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Having a normal one
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This is sick freak shit to say and it's alright to point that out
Fox News' Trey Gowdy: "The only thing that can give us any modicum of peace at all is those two children are with the person who loved them the very most, the person who created them, that being Jesus. That is the only thing that can possibly give parents in the future any modicum of peace."
August 27, 2025 at 4:25 PM
I feel like I'm going crazy, I feel like every flag is a red flag, but I don't believe the Minneapolis gunman wrote his entire manifesto on his weapons and included the phrase "fart ni**a"
August 27, 2025 at 6:27 PM
CNN et al interviewing 9 year olds about their experiences watching their friends be shot is highly inappropriate and gross
August 27, 2025 at 5:26 PM
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i have a legal monopoly on being silly but nobody seems to be taking it seriously :(
May 26, 2025 at 6:46 PM
I love to always be learning but I genuinely never learn
May 26, 2025 at 7:24 PM
I hate when people try to be a person I was, go to a place I went, take shittier pictures than I took. I didn't like myself then but even I see I was better than THAT
May 26, 2025 at 7:21 PM
My only red flag is being unironically, devestatingly sexually attracted to Pee-Wee Herman
May 25, 2025 at 8:34 PM
The new Sleep Token album is okay, maybe even good, but the Birdmask influence is undeniable and it's making me aggrivated
May 14, 2025 at 10:45 PM
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what if I broke it down spiritual style on ur forlorn ass
April 8, 2025 at 1:44 AM
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Something changed in me and I love mushrooms now.
April 5, 2025 at 2:42 PM
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Genuinely what is happening to people’s brains
April 7, 2025 at 7:33 PM
"watercolor class will be fun" bro I never wanna see another pear in my life and I'm about to fistfight the concept of water
April 4, 2025 at 6:20 PM
What if Taylor Lorenz was like a giant pop star
April 4, 2025 at 12:55 PM
Realizing how funny it is that most of the books on the banned books list are banned because that's exactly what the antagonists in those books would do
March 23, 2025 at 6:18 PM
unfortunate name
March 19, 2025 at 1:55 AM
A third through and it's just a list of Cuban informants and the CIA and the FBI complaining about each other demanding the other say "im sorry"
March 19, 2025 at 1:49 AM
imagine you have a career in intelligence and information and the first thing that crosses your desk in the morning looks like this
March 19, 2025 at 1:29 AM
I read every FBI document in Dana Scully's voice
March 19, 2025 at 1:22 AM
if these two stamps dont accurately depict our governments effectiveness idk what does
March 19, 2025 at 12:44 AM
my life is aimless rn so im working my way through the new JFK files
March 19, 2025 at 12:43 AM
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So like a girl who is a bird bc

-she eats a lot of grains, seeds, and nuts
-sings little songs
-named herself after a bird (like Sparrow) (optional)
-demonstrates nesting behaviors
-flighty
-makes bird memes (optional)
-used to have a parrot but she moves around too much
What is a birdgirl this interests me
February 20, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Something deeply disturbing to me that when I was growing up a woman moaning in a shampoo commercial was CRAZY now educational apps are like "we MURDERED our childlike MASCOT now he's GERMAN and likes BDSM"
February 19, 2025 at 5:57 PM
crazy to live in a time where you have an idea for a painting and actually think "oh they're gunna kill me for this one"
February 16, 2025 at 8:52 PM
im mentally ill & already live on a farm it doesn't help?????
February 16, 2025 at 3:35 PM
they're gunna put me in the wellness farm camp
February 16, 2025 at 3:33 PM