - Brad Williams
November 29, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Meth Jesus 2028
November 23, 2025 at 4:18 AM
Meth Jesus 2028
I watched some of this so y'all wouldn't have to and holy dogshit did Tukkker just do a journalism?
@realtexaspaul.com I'm not asking you to go down a conspiracy rabbit hole. Blood thinners are still a possibility, but....who tf is Willy Tepes?
@realtexaspaul.com I'm not asking you to go down a conspiracy rabbit hole. Blood thinners are still a possibility, but....who tf is Willy Tepes?
FBI officially responds to claim they 'lied' about Donald Trump's assassination attempt
The FBI issued a response after Tucker Carlson accused the bureau of lying about the attempted assassination of Donald Trump.
vt.co
November 21, 2025 at 7:36 AM
I watched some of this so y'all wouldn't have to and holy dogshit did Tukkker just do a journalism?
@realtexaspaul.com I'm not asking you to go down a conspiracy rabbit hole. Blood thinners are still a possibility, but....who tf is Willy Tepes?
@realtexaspaul.com I'm not asking you to go down a conspiracy rabbit hole. Blood thinners are still a possibility, but....who tf is Willy Tepes?
Sick! Thor-bi-Wan vs. Vadergeta!
November 20, 2025 at 6:42 AM
Sick! Thor-bi-Wan vs. Vadergeta!
Better sign the bill,
November 20, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Better sign the bill,
Bucket list: work a catering gig at an orgy while wearing this.
November 17, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Bucket list: work a catering gig at an orgy while wearing this.
Megyn Kelly. More like Megyn R Kelly.
November 17, 2025 at 6:39 AM
Megyn Kelly. More like Megyn R Kelly.
Remember the campaign rally where he simulated a blow job on the mic stand? That was dementia. He thought it was Bill Clinton.
November 14, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Remember the campaign rally where he simulated a blow job on the mic stand? That was dementia. He thought it was Bill Clinton.
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Epstein mocked Trump for “leaving his nose print on the glass” while watching young women, wrote that Trump knew about illicit activity tied to Mar-a-Lago, and visited “many times,” and noted Trump’s planned visit to his neighbor Howard Lutnick’s house.
November 12, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Epstein mocked Trump for “leaving his nose print on the glass” while watching young women, wrote that Trump knew about illicit activity tied to Mar-a-Lago, and visited “many times,” and noted Trump’s planned visit to his neighbor Howard Lutnick’s house.
Listening to dumb people talk biology be like "if it weren't for Tony Hawk's Pro-Skater 3 and Powerpuff Girls none of y'all would know what the fuck an amoeba is"
November 7, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Listening to dumb people talk biology be like "if it weren't for Tony Hawk's Pro-Skater 3 and Powerpuff Girls none of y'all would know what the fuck an amoeba is"
Reposted by Heineken Skywalker
• Mamdani is NOT in the country illegally
• Mamdani does NOT have any connection to 9/11 or jihadist terrorism
• Mamdani has NOT said or done anything antisemitic
• Mamdani did NOT call to "globalize the intifada"
• Mamdani is NOT a communist
www.rollingstone.com/politics/pol...
• Mamdani does NOT have any connection to 9/11 or jihadist terrorism
• Mamdani has NOT said or done anything antisemitic
• Mamdani did NOT call to "globalize the intifada"
• Mamdani is NOT a communist
www.rollingstone.com/politics/pol...
November 4, 2025 at 5:59 PM
• Mamdani is NOT in the country illegally
• Mamdani does NOT have any connection to 9/11 or jihadist terrorism
• Mamdani has NOT said or done anything antisemitic
• Mamdani did NOT call to "globalize the intifada"
• Mamdani is NOT a communist
www.rollingstone.com/politics/pol...
• Mamdani does NOT have any connection to 9/11 or jihadist terrorism
• Mamdani has NOT said or done anything antisemitic
• Mamdani did NOT call to "globalize the intifada"
• Mamdani is NOT a communist
www.rollingstone.com/politics/pol...
Who says Spoopy Season has to end? I found this kickass cone holder and I’m about to banish Mariah’s crazy ass to the sixth circle until December.
November 2, 2025 at 4:17 AM
Who says Spoopy Season has to end? I found this kickass cone holder and I’m about to banish Mariah’s crazy ass to the sixth circle until December.
If my sushi burrito falls apart toward the end, I proudly #Zohran Mamdani the rest of that shit. #BTHOCuomo
November 1, 2025 at 9:37 PM
If my sushi burrito falls apart toward the end, I proudly #Zohran Mamdani the rest of that shit. #BTHOCuomo
Had to listen to magat trash make “kneepad” jokes about Harris for a year. Sean Hannity can get fucked.
October 24, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Had to listen to magat trash make “kneepad” jokes about Harris for a year. Sean Hannity can get fucked.
"I'm a baby bird. Please vomit bullshit into my mouth, Daddy Trump!"
October 23, 2025 at 5:49 AM
"I'm a baby bird. Please vomit bullshit into my mouth, Daddy Trump!"
I am convinced that Breaking Bad and Love, Victor are in the same universe and Marie is now in Witsec and she's Felix's mom and that's why she's so messed up.
October 19, 2025 at 1:49 AM
I am convinced that Breaking Bad and Love, Victor are in the same universe and Marie is now in Witsec and she's Felix's mom and that's why she's so messed up.
Kids today have "Six Seven". We had "If you're 555, then I'm 666"! We are not the same.
October 17, 2025 at 5:39 AM
Kids today have "Six Seven". We had "If you're 555, then I'm 666"! We are not the same.
I didn't have Racist Great Value Chas Bono on my 2025 bingo card but here we the fuck are.
October 17, 2025 at 3:16 AM
I didn't have Racist Great Value Chas Bono on my 2025 bingo card but here we the fuck are.
He do though
October 17, 2025 at 12:51 AM
He do though