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Desert Dragster
@desertdragster.bsky.social
He/Him, Gamer, Mildly autistic & Hater of modern blandness

Live Free! Live Fast! Live Fearless!
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Rick runs. Rick rides. Rick rolls.

#KirbyAirRiders
November 30, 2025 at 7:01 PM
“I live” he says…
November 30, 2025 at 5:11 PM
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November 26, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Thank give
November 27, 2025 at 2:14 PM
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November 24, 2025 at 12:44 AM
YES I DID THIS IS REAL WHAT THE FUCK?!
November 23, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Did I seriously just get a Mint Mobile ad where Ryan Reynolds threatens to stab people in the dick?
November 23, 2025 at 7:19 PM
New alarm clock
Mario Kart: Double Dash contains a bizarre "eternal European pain" glitch whereby being burned when entering a pipe will cause the character to remain in pain indefinitely, but only in the European version.
November 23, 2025 at 7:01 PM
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We're still working very hard, but small #SMKDX update for you. CPUs are now armed with the new items too. 🙃
November 22, 2025 at 9:45 AM
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November 21, 2025 at 3:34 AM
They referenced hock-err I mean hawk tuah in the new Smiling Friends… it’s over
November 17, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Battle Chariot and Jet Hammer is already a devastating combo. But when everyone is grouped up fighting a boss, it practically turns into an instant win button
November 16, 2025 at 7:23 PM
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November 14, 2025 at 5:08 PM
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It fires in spurts
November 13, 2025 at 4:49 AM
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In Super Mario Galaxy, the stars on the letters of the logo spell "u r mr gay", while for the movie it says "he mr gay". This is because you are watching Mario, not playing him.
November 12, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Dude, you added Super Monkey Ball? Crossworlds. Bro, I knew I liked you dude
November 12, 2025 at 12:27 AM
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I instinctively read this post in Kawasaki's Kirby Right Back at Ya voice which then pushed me to make this
November 9, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Excuse me what?
November 9, 2025 at 5:19 PM
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I love video games.
November 9, 2025 at 6:13 AM
Your move, Pepsi
Coca-Cola's annual Christmas commercial is AI-generated again

The company used even fewer people to make it this year

“We need to keep moving forward and pushing the envelope … The genie is out of the bottle, and you’re not going to put it back in"

(via THR)
November 6, 2025 at 1:12 PM
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Super Mario SPEEEN
October 31, 2025 at 6:34 PM
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BOO!
SPREAD THIS BOO AROUND TO TOTALLY BOO YOUR FOLLOWERS.
October 31, 2025 at 5:15 PM
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off the clock so i redrew that sketch
October 30, 2025 at 10:15 PM
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October 29, 2025 at 10:30 PM
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SiIvaGunner and Joel have done irreversible damage to my brain by making me think of Grand Dad first whenever I hear the Flintstones theme

and then a minute later I'm like "oh yeah, that's the Flintstones theme wtf"
October 26, 2025 at 4:44 PM