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Dennis DiClaudio
@dennisdiclaudio.bsky.social
Oddly shaped colony of eukaryotic cells.

https://linktr.ee/dennisdiclaudio
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Now, I've had the time of my life working on this podcast.

No, I never felt like this before.

Yes, I swear, it's the truth, and I owe it all to Stephen Levinson, Kevin Carter, Cole Emoff, Graham Douglas, Christine Bullen, Rob Kutner, and Dave Hill. Couldn't ask to be part of a better team.
Season 4: Dirty Dancing
📖 Chapter 1: “Whatever You Do, Don’t Lift Anything”
✨ Written by: Rich Talarico (Key & Peele)
🎙 Narrated by: Rachel Dratch (SNL)

Plus, BTS scoop as Matteo Lane (Your Pasta Sucks: A Cookbook) channels the live great Liza Minnelli.

#TheNovelizers #DirtyDancing #ComedyPodcast
March 10, 2025 at 3:47 PM
So, so, so excited to a) be on Fuckbois of Literature with @msemilyedwards.bsky.social (one of my online people), and b) get to talk about the book that changed my life when I bought it at a high school book fair in the '80s!

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Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy with Dennis DiClaudio | F***bois of Literature Book Podcast
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March 6, 2025 at 7:03 PM
I had SO MUCH fun doing this episode with Emily. And I'm SO THANKFUL for being invited on. (Haven't listened yet because I'm SO SCARED of the sound of my voice.)

I wrote a post for about it, which will go live tomorrow morning for the threes of you here who are interested in what I have to say.
Live now!

@dennisdiclaudio.bsky.social and I talk nihilism, atheism, and Sexy Lamp Ladies in a 90 minute discussion about HITCHHIKER'S GUIDE TO THE GALAXY!

Find ways to listen here: linktr.ee/msemilyedwards
March 5, 2025 at 10:01 PM
A tool is neither good nor evil—it depends on whose hands shape it. The elites want AI to control us, but in the right hands, it could free us from their control. The question is: who will code the future?
March 5, 2025 at 5:14 PM
The Democrats are going to save us.

We have to save ourselves.
In just 45 days, nearly every government agency has been hacked and a cabinet hell-bent on ramping up Project 2025 has been installed. We are watching a coup in plain sight. What was democratic leadership's response?

Pink suits and signs. 🙄

Our leaders are failing us.
Decorum will be our DOOM.
March 5, 2025 at 4:29 PM
"Many of these people were part of the gardening movement from its beginning in the 1970s, during the depths of New York’s fiscal crisis. Much of what they learned as community gardeners began from necessity, as they collaborated to fight for what was then a devastated neighborhood."
March 5, 2025 at 4:28 PM
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I woke up to new episodes of Daredevil: Born Again and a new episode of Fbois of Literature by @msemilyedwards.bsky.social talking about The Hitchhiker's Guide with @dennisdiclaudio.bsky.social

It's going to be a good day.
March 5, 2025 at 12:59 PM
March 3, 2025 at 7:42 PM
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#FuckboisOfLit starts THIS WEEK with @dennisdiclaudio.bsky.social talking HITCHHIKER'S GUIDE!

Get short & free eps here: shows.acast.com/fbol

Full length eps for $1 a month: patreon.com/fuckboisoflit

Bump up to $5/month & get our Fuckbois of Classical Music & Fuckbois of Art History extras!
March 3, 2025 at 5:35 PM
"'In the last months of their marriage, there was always a bonfire at the bottom of the garden, knitting smoke.'

Her image did not have to be explained. We could see the blackened sticks and branches crossed like thick needles in the nest of the bonfire and the long, grey scarf of smoke."
February 27, 2025 at 7:08 PM
I hear one of the guests this season is a top notch shitlib cuck.
Guess what's coming back soon?

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February 20, 2025 at 11:06 PM
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Organizing to raising money for political candidates, or GOTV efforts for national candidates, while necessary-- is not the same as organizing for resistance, community help/defense, building power in local groups, and mutual aid.
February 20, 2025 at 10:25 PM
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Everyone seems to be waiting on saviors, messiahs.

This is not a strategy.
February 19, 2025 at 3:29 PM
We already established that we're in agreement on almost everything.
Actually, I'm impressed at how much you broke like a walnut when you held strongly against other replies claiming you're "for the children". Even brought up all the usual numbers:
- Arab regimes bad
- concern for LGBTQ
- constantly projecting insecurities on me

It's entertaining. Keep going.
February 20, 2025 at 10:45 PM
My new best friend is sooo smart!
That a degree makes you smart. I'm blown away by how many faux intellectuals are just Nazis who pontificate on their bigotry.
10. What is the dumbest thing you believed as a kid?
February 20, 2025 at 10:43 PM
So, I'd just like to say that I have a new friend. Their name is no sanity left, and we agree on practically *everything*. It's adorable.

I've very rarely been as simpatico on politics with anyone as I am with no sanity left.
February 20, 2025 at 10:41 PM
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February 20, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Somehow don't think this is a typo.
February 20, 2025 at 7:54 PM
I forgot how much I love this photo!
This is his old pic. I’m starting to think Futurama is Simpsons for bozos
February 20, 2025 at 7:49 PM
So, a bunch of disingenuous idiots with nothing else to work with have seized upon a typo of mine. What can I do? That's social media.

I'm very happy to state right now that I do not support the murder of children for political reasons under any circumstances.

They, notably, will not do the same.
February 20, 2025 at 7:32 PM
How can you speak with any sort of moral authority if you can’t even condemn the murder of children?
February 20, 2025 at 6:01 PM
You seem to think that being opposed to murdering innocent people means that I'm against standing up for myself.

I will fight. I will put my body in front of a vulnerable person to protect them. I will fight to protect them.

But I won't hurt innocent people. That's losing before you start.
Nope, children aren't terrorists.

But out of curiosity... How would you react if someone came to you & kicked you out of YOUR OWN HOUSE & YOUR OWN COUNTRY & perhaps murdered half of your family and put you in an open-air prison?
February 20, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Good people. Cool movement.
February 20, 2025 at 3:59 PM