Certified Platinum Cutie Patootie
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I'm like Halle Berry, Bernie Mac and Jesus all rolled into one.
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Me waking up with some random song that I’ve not listened to in years stuck in my head.
April 24, 2025 at 11:55 AM
Me waking up with some random song that I’ve not listened to in years stuck in my head.
Hiiiiiii
March 17, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Hiiiiiii
"Don't leave me" by Backstreet but instead of the them begging the girls not to stay, it's a threat. Think about it 😂
March 16, 2025 at 8:10 PM
"Don't leave me" by Backstreet but instead of the them begging the girls not to stay, it's a threat. Think about it 😂
Is 30 too grown to admit that I get The Polar Express and Pineapple Express mixed up in my head every time someone brings one of the movies up? 😅
January 15, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Is 30 too grown to admit that I get The Polar Express and Pineapple Express mixed up in my head every time someone brings one of the movies up? 😅
My cat, Lillian Joanne Elizabeth Marie St James Dupree Davenport O'Hara Andrews Colby Thee Stallion 🩷
January 15, 2025 at 1:26 AM
My cat, Lillian Joanne Elizabeth Marie St James Dupree Davenport O'Hara Andrews Colby Thee Stallion 🩷
Fat Elvis
Felvis
Felvis
January 15, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Fat Elvis
Felvis
Felvis
I'm gonna try to take/upload more photos of myself this year so here's me cleaning my apartment and getting distracted every 10-5 minutes ❤️
January 12, 2025 at 8:06 PM
I'm gonna try to take/upload more photos of myself this year so here's me cleaning my apartment and getting distracted every 10-5 minutes ❤️
Week 1 if working 2nd shift down and honestly.....this shit is for the BIRDSSSSS can't WAIT to start looking for something else
January 11, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Week 1 if working 2nd shift down and honestly.....this shit is for the BIRDSSSSS can't WAIT to start looking for something else
Damn I forget about this one 😅
January 10, 2025 at 7:28 AM
Damn I forget about this one 😅
Hello, little gay people ❤️
December 11, 2024 at 8:58 PM
Hello, little gay people ❤️
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Your secret ain’t safe with me because I’m probably gonna say “huh” til you yell it
December 4, 2024 at 7:21 AM
Your secret ain’t safe with me because I’m probably gonna say “huh” til you yell it
As a treat ❤️
Shake a lil ass today
December 4, 2024 at 3:34 AM
As a treat ❤️
Wisdom like this is why I followed her to BlueSky
Maybe you can’t keep a man because you’re supposed to have 5 of them. You’re not living up to your full potential sissss
a man in a leather jacket is making a funny face while looking at the camera .
ALT: a man in a leather jacket is making a funny face while looking at the camera .
media.tenor.com
December 4, 2024 at 3:33 AM
Wisdom like this is why I followed her to BlueSky
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Billboard names Beyoncé as Greatest Pop Star of the Century, “based on her full 25 years of influence, evolution and impact.”
Billboard’s Greatest Pop Stars of the 21st Century: No. 1 — Beyoncé
Beyoncé is our Greatest Pop Star of the 21st Century for her 25 years of consistent greatness.
www.billboard.com
December 3, 2024 at 6:30 PM
Billboard names Beyoncé as Greatest Pop Star of the Century, “based on her full 25 years of influence, evolution and impact.”
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Tried to warn them they weren’t gonna stop at abortion
December 3, 2024 at 2:21 AM
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I just found a pocket in my bag that I had NO IDEA ABOUT. I feel like I just won the lotto
December 1, 2024 at 4:53 AM
I just found a pocket in my bag that I had NO IDEA ABOUT. I feel like I just won the lotto
Nurse, she's out again....
A vampire’s sphincter is merely a formality.
November 29, 2024 at 2:20 AM
Nurse, she's out again....
Working from home is the ticket.
I'm in a tank top, basketball shorts and my bonnet. I have a lovely cup of tea in my favorite Golden Girls mug and my cat is snoring behind me. Life ain't that bad tbh
I'm in a tank top, basketball shorts and my bonnet. I have a lovely cup of tea in my favorite Golden Girls mug and my cat is snoring behind me. Life ain't that bad tbh
November 27, 2024 at 4:41 PM
Working from home is the ticket.
I'm in a tank top, basketball shorts and my bonnet. I have a lovely cup of tea in my favorite Golden Girls mug and my cat is snoring behind me. Life ain't that bad tbh
I'm in a tank top, basketball shorts and my bonnet. I have a lovely cup of tea in my favorite Golden Girls mug and my cat is snoring behind me. Life ain't that bad tbh
It's kinda hard to read but it's there!
November 25, 2024 at 1:46 AM
It's kinda hard to read but it's there!
SOUR CREAM IS OVER FUCKIN RATED
I just needed to get that off my chest tbh
I just needed to get that off my chest tbh
November 23, 2024 at 12:02 AM
SOUR CREAM IS OVER FUCKIN RATED
I just needed to get that off my chest tbh
I just needed to get that off my chest tbh
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I BOUGHT COOKIES AT WORK AND FORGOT THEM THIS IS MY 9/11
November 21, 2024 at 12:31 AM
I BOUGHT COOKIES AT WORK AND FORGOT THEM THIS IS MY 9/11
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