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Derek
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That dude you know from that place with the thing.
He/Him
I remember the good old days when people weren't so performative about sucking Bill Clinton's cock.
November 16, 2025 at 4:57 PM
“What do you mean that chuck roast is going in the crock pot with onions and peppers and isn’t for me, Dad?”
November 16, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Rowdy pic.
November 15, 2025 at 7:41 PM
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"Malort advent calendar" is already such an unhinged concept but every little window just having Malort in it really pushes it over the edge into something transcendently funny
November 15, 2025 at 7:31 PM
MTG’s face turn is a bit like Hogan going back to the red and gold after being NWO. Yeah you’re saying the right stuff but you’re still an asshole. I can’t wait for Sean Michaels to spend a whole match overselling for her.
November 15, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Reposted by Derek
Save the date - just like Trump saved a date with Clinton. Trumpaneezer Scrooge; Des Moines, Iowa, December 18, 2025.
November 15, 2025 at 1:01 AM
So wait….

He BLEW him?
November 15, 2025 at 12:01 AM
DID YOU KNOW INSTEAD OF STARBUCKS YOU CAN BUY A BIG ASS BOTTLE OF REALLY STRONG COLD BREW AND A THING OF FLAVORED CREAMER FOR LIKE THE SAME PRICE AND GET SO MUCH MORE CAFFIENE??????? I'M SO FUCKING AWAKE RIGHT NOW!!!
a man in a suit is sitting at a table with a basket of food and talking to another man .
ALT: a man in a suit is sitting at a table with a basket of food and talking to another man .
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November 13, 2025 at 10:50 PM
The thing about the new Poker Face cast thing is: there are almost no writer/directors I trust more than Rian Johnson. That’s me. I just wanna see how it works, the end.
November 13, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Hey, I dunno who needs to hear this, take your meds. Especially seasonal depression ones. But also the other ones.

Love ya, friends
November 13, 2025 at 8:02 PM
That was a good ass #aewdynamite.
So much blood. Those people are fucking not right in the best ways.
November 13, 2025 at 3:39 AM
Those rotten Democrats are willing to sacrifice their own people JUST because they trafficked human children to pedophiles! NO LOYALTY!

/s (in case you couldn’t tell)
November 12, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Repost with an iconic fictional band (If you feel like it)
November 12, 2025 at 3:17 PM
My dog either hates magnetic storms or Rhea Seehorn.
November 12, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Ever notice how often protagonists in Movies and TV wear big chunky boots?

Now I have to go get dinner. I should put on my big chunky boots :D
November 11, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Dealing with a cluster headache again. Between the stress the past few weeks, and barometer changes, it's nasty.

Gonna put on a movie. Maybe I'll watch the best X-men movie ever made, DOCTOR SLEEP. (director's cut)

@crobertcargill.bsky.social knows.
November 11, 2025 at 10:59 PM
November 11, 2025 at 5:07 PM
TIL that crews filming NEXT OF KIN in 1988 were accused of being a roving band of Satan worshippers because they bought all the black dresses in town for a funeral scene. If being a satan worshipping cultist means I get to hang with Swayze, Neeson, Bill Paxton and Helen Hunt, sign me up
November 10, 2025 at 4:48 PM
I'm not saying that the Bears are gonna win the superbowl.

I'm just sayin 6-3 doesn't suck.
November 9, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Dog is PISSED about this weather
November 9, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Mamdani is going to implement SHAAAROOOOON law.
Everyone is going to listen to an Ozzy album
November 9, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Seeing Lars makes me think of when I went saw ABBY: THE BLACK EXORCIST on Wierd Wednesday at the old original Drafthouse. Meeeem-ories

That would be a good one for TLDI

#TheLastDriveIn #Mutantfam
November 8, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Did Alan Taylor learn from Argento when Loki is in the cell in THOR: THE DARK WORLD 2? #Thelastdrivein #mutantfam
November 8, 2025 at 2:27 AM
OK, Bird with the Crystal Plumeage has been one of those holes in my cinema watching. YAY

#TheLastDriveIn #mutantfam
November 8, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Find someone who loves you the way my dog loves baby carrots. 🥕
November 8, 2025 at 1:11 AM