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Banjo 🪕🟰❎-🦹🏾‍♀️
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Miniature poodle with dreams of going to X-Men Academy.

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Banjo 🪕🟰❎-🦹🏾‍♀️ @despood.bsky.social · Mar 6
It makes sense that my very first Bluesky post would be of my dog. He is the despotic poodle and favored only child of this household. Introducing Banjo, the miniature poodle who is both snuggly and bossy.
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Banjo capitalizes on the old internet joke, “Draw me like one of your French girls.” #Titanic #dogs #dogsofbluesky #poodles
Mini poodle laying back on a chair looking coy.
November 19, 2025 at 1:23 PM
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I think my nature camera caught footage of a demogorgon or some other highly toothed alien. I should stop leaving food out for the crows. #StrangerThings #dogs #dogsofbluesky #poodles
Mini poodle on the lawn seems to be attacking a stick. He has it in his mouth and his teeth are showing.
November 15, 2025 at 2:21 PM
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For this evening’s performance, Banjo presents The Importance of Being Earnest. #theatre #dogs #dogsofbluesky #poodles
Little poodle sitting perfectly on a striped rug looking up at the camera.
November 14, 2025 at 1:08 PM
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Banjo put on his polo shirt and went to polo school. They told him he needs a horse, so he stole their ball and came home for a nap. #WontLookWednesday #dogs #dogsofbluesky #poodles
Mini poodle wearing a blue and white striped polo shirt is lying on his ottoman looking to the left and thinking about his next adventure. This same poodle, sleeping with one front leg stretched out and his other curled beneath his head.
November 12, 2025 at 1:15 PM
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One of Banjo’s favorite jobs is “Go wake up, mommy.” My spouse will tell him in the living room, and he will run to the bedroom, flop on top of me, and paw me until I get up. #TongueOutTuesday #dogs #dogsofbluesky #poodles
Poodle wearing pjs whose snaps have come undone is lying on the camera person and insisting she get up. His tongue is out.
November 11, 2025 at 1:43 PM
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In case he doesn’t develop enough mutant powers to get into X-Men Academy for free, Banjo has decided to get an entry level job to save up for tuition. He has procured a business casual shirt and wants me to make him a lunchbox. #Working9to5 #dogs #dogsofbluesky #poodles
Mini poodle sits while wearing an oversized button down blue gingham shirt.
November 7, 2025 at 12:53 PM
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Puppy Banjo shows off his “bad perm in an 80s high school yearbook photo” look. I don’t know how he saw my yearbook, but the mockery is rather rude. #ThrowbackThursday #dogs #dogsofbluesky #poodles
Poodle puppy nibbling on a blue bone toy has wild curly hair on his head.
November 6, 2025 at 12:48 PM
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It’s actually harder to get a pic of him not looking than looking, so here’s one from before he got his new collar. He is thinking about his student loans. #WontLookWednesday #dogs #dogsofbluesky #poodles
Mini poodle lying down on a chair, shown in profile.
November 5, 2025 at 1:48 PM
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Banjo is not dressed as Krypto in pjs. That’s his little blanket that stuck to him when he got up. (Maybe he is Magneto from yesterday’s pic?) #TongueOutTuesday #ToT #dogs #dogsofbluesky #poodles
Mini poodle in Snoopy pumpkin pajamas sits pretty with a small red blanket stuck to his back. He is also licking his lips.
November 4, 2025 at 1:29 PM
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Banjo applied to Xavier's School for Gifted Youngsters, but his Magneto powers so far have only attracted a leaf to his face. He might try again next year as a small Wolverine. #XMen #dogs #dogsofbluesky #poodles
Mini poodle in pjs stands in the driveway with a leaf squarely on his face.
November 3, 2025 at 1:37 PM
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Banjo might get a costume later, but for now he just has pumpkin pjs and a still from a slasher film of him attacking a puzzle ball. #dogs #dogsofbluesky #poodles
Poodle in pajamas with his paw on a puzzle dispenser and his ears waving in the air.
October 31, 2025 at 1:38 PM
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#ThrowbackThursday to Banjo’s first day of middle school, putting on his new backpack before catching the bus. They grow up so fast. #dogs #dogsofbluesky #poodles
Poodle puppy gets into mischief, slipping his head behind the strap of a flowery backpack larger than him so that he can chew on it.
October 30, 2025 at 12:45 PM
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Appropriately for Halloween season, Banjo looks like he has seen a ghost. #spooky #dogs #dogsofbluesky #poodles
Small poodle on a lap looks startled by an unknown something.
October 28, 2025 at 12:39 PM
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Since it’s gotten colder but is not quite sweater weather, yesterday Banjo had on a fashion t-shirt. #LifeIsGood #dogs #dogsofbluesky #poodles
Poodle sits alertly wearing a little boy style shirt in front of the glass door. On the back of the shirt it has a heart with a nature graphic and the words Life is Good. We know the world is a dumpster fire these days, but for Banjo, life is very good.
October 26, 2025 at 2:16 PM
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Banjo didn’t get invited to the neighbors’ party. If he were a reindeer, well, you know how that story would go. #dogs #dogsofbluesky #poodles
October 25, 2025 at 9:21 PM
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When your companion makes an editorial comment by falling asleep during an author reading at a dog friendly bookstore. #dogs #dogsofbluesky #poodles
October 24, 2025 at 12:36 PM
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Banjo leaves his toys all over the house but is very good at bagging demons before sending them to the underworld. #KpopDemonHunters #TongueoutTuesday #dogs #dogsofBluesky #poodles
Little poodle sits proudly with his tongue out licking his lips in front of a large misshapen garbage bag and garden pick.
October 21, 2025 at 12:41 PM
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When asked if there is a correlation between his missing unemployment checks and the dozen boxes of peanut butter banana dog cookies that arrived in the mail.
#dogs #dogsofbluesky #poodles
Most innocent little dog on the couch avoiding looking directly at the camera.
October 20, 2025 at 11:50 AM
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Banjo wishes you a picturesque Friday.
#dogs #dogsofbluesky #poodles
Mini poodle sits handsomely in front of a lake with trees in the background.
October 17, 2025 at 1:29 PM
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Banjo experiments with putting on a puppet show. Except just with him and no puppets.
#dogs #dogsofbluesky #poodles
Mini poodle with just his head showing over a big folded up blanket on the arm of a chair.
October 16, 2025 at 11:37 AM
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After his visit to the plastic surgeon and Botox injections, media caught the movie star ⭐️ in his limo looking like a puppy.
#dogs #dogsofbluesky #poodles
Mini poodle in his car harness right after being picked up from the groomer.
October 13, 2025 at 12:12 PM
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Happy weekend! I know it’s kind of literal, but Banjo has this new collar anyway. #etsy #dogs #dogsofbluesky #poodles
Mini poodle sits back and shows off his new collar featuring a banjo pattern.
October 11, 2025 at 12:31 PM
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Is it me, or did baby Banjo have resting mad face? #ThrowbackThursday #dogs #dogsofbluesky #poodles
October 9, 2025 at 1:03 PM
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We lost power this morning, which is mucking up Banjo’s #TabletTuesday. I guess I won’t be working from home today either. #dogs #dogsofbluesky #poodles
Mini poodle looks up from his position on a chair to ask why the iPad in front of him isn’t connecting to the internet anymore.
October 7, 2025 at 12:59 PM
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Monday pout. Also scruffy. Hope your day is only minimally annoying. #dogs #dogsofbluesky #poodles
Mini pood with prominent eyebrows is stretched out with his head down between his front paws.
October 6, 2025 at 12:44 PM