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Heineken Skywalker
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Fallen One
Chosen One
Old Scratch (I rather like that one)
Aggie
Dog/cat Dad
Magats would think I’m the antichrist anyway.
Shitposting for secularism and democracy.

Fascism isn’t capitalism. Theocracy isn’t freedom.

“I hate podiums” - Brad Williams
Meth Jesus 2028
November 23, 2025 at 4:18 AM
Meth Jesus 2028
November 23, 2025 at 4:17 AM
November 22, 2025 at 4:51 AM
Sick! Thor-bi-Wan vs. Vadergeta!
November 20, 2025 at 6:42 AM
Paul, I found your next mug.
November 20, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Better sign the bill,
November 20, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Bucket list: work a catering gig at an orgy while wearing this.
November 17, 2025 at 3:58 PM
November 16, 2025 at 11:41 PM
November 14, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Who says Spoopy Season has to end? I found this kickass cone holder and I’m about to banish Mariah’s crazy ass to the sixth circle until December.
November 2, 2025 at 4:17 AM
October 26, 2025 at 6:41 AM
"I'm a baby bird. Please vomit bullshit into my mouth, Daddy Trump!"
October 23, 2025 at 5:49 AM
IYKYK
October 20, 2025 at 7:16 AM
October 19, 2025 at 3:41 AM
October 17, 2025 at 12:53 AM
He do though
October 17, 2025 at 12:51 AM
"R*pe is epic" - Bobby "Bob's Big Boy" Walker
October 16, 2025 at 2:22 AM
October 15, 2025 at 7:09 PM
October 15, 2025 at 5:02 PM
October 14, 2025 at 6:18 PM
October 11, 2025 at 5:52 AM
October 10, 2025 at 6:36 AM
Yo this motherfucker ain't one of us, he said he'd fuck a sheep!
October 9, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Bruh, I don't think the Crimson Chin gives a flying rat's ass what a bunch of neckbeard magats think.
October 8, 2025 at 5:04 AM
October 4, 2025 at 7:09 PM