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Giant fucking mutant baby
@deserthooker.bsky.social
She/her. A safe space ship. UU, queer, witch, therapist (not yours). Still striving to believe in the goodness of people after all these years. 20 thunder drive: faster than fear
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Anybody who is like “Piracy is activism!”—trust me, supporting your local library is about 1000% more effective activism, and it’s still free for you and authors still get paid!
November 26, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Listen. I was excited to see Jewel, Debbie Gibson and Busta Rhymes in the parade before I remembered my mom feeling the same way about the old ass singers when I was a kid

Sigh
November 27, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Also had versions of The Dream all night. Gotta be because we're going to his mom's today.

UGH. I miss him a lot.
November 27, 2025 at 3:03 PM
That thing where you only want to tell one person something but they are dead like a jerk.
November 27, 2025 at 3:01 PM
T Kingfisher's new book is fabulous of course and set basically where I live so that was extra fun. Snake-Eater, highly recommend!
November 27, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Anyway I am going to read T. Kingfisher's new book and hunker down and enjoy tums for dinner.
November 25, 2025 at 11:41 PM
3 days of high anxiety have left me with a stomach that is more like a boiling pit of lava and despair. Bodies.

ON THE PLUS SIDE--guys I think I'm moving out of Tucson finally finally finally. Big changes afoot. Or astomach really.
November 25, 2025 at 11:39 PM
The only reason to keep green beans is to have some kind of veg. Any other kind is fine tbh, bye bye gloop!
with charity and goodwill, i must here part ways with rolls.
November 24, 2025 at 3:55 PM
I have read a lot of really good books this year and I think King Sorrow might be the top of the bunch.

What a banger of a great book. Damn.
November 24, 2025 at 3:53 PM
My very first semester of college i took psych 101 and fell instantly in love. What a lucky break!
What’s the lore behind choosing your career path ?
November 23, 2025 at 1:15 PM
And guess who was so unruly he got prescribed gabapentin and trazadone for next time?
November 21, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Nail trim time for Ed. All the vet techs just fawn over him, big baby that he is.
November 21, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Wilson Phillips at the Dutch Bros :D
November 21, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Spending the first day of my week off having a mammogram

Wheeeeee
November 21, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Drive thru person: that's 10.69

Me: nice

Them: NO REACTION

kids these days
November 19, 2025 at 8:25 PM
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You mean the company that's currently being struck by its workers and the company that's currently being boycotted because of its terrible DEI policy rollbacks? Why not just call this the Chocolate Mint Racist Scab Frostie?
Beginning Monday, a Frozen Peppermint Hot Chocolate drink will be available exclusively at Starbucks cafés inside Target stores.

The chains are hoping the drink can drum up excitement from customers this holiday season.

🔗https://tinyurl.com/yrshv45s
November 17, 2025 at 8:49 PM
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Hooray, femmecraft.com is open for orders again! I'm currently trying to fundraise to pay my bills while I wait for a shiny new job paycheque, so I would REALLY love for people to take a look at what I've got!
Home | Femmecraft
Handmade badges, jewellery, and accessories for lovers of all things queer, goth, and geeky.
femmecraft.com
November 17, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Reading the second Stormlight Archive book. Good lord does Kaladin ever stop being a whiny sadboi??
November 16, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Oscar Isaac in Frankenstein
elmo from sesame street is looking at the camera and smiling .
Alt: elmo from sesame street faints. In this case, overwhelmed by Isaac's sheer hotness
media.tenor.com
November 15, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Dermatologist: caffeine can cause your rosacea to flare

Me, wearing a shirt that says Death Before Decaf: oh ok
November 15, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Also i fucked a whole row ssking when I should have k2tog.

*Screaming internally*
November 14, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Helping
November 14, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Just nabbed this as a kindle first look free read FYI.
Happy Book Birthday to SNAKE-EATER by @tkingfisher.com!

A young woman seeking a fresh start is confronted by ancient gods, malevolent supernatural forces, and eccentric neighbours in an isolated desert town in this fantasy horror! 🐍

https://tinyurl.com/sdamfpkf
November 14, 2025 at 2:16 PM
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No Starbucks 'til workers get more bucks

(and whatever else it is they are striking for)
As of this morning, Starbucks workers across the country are officially ON STRIKE. And we're prepared for this to become the biggest and longest ULP strike in Starbucks history.

Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX
November 13, 2025 at 12:47 PM
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UU President Rev. Dr. Sofía Betancourt joins faith leaders across traditions in proclaiming: transgender, intersex, and nonbinary people are holy, whole, and worthy of love. Together, we call out the misuse of religion to justify harm.

www.uuworld.org/articles/uua...
November 12, 2025 at 4:36 PM