💀DeathMetalViking💀
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The internet is probably the worst invention ever.
June 27, 2025 at 7:13 AM
The internet is probably the worst invention ever.
I keep forgetting this exist
May 11, 2025 at 4:02 AM
I keep forgetting this exist
I keep forgetting this one exist
March 17, 2025 at 3:24 AM
I keep forgetting this one exist
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Gene Hackman is one of the reasons I wanted to be an actor. He’s one of the greatest who ever lived. RIP Gene & Betsy.
February 27, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Gene Hackman is one of the reasons I wanted to be an actor. He’s one of the greatest who ever lived. RIP Gene & Betsy.
Elon Musk getting called out by an actual astronaut is like a security guard getting called out by a cop.
February 20, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Elon Musk getting called out by an actual astronaut is like a security guard getting called out by a cop.
A job, wife, three children, video gaming addiction, sleep, TWO social media accounts.
Some things gotta give... wife.
Some things gotta give... wife.
February 19, 2025 at 7:52 PM
A job, wife, three children, video gaming addiction, sleep, TWO social media accounts.
Some things gotta give... wife.
Some things gotta give... wife.
A modern version of Peter Pan where they get Tinker Bell to fly again by screaming "woke" at her instead of clapping.
February 18, 2025 at 3:23 AM
A modern version of Peter Pan where they get Tinker Bell to fly again by screaming "woke" at her instead of clapping.
I might have to delete my Twitter account now...
February 17, 2025 at 12:04 AM
I might have to delete my Twitter account now...
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i need a 52 year old man with $800 billion to impregnate my wife . i am worried our offspring wont be sufficiently feeble and/or annoying
February 15, 2025 at 4:27 PM
i need a 52 year old man with $800 billion to impregnate my wife . i am worried our offspring wont be sufficiently feeble and/or annoying
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We’ve lost Minnesota. 🚨
This is not a drill.
This is not a drill.
February 15, 2025 at 11:47 PM
We’ve lost Minnesota. 🚨
This is not a drill.
This is not a drill.
Can't believe Twitter is now nothing more than a harem for a creepy, rich 53 year old man with translucent skin.
February 16, 2025 at 5:55 AM
Can't believe Twitter is now nothing more than a harem for a creepy, rich 53 year old man with translucent skin.
Elon Musk having a kid with a right-wing influencer makes me think that he went full republican because too many liberal women said, "eww... no."
February 15, 2025 at 4:04 AM
Elon Musk having a kid with a right-wing influencer makes me think that he went full republican because too many liberal women said, "eww... no."
"But if we didn't have billionairs what is there to strive for?"
I dunno, just being a decent effen human being perhaps?
I dunno, just being a decent effen human being perhaps?
February 15, 2025 at 12:58 AM
"But if we didn't have billionairs what is there to strive for?"
I dunno, just being a decent effen human being perhaps?
I dunno, just being a decent effen human being perhaps?
Rename Mar-a-lago "Epstein Island"
February 13, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Rename Mar-a-lago "Epstein Island"
Seems like the most corrupt thing anyone can do is contribute $200,000,000 to a presidential campaign to guarantee a position in a made-up organization that handles government spending. I mean, sure, that's what anyone who uses their brain would think.
February 4, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Seems like the most corrupt thing anyone can do is contribute $200,000,000 to a presidential campaign to guarantee a position in a made-up organization that handles government spending. I mean, sure, that's what anyone who uses their brain would think.
It's not that I don't want government spending evaluated and accountable. It's that I don't think a drug addled, divorced billionaire edge lord and his puppet president actually have the American peoples best interest in mind.
February 4, 2025 at 6:45 PM
It's not that I don't want government spending evaluated and accountable. It's that I don't think a drug addled, divorced billionaire edge lord and his puppet president actually have the American peoples best interest in mind.
Can't believe this country might fall because half of it is dangerously stupid.
February 3, 2025 at 11:26 AM
Can't believe this country might fall because half of it is dangerously stupid.
I could never hate a country that gave us Rush.
February 3, 2025 at 2:31 AM
I could never hate a country that gave us Rush.
I love Canada.
February 3, 2025 at 1:34 AM
I love Canada.
It's incredible that it only took less than two weeks for things to go bad.
February 2, 2025 at 6:31 PM
It's incredible that it only took less than two weeks for things to go bad.
"Do not, my friends, become addicted to groceries. They will take hold of you, and you will resent their absence!"
February 2, 2025 at 3:04 PM
"Do not, my friends, become addicted to groceries. They will take hold of you, and you will resent their absence!"
He may not lower the prices of goods and services and you may lose your house and that medical debt is crippling but at least Trump will put billions into making American brand AI which will most likely take away your job.
January 28, 2025 at 11:52 AM
He may not lower the prices of goods and services and you may lose your house and that medical debt is crippling but at least Trump will put billions into making American brand AI which will most likely take away your job.
GD tweet went viral over there and now I'm stuck in that hell again.
January 27, 2025 at 5:26 PM
GD tweet went viral over there and now I'm stuck in that hell again.
Coffee gonna get expensive lol
January 26, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Coffee gonna get expensive lol
Sup? Dipping my toes in the shallow end for a bit before I wade back into the cesspool.
January 23, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Sup? Dipping my toes in the shallow end for a bit before I wade back into the cesspool.