As soon as i perfect my Misir wat I will be undefeatable.
November 10, 2025 at 11:43 AM
As soon as i perfect my Misir wat I will be undefeatable.
Don't care for the late rome comparisons unless one of these crowds rips him to shreds. Alas football fans are mentally and physically anemic.
November 9, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Don't care for the late rome comparisons unless one of these crowds rips him to shreds. Alas football fans are mentally and physically anemic.
Unclogged the horrible gully outside for what I hope is the final time.
November 7, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Unclogged the horrible gully outside for what I hope is the final time.
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I went to the wrong "windmill" for a music gig. Tilting at windmills making me feel like don Quixote.
November 6, 2025 at 8:32 PM
I went to the wrong "windmill" for a music gig. Tilting at windmills making me feel like don Quixote.
I love learning anecdotes about the ancient world. What do you mean there was a whole village of people who fed their livestock fish.
November 6, 2025 at 12:05 AM
I love learning anecdotes about the ancient world. What do you mean there was a whole village of people who fed their livestock fish.
You will all probably treat me like I'm insane, and you're correct to do so but I'm looking forward to being back in the US in a couple of weeks.
November 4, 2025 at 10:49 PM
You will all probably treat me like I'm insane, and you're correct to do so but I'm looking forward to being back in the US in a couple of weeks.
I ran out of treats due to boundless rapacious human greed so I've just been coughing on trick or treaters and giving them covid.
October 31, 2025 at 11:03 PM
I ran out of treats due to boundless rapacious human greed so I've just been coughing on trick or treaters and giving them covid.
My scary Halloween. Here's to another year of fear.
October 31, 2025 at 10:53 PM
My scary Halloween. Here's to another year of fear.
Either the act of coming back into the UK or leaving the Balkans made me incredibly ill with consumption.
October 30, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Either the act of coming back into the UK or leaving the Balkans made me incredibly ill with consumption.
Wedding registries are insane. What do you mean the only item left is a $300 wicker dashund.
October 28, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Wedding registries are insane. What do you mean the only item left is a $300 wicker dashund.
There are things I find in the clearance isle that are not from this reality.
October 28, 2025 at 7:10 PM
There are things I find in the clearance isle that are not from this reality.
You will never escape my wattle and daub maze.
October 26, 2025 at 7:59 PM
You will never escape my wattle and daub maze.
Pretty bad but $130 million is .1% of total annual military spend on salaries so this getd you the entire military for 7 hours.
This is obviously illegal. It is also very stupid. An unconstrained executive will quickly learn that the best way to pay for the government is to call together all of the billionaires and ask them who wants to demonstrate their patriotism the most
Donor Who Gave $130 Million to Pay Troops Is Reclusive Heir to Mellon Fortune
www.nytimes.com
October 25, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Pretty bad but $130 million is .1% of total annual military spend on salaries so this getd you the entire military for 7 hours.
Met this English guy who actually knew what potash was since he's a chemical engineer and it's a catalyst and we talked about it for like 3 hours on top of the Pristina bell tower.
October 22, 2025 at 12:17 PM
Met this English guy who actually knew what potash was since he's a chemical engineer and it's a catalyst and we talked about it for like 3 hours on top of the Pristina bell tower.
Back in the states?
October 21, 2025 at 11:42 AM
Back in the states?
All farmers are agents of Satan. Gardeners tread a fine line.
October 19, 2025 at 10:29 PM
All farmers are agents of Satan. Gardeners tread a fine line.
Kind of funny that the Balkans have had hundreds of years to develop good barbeque and they haven't.
October 19, 2025 at 12:59 PM
Kind of funny that the Balkans have had hundreds of years to develop good barbeque and they haven't.
So we landed and apparently we have to stay in our seats so that the police can escort some criminals off the plane. Perfect intro to Albania haha.
October 18, 2025 at 3:55 PM
So we landed and apparently we have to stay in our seats so that the police can escort some criminals off the plane. Perfect intro to Albania haha.
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If I had explain American history in one sentence, I could do worse than "John Brown was hung for treason, but Robert E. Lee was not."
October 16, 2025 at 11:29 PM
If I had explain American history in one sentence, I could do worse than "John Brown was hung for treason, but Robert E. Lee was not."
The new guy in charge introduced himself to me in a 1-1 as a six sigma black belt which sounds insane and the I looked it up and it seems like scientology for management people.
October 16, 2025 at 8:45 PM
The new guy in charge introduced himself to me in a 1-1 as a six sigma black belt which sounds insane and the I looked it up and it seems like scientology for management people.
Amazing miracle in which I go without spending money for three days because of free conference food.
October 13, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Amazing miracle in which I go without spending money for three days because of free conference food.
Everytime I empty the dehumidifier which prevents my ancient English abode from encrusting itself in black mold I pretend I'm bailing out a sinking ship.
October 12, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Everytime I empty the dehumidifier which prevents my ancient English abode from encrusting itself in black mold I pretend I'm bailing out a sinking ship.
I don't want your balls.
October 11, 2025 at 6:16 PM
I don't want your balls.