𝓙𝙤𝙝𝙣𝙣𝙮 𝓢𝙩𝙤𝙧𝙢 — 𝓣𝙝𝙚 𝓗𝙪𝙢𝙖𝙣 𝓣𝙤𝙧𝙘𝙝 .ᐟ 🔥💖
@deorbitburn.bsky.social
𝙄 𝙬𝙖𝙨 𝙗𝙤𝙧𝙣 𝙞𝙣 𝙖 𝙛𝙡𝙖𝙢𝙚 ,
𝙨𝙖𝙞𝙙 𝙩𝙝𝙖𝙩 𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙧𝙮𝙤𝙣𝙚 𝙬𝙤𝙪𝙡𝙙 𝙠𝙣𝙤𝙬 𝙢𝙮 𝙣𝙖𝙢𝙚 .ᐟ
dating status: VERY single. 🏳🌈 pfp: lanfibio
#Long🐉LongMan
𝙨𝙖𝙞𝙙 𝙩𝙝𝙖𝙩 𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙧𝙮𝙤𝙣𝙚 𝙬𝙤𝙪𝙡𝙙 𝙠𝙣𝙤𝙬 𝙢𝙮 𝙣𝙖𝙢𝙚 .ᐟ
dating status: VERY single. 🏳🌈 pfp: lanfibio
#Long🐉LongMan
Pinned
Reposted by 𝓙𝙤𝙝𝙣𝙣𝙮 𝓢𝙩𝙤𝙧𝙢 — 𝓣𝙝𝙚 𝓗𝙪𝙢𝙖𝙣 𝓣𝙤𝙧𝙘𝙝 .ᐟ 🔥💖
— rumor from the bruised.
December 11, 2025 at 3:13 PM
— rumor from the bruised.
( he'll be.. well, can't promise he'll be back, but probably eventually! )
She misses her friend.
( he's absent and can't be shaken?? like physically not present? )
December 11, 2025 at 3:20 PM
( he'll be.. well, can't promise he'll be back, but probably eventually! )
( he's absent and can't be shaken?? like physically not present? )
Shakes him.
( no response! because he's not around to make a sound!! )
December 11, 2025 at 2:58 PM
( he's absent and can't be shaken?? like physically not present? )
( no response! because he's not around to make a sound!! )
“AH!”
( just a silence, today. )
December 11, 2025 at 2:55 PM
( no response! because he's not around to make a sound!! )
Reposted by 𝓙𝙤𝙝𝙣𝙣𝙮 𝓢𝙩𝙤𝙧𝙢 — 𝓣𝙝𝙚 𝓗𝙪𝙢𝙖𝙣 𝓣𝙤𝙧𝙘𝙝 .ᐟ 🔥💖
— rumor from the stars.
December 11, 2025 at 7:49 AM
— rumor from the stars.
( flops over. oh. turns out, it's just a Human Torch plushie in his usual spot, and Johnny is nowhere to be seen. )
cheek poke.
( just a silence, today. )
December 11, 2025 at 2:54 PM
( flops over. oh. turns out, it's just a Human Torch plushie in his usual spot, and Johnny is nowhere to be seen. )
( just a silence, today. )
December 11, 2025 at 7:51 AM
( just a silence, today. )
( distant meep. )
December 8, 2025 at 11:52 PM
( distant meep. )
beep beep.
December 7, 2025 at 6:59 AM
beep beep.
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I got a job as a fireplace for the holiday season, so I'm busy.
December 5, 2025 at 11:57 PM
I got a job as a fireplace for the holiday season, so I'm busy.
"Only a couple more hours remain until I'm allowed to play the Very Spidey Christmas album on the Baxter Building speaker system."
December 1, 2025 at 3:06 AM
"Only a couple more hours remain until I'm allowed to play the Very Spidey Christmas album on the Baxter Building speaker system."
To be fair, it was a pretty damn good sandwich.
See, now this is a man who knows how to eat.
ate a turkey sandwich so aggressively that I looked in the mirror an hour later and found lettuce in my hair. the most scrumptious barrette.
December 1, 2025 at 3:05 AM
To be fair, it was a pretty damn good sandwich.
Reposted by 𝓙𝙤𝙝𝙣𝙣𝙮 𝓢𝙩𝙤𝙧𝙢 — 𝓣𝙝𝙚 𝓗𝙪𝙢𝙖𝙣 𝓣𝙤𝙧𝙘𝙝 .ᐟ 🔥💖
hey can i get a
November 29, 2025 at 7:36 AM
hey can i get a
ate a turkey sandwich so aggressively that I looked in the mirror an hour later and found lettuce in my hair. the most scrumptious barrette.
December 1, 2025 at 12:37 AM
ate a turkey sandwich so aggressively that I looked in the mirror an hour later and found lettuce in my hair. the most scrumptious barrette.
hey can i get a
November 29, 2025 at 7:36 AM
hey can i get a
"Probably about time to retire for the day.. 'ppreciate the well wishes, just.. got a low battery these days. My bad."
November 27, 2025 at 5:05 PM
"Probably about time to retire for the day.. 'ppreciate the well wishes, just.. got a low battery these days. My bad."
"Oh, thanks...!"
"Hey, happy birthday!".
happy birthday to me.
November 27, 2025 at 5:03 PM
"Oh, thanks...!"
"Thanks, thanks... Thank you."
"Happy birthday!"
November 27, 2025 at 4:55 PM
"Thanks, thanks... Thank you."
"Well.. y'know what, fair enough. Guess I'd do something similar if Santa hats weren't so fIammable."
He peered over at the gifts, unable to hide his curiosity.
"Gosh... You didn't have to get me anything, but I'm guessing you're not gonna take no for an answer, huh?"
He peered over at the gifts, unable to hide his curiosity.
"Gosh... You didn't have to get me anything, but I'm guessing you're not gonna take no for an answer, huh?"
"Oh, I do a lot of this for fun! But giving my besties their (late) birthday gifts is an especially great pleasure!"
"Now I know we're not really besties, I'm not the same as your Peter Parker but I did get you some sweet swag..."
~
"Now I know we're not really besties, I'm not the same as your Peter Parker but I did get you some sweet swag..."
~
"Woah, hey, Spider-pants! Were some kids extra nice this year, and they put you on early present duty, or what gives?"
Looking him up and down a couple times over—
"Or do you just dress like this for fun? No judgement here."
Looking him up and down a couple times over—
"Or do you just dress like this for fun? No judgement here."
November 27, 2025 at 2:43 PM
"Well.. y'know what, fair enough. Guess I'd do something similar if Santa hats weren't so fIammable."
He peered over at the gifts, unable to hide his curiosity.
"Gosh... You didn't have to get me anything, but I'm guessing you're not gonna take no for an answer, huh?"
He peered over at the gifts, unable to hide his curiosity.
"Gosh... You didn't have to get me anything, but I'm guessing you're not gonna take no for an answer, huh?"
"Woah, hey, Spider-pants! Were some kids extra nice this year, and they put you on early present duty, or what gives?"
Looking him up and down a couple times over—
"Or do you just dress like this for fun? No judgement here."
Looking him up and down a couple times over—
"Or do you just dress like this for fun? No judgement here."
"Johnny!"
Pete swung over to the not-his-Johnny, but his friend, with a little sack over his shoulder.
"Made me break my Santa outfit out early."
Pete swung over to the not-his-Johnny, but his friend, with a little sack over his shoulder.
"Made me break my Santa outfit out early."
November 27, 2025 at 2:22 PM
"Woah, hey, Spider-pants! Were some kids extra nice this year, and they put you on early present duty, or what gives?"
Looking him up and down a couple times over—
"Or do you just dress like this for fun? No judgement here."
Looking him up and down a couple times over—
"Or do you just dress like this for fun? No judgement here."
"Yeah, that sounds perfect... Thanks. Means a lot to me."
"I'll get some movies and snacks.
Happy Birthday, Storm."
Happy Birthday, Storm."
"I'd appreciate it a lot.. my other option was gonna be staying in the basement for the day, but no doubt they'd check there first for me."
November 27, 2025 at 2:19 PM
"Yeah, that sounds perfect... Thanks. Means a lot to me."
"I'd appreciate it a lot.. my other option was gonna be staying in the basement for the day, but no doubt they'd check there first for me."
“I can set up some shit in the cooler.”
"Mostly a quiet day, I think.."
November 27, 2025 at 8:05 AM
"I'd appreciate it a lot.. my other option was gonna be staying in the basement for the day, but no doubt they'd check there first for me."
"An extra hour of sleep and the new A Very Spidey Christmas album..."
"You're a good lad, Johnny. What would you like for your birthday?"
"... thanks."
November 27, 2025 at 12:13 AM
"An extra hour of sleep and the new A Very Spidey Christmas album..."