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denningbadger.bsky.social
Resident GILF or outrageous nuisance, you decide...
@denningbadger.bsky.social
NSFW European badger so be 18 or come back when you're 35. The event horizon of horrible. Formerly insulting, currently affable. Headmaster of Denning's Obedience School. Suit by
@azflip.bsky.social

www.furaffinity.net/user/denningbadger
Pinned
Next time I have suit photos taken, I'm going to get 15-20 variations of this pose. I underestimated how much people these days just want hugs.

#FursuitFriday
As a fat old badger myself, I'm conflicted
Chief Badger sitting in underwear
February 8, 2026 at 2:38 PM
I certainly could never hug away all of today's problems. But why not try?

#FursuitFriday
February 6, 2026 at 2:38 PM
I implore my more dominant-minded fellows: don't ignore this perfectly fine, wonderful, and serviceable dirty slut!
I thought this was a cool pic to take but I can't think of anything witty to say about it other than having the desire to wear it again for someone.

Who's gonna come and put me into subspace and make me your dirty slut?
January 29, 2026 at 3:25 PM
Face reveal! WRONG answers only.
(But it's quite close to right!)
January 28, 2026 at 12:05 AM
TIL that I'm represented four times on rule34.xxx and three times on e621.net. Not sure if I'm more surprised that I'm there at all or that the rest of my FA gallery hasn't yet been plundered.
January 27, 2026 at 11:56 PM
Can confirm all of it and indeed the entire thread
6. Some more reasons, which I collected on this piece of paper in 2015, and remain possibly even more relevant in the frightening new world of 2026.
January 15, 2026 at 2:41 AM
I wish I could be a streamer so I could have a neat animated avatar. But I have no idea what I'd stream. Accordion practice? That would wear out its welcome fast.
January 15, 2026 at 1:45 AM
Scott Adams died? Well...
January 13, 2026 at 6:50 PM
There's a lot of downtime as well. We of the elder generation need our rest and recoup time. That's where the politics come back in.
Made the mistake of trying to find a chart about inflation by searching for inflation on here and got a reminder that while most people think Bluesky is a place for politics, it's actually a place for furries to jack off
January 12, 2026 at 5:54 PM
I'm not at all sure being a mischievous and libidinous old badger on the internet is the proper response to such a horrid world at the moment. Certainly it shouldn't be the only response.

But it does seem that the best way to keep one's freedoms is to exercise them with vigor.
January 10, 2026 at 5:29 PM
The former me, interacting online: insults, grumbling, a constant air of disapproval

The current me, interacting online:
January 4, 2026 at 2:47 PM
And here I am with really no butt pics to post. How could I have been so short-sighted?
Fursuiters when they getting low on likes on their post.

*posts butt*

Instant 100 likes.
December 28, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Gifts for badgers? How joyful!
December 25, 2025 at 6:33 PM
One of my favorite reaction images. I used it in the past mostly to feign disapproval of @rushhusky.bsky.social's more outlandish statements and actions when he was troublemaker Twitch.

Now that he's evolved into playful sexy doggy, this no longer works. I must ponder...
December 18, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Oh, so that’s why badgers are suddenly popular
December 12, 2025 at 6:44 PM
WHEEEEEEEEEeeee...
December 6, 2025 at 3:16 PM
I started my old Twit account for the express purpose of being rude. By the time I found my way here I'd evolved into "I'm very old, want a hug?"
If you aren't seeing skeets from some of your fave people, they might have been labeled "Rude" by bsky mods. Idk what they are thinking, I don't need a mommy to tell me who to be buddies with. Anyway, go into Settings > moderation > bluesky moderation (advanced) and turn Rude off.
November 6, 2025 at 1:25 PM
Also I greatly resemble this portrait IRL
I don't actually disapprove of kinks. But oh how I loved using this reaction image to pretend that I did.
November 4, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Change one letter, ruin a candy

Turdish delight
Change one letter, ruin a candy

Necro wafers
Change one letter, ruin a candy.

Slickers
October 30, 2025 at 12:12 PM
Finally someone's asking the tough questions
What about American objects? I'm sure this administration will want to know.
October 22, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Scarfolk couldn't have said it better
October 22, 2025 at 7:18 PM
All hail me!
October 6, 2025 at 1:30 PM
I mean... there ARE other badgers... still, I plan to live my best life
HOLD ON ONE SECOND...

... there's an International Badger Day? On October 6th?

... an ACTUAL day for a mustelid?

I don't... I....

Finally! One of our own is being recognized! @denningbadger.bsky.social Its your day to shine!

youtu.be/uC21yoI8Di8?...
Kelly Clarkson - A Moment Like This (Winning Performance)
YouTube video by TheSweetestDreams
youtu.be
October 3, 2025 at 1:30 PM
This is why we need to save Bluesky
I am THIS (][) close to sticking my dick in that pizza, goddamn
October 3, 2025 at 4:41 AM