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Banjo 🪕🟰❎🦸‍♀️
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Miniature poodle with dreams of going to X-Men Academy.

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Banjo 🪕🟰❎🦸‍♀️ @despood.bsky.social · Mar 6
It makes sense that my very first Bluesky post would be of my dog. He is the despotic poodle and favored only child of this household. Introducing Banjo, the miniature poodle who is both snuggly and bossy.
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Banjo isn’t sure why half the universe disappeared when Thanos caused “the Blep.” His blep doesn’t even make the cat disappear. #Marvel #TongueoutTuesday #dogs #dogsofbluesky #poodles
Mini pood wearing a shirt is lying on the guest bed where mom was recently quarantined for being sick. His tongue is barely out in a classic blep.
December 9, 2025 at 1:32 PM
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If you drape a freshly laundered sheet on a soft chair, you might as well add an old motel sign that says Vacancy We Have HBO. #GenX #dogs #dogsofbluesky #poodles
Mini pood in a striped polo shirt is lying on a clean flannel sheet atop a chair. This was before he was also cleaned.
December 8, 2025 at 1:09 PM
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Hi my name is COYOTE FACE and welcome back to a SECRET SPECIAL FINAL EPISODE for my show GSD CRIBS. In this photo I am WAITING IMPATIENTLY for my pen to be CLEANED THOROUGHLY and FRESH WATER INSTALLED so I can go to bed and have a LENGTHY AND REFRESHING SLEEP

#coyoteface #germanshepherd #dogsofbsky
A closeup of a black German shepherd with tan feet lounging on a dog bed with pink and white sheets. You can see her head and one paw. You can also see a cone of shame in the background
December 6, 2025 at 8:00 PM
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Just a boy on a bench (taken a couple of weeks ago before the snow). Happy Friday, friends! #dogs #dogsofbluesky #poodles
Mini poodle wearing a sweater jacket nimbly hopped on a bench at the park for a photo.
December 5, 2025 at 1:16 PM
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Banjo captures the spirit of Monday after a holiday. He is not raising his ear to volunteer for anything.#DontWanna #dogs #dogsofbluesky #poodles
Only the face of a mini poodle can be seen on the couch. While his snout is pointing down, one eye seems to be glaring at the camera.
December 1, 2025 at 1:12 PM
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“On the road again
I just can't wait to get on the road again
The life I love is making music with my friends
And I can't wait to get on the road again”
#WillieNelson #dogs #dogsofbluesky #poodles
Black and tan mini poodle sits halfway on a dirt road and halfway on the grass. The sky is blue and there are dried leaves on the ground.
November 28, 2025 at 1:28 PM
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Banjo is thankful for the tennis ball the Spirit of Dogs Past dropped in his path. And also treats. And meals. And cuddles. And playing. And all of his anipals on Bluesky. Happy Thanksgiving to US folks, and happy Thursday to everyone. #dogs #dogsofbluesky #poodles
November 27, 2025 at 1:22 PM
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It’s either #WontLookWedesday or Banjo is taking Chin up, Buttercup a little too seriously. #dogs #dogsofbluesky #poodles
Mini poodle wearing a sweater jacket is atop a wooden observation platform at a park. His chin is up, so you almost can’t see his eyes. He is not watching birds.
November 26, 2025 at 1:18 PM
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I might be admiring nature, but Banjo hopes his fashion statement of pattern over stripes is what catches the eye. Have a good Monday, if you can! #dogs #dogsofbluesky #poodles
Poodle in a shirt with a sweater over it sits in front of a pond. He is facing left and looking at the camera over his shoulder.
November 24, 2025 at 1:02 PM
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Banjo capitalizes on the old internet joke, “Draw me like one of your French girls.” #Titanic #dogs #dogsofbluesky #poodles
Mini poodle laying back on a chair looking coy.
November 19, 2025 at 1:23 PM
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I think my nature camera caught footage of a demogorgon or some other highly toothed alien. I should stop leaving food out for the crows. #StrangerThings #dogs #dogsofbluesky #poodles
Mini poodle on the lawn seems to be attacking a stick. He has it in his mouth and his teeth are showing.
November 15, 2025 at 2:21 PM
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For this evening’s performance, Banjo presents The Importance of Being Earnest. #theatre #dogs #dogsofbluesky #poodles
Little poodle sitting perfectly on a striped rug looking up at the camera.
November 14, 2025 at 1:08 PM
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Banjo put on his polo shirt and went to polo school. They told him he needs a horse, so he stole their ball and came home for a nap. #WontLookWednesday #dogs #dogsofbluesky #poodles
Mini poodle wearing a blue and white striped polo shirt is lying on his ottoman looking to the left and thinking about his next adventure. This same poodle, sleeping with one front leg stretched out and his other curled beneath his head.
November 12, 2025 at 1:15 PM
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One of Banjo’s favorite jobs is “Go wake up, mommy.” My spouse will tell him in the living room, and he will run to the bedroom, flop on top of me, and paw me until I get up. #TongueOutTuesday #dogs #dogsofbluesky #poodles
Poodle wearing pjs whose snaps have come undone is lying on the camera person and insisting she get up. His tongue is out.
November 11, 2025 at 1:43 PM
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In case he doesn’t develop enough mutant powers to get into X-Men Academy for free, Banjo has decided to get an entry level job to save up for tuition. He has procured a business casual shirt and wants me to make him a lunchbox. #Working9to5 #dogs #dogsofbluesky #poodles
Mini poodle sits while wearing an oversized button down blue gingham shirt.
November 7, 2025 at 12:53 PM
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Puppy Banjo shows off his “bad perm in an 80s high school yearbook photo” look. I don’t know how he saw my yearbook, but the mockery is rather rude. #ThrowbackThursday #dogs #dogsofbluesky #poodles
Poodle puppy nibbling on a blue bone toy has wild curly hair on his head.
November 6, 2025 at 12:48 PM
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It’s actually harder to get a pic of him not looking than looking, so here’s one from before he got his new collar. He is thinking about his student loans. #WontLookWednesday #dogs #dogsofbluesky #poodles
Mini poodle lying down on a chair, shown in profile.
November 5, 2025 at 1:48 PM
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Banjo is not dressed as Krypto in pjs. That’s his little blanket that stuck to him when he got up. (Maybe he is Magneto from yesterday’s pic?) #TongueOutTuesday #ToT #dogs #dogsofbluesky #poodles
Mini poodle in Snoopy pumpkin pajamas sits pretty with a small red blanket stuck to his back. He is also licking his lips.
November 4, 2025 at 1:29 PM
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Banjo applied to Xavier's School for Gifted Youngsters, but his Magneto powers so far have only attracted a leaf to his face. He might try again next year as a small Wolverine. #XMen #dogs #dogsofbluesky #poodles
Mini poodle in pjs stands in the driveway with a leaf squarely on his face.
November 3, 2025 at 1:37 PM
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Banjo might get a costume later, but for now he just has pumpkin pjs and a still from a slasher film of him attacking a puzzle ball. #dogs #dogsofbluesky #poodles
Poodle in pajamas with his paw on a puzzle dispenser and his ears waving in the air.
October 31, 2025 at 1:38 PM
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#ThrowbackThursday to Banjo’s first day of middle school, putting on his new backpack before catching the bus. They grow up so fast. #dogs #dogsofbluesky #poodles
Poodle puppy gets into mischief, slipping his head behind the strap of a flowery backpack larger than him so that he can chew on it.
October 30, 2025 at 12:45 PM
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Appropriately for Halloween season, Banjo looks like he has seen a ghost. #spooky #dogs #dogsofbluesky #poodles
Small poodle on a lap looks startled by an unknown something.
October 28, 2025 at 12:39 PM
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Since it’s gotten colder but is not quite sweater weather, yesterday Banjo had on a fashion t-shirt. #LifeIsGood #dogs #dogsofbluesky #poodles
Poodle sits alertly wearing a little boy style shirt in front of the glass door. On the back of the shirt it has a heart with a nature graphic and the words Life is Good. We know the world is a dumpster fire these days, but for Banjo, life is very good.
October 26, 2025 at 2:16 PM
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Banjo didn’t get invited to the neighbors’ party. If he were a reindeer, well, you know how that story would go. #dogs #dogsofbluesky #poodles
October 25, 2025 at 9:21 PM
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When your companion makes an editorial comment by falling asleep during an author reading at a dog friendly bookstore. #dogs #dogsofbluesky #poodles
October 24, 2025 at 12:36 PM