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@demonmittenhands.bsky.social
Software boy from Utah but computers are really dumb. Sometimes I draw things.

Vegan for the animals.
Post something random or you'll have an awful December
November 18, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Arc Raiders has nothing to do with Raiders of the Lost Ark and Bugonia isn't an animated movie about a city of bugs.
Thank you for coming to my insane rambling TED Talk.
November 13, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Anyone thinking Saudi Arabia, Jared fucking Kushner, and the rotting corpse of EA aren't going to wreck the horney alien game are lying to themselves. #masseffect
November 7, 2025 at 7:34 PM
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Last chance to donate to my Utah Food Bank fundraiser — so far, we’ve been able to collect over $2k, twice the goal!!

www.justgiving.com/page/slsees-...

And remember, if you donate $50 or more, shoot me a DM and I’ll send you one of my SLC mugs!
November 5, 2025 at 4:45 PM
What a fantastic night! Oh hang on.... yup. Dick Chaney, still dead!
November 5, 2025 at 3:00 AM
It actually kicks ass when terrible people die. More of that please!
November 4, 2025 at 3:44 PM
I can't go get my glasses because my car is updating and I'm not supposed to unlock it... I'm not sure about this particular future.
October 31, 2025 at 6:46 PM
I posted this once before but had so many errors I had to delete and try again 😆. Today's #mabsdrawlloweenclub phrase is #poisonPlant. I drew Oddish, Gloom, and Vileplume in their natural habitat 💜 💀
October 28, 2025 at 6:01 AM
I did another day off #mabsdrawlloweenclub. Today's prompt is #ghostRider so I did an old fashioned boi. I may have lost my mind with crayons.
October 26, 2025 at 6:02 AM
Holy shit this email I just got. We're dragging Greg now! #eatShitGreg
October 24, 2025 at 7:09 PM
I'm working from the couch while my legs are recovering from my half marathon. I'm being constantly judged!
October 20, 2025 at 5:33 PM
I'm not gonna make it to the #slc #noKings protest. I just ran my first ever half marathon and legit don't think I could walk up the hill to the capitol building 😆
October 18, 2025 at 6:24 PM
I ended up drawing some more today. Here's some tiger chickens and a space worm because I've missed a lot of prompts from @theirishisland.bsky.social
October 14, 2025 at 5:17 AM
Still not in the mental state to draw a whole lot. As a wise old man once told me, you get what you're given! Anyway, here's #Omen for #mabsdrawlloweenclub day 13
October 13, 2025 at 8:56 PM
I guess it's canon that Abigail eats diamonds. #stardewvalley
October 13, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Oh damn! It's actually haunted now!
October 9, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Draw yourself from memory
October 8, 2025 at 6:49 PM
I'm barely doing any #mabsdrawlloweenclub here's a cruddy #werewolf for today!
October 7, 2025 at 5:34 AM
w/o downloading anything new - where are you mentally?
October 6, 2025 at 10:53 PM
"partisan squabbling" is a hellllll of a way to phrase "Republicans want to keep cheating and everyone else wants them to not".
kuer.org KUER @kuer.org · Oct 4
Teamwork at the #utleg is typically known as the “Utah Way.” But there was no appetite for it from either side while arm wrestling over redistricting.
There’s partisan squabbling ahead of Utah lawmakers’ expected redistricting vote
The Legislature faces an Oct. 6 deadline to vote on a new congressional map in Utah’s court-ordered redistricting.
buff.ly
October 4, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Heya! I'm going to try to do some drawing this October. Here's a weird triple self portrait for Mab's first prompt, #spookyIntro. I for sure won't draw everyday, but I'll see what happens! #mabsdrawlloweenclub
October 2, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Do you think Candyman has to fill out five nametags?
October 1, 2025 at 10:44 PM
We did our annual fall hike yesterday. It was a little too early, but here's a reminder that Lagoon amusement park's Wicked and Colossus line up to make a cockn'balls from the trail.
#lagoon #utah #accidentalPeeners
September 29, 2025 at 4:27 PM
oh-well.jpg
September 10, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Today's my 9(?) year Veganniversary! If I'm going to die of malnutrition, I wish it would hurry up.

I also drew a baboon. It's unrelated.
September 9, 2025 at 3:27 PM