Pat (Nice guy, a little weird)
@deathbyemu.bsky.social
Little bit of everything. Lot of nothing.
Hockey. Star Wars. Outdoorsman. Couch Tater. Pap. Perpetual Adolescent. Hubby. More of a Beavis than a Butthead.
Poster of Critter Pics
I follow follows.. just dont be a dick.
Hockey. Star Wars. Outdoorsman. Couch Tater. Pap. Perpetual Adolescent. Hubby. More of a Beavis than a Butthead.
Poster of Critter Pics
I follow follows.. just dont be a dick.
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How can I put this as awkwardly as possible…?
Live, laugh, leg lamps.
November 21, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Live, laugh, leg lamps.
Post your favorite Star Trek character. Wrong answers only.
November 16, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Post your favorite Star Trek character. Wrong answers only.
@atrupar.com been to justice department site lately?
October 9, 2025 at 2:10 PM
@atrupar.com been to justice department site lately?
Reposted by Pat (Nice guy, a little weird)
Economy is in worse shape than they let on.
October 6, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Economy is in worse shape than they let on.
Accidentally said ‘peep leafer’ and now I’m trademarking it.
September 27, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Accidentally said ‘peep leafer’ and now I’m trademarking it.
An energy drink, but it makes you feel as dedicated to changing your life as a tequila hangover.
September 18, 2025 at 11:54 AM
An energy drink, but it makes you feel as dedicated to changing your life as a tequila hangover.
August 26, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Normally the writers have one villain vanquished before another one shows up… but I keep having to learn new names in the news.
August 26, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Normally the writers have one villain vanquished before another one shows up… but I keep having to learn new names in the news.
DMV Worker: Sir, ‘bleary’ is not an eye color.
August 26, 2025 at 7:50 PM
DMV Worker: Sir, ‘bleary’ is not an eye color.
Post a non-religious picture you think of as holy:
August 21, 2025 at 12:48 PM
Post a non-religious picture you think of as holy:
The Empire Strikes Butt
Apocalypse Butt
Butt Grumpier Old Butts
August 20, 2025 at 8:28 PM
The Empire Strikes Butt
I got your Nobel Peace Prize winner right here.. a big hand for @riotgrlerin.bsky.social
August 18, 2025 at 12:02 AM
I got your Nobel Peace Prize winner right here.. a big hand for @riotgrlerin.bsky.social
Show me your getaway vehicle.
August 14, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Show me your getaway vehicle.
I’m “nodding in approval at the scene where Uncle Buck uses a vacuum to clean crumbs off his shirt while sitting on the couch” years old.
August 12, 2025 at 12:47 AM
I’m “nodding in approval at the scene where Uncle Buck uses a vacuum to clean crumbs off his shirt while sitting on the couch” years old.
You know, what if the wall is to keep us in?
August 9, 2025 at 2:18 AM
You know, what if the wall is to keep us in?
‘Hey Siri… why the fuck can’t your $1200 iPhone 16 ass take a half decent picture of the moon?’
August 9, 2025 at 2:04 AM
‘Hey Siri… why the fuck can’t your $1200 iPhone 16 ass take a half decent picture of the moon?’
Me: Despite all my rage I’m still just a Level 4 Mage
Dungeon Master: Billy Corgan disintegrates you with a whiny fireball.
Take your character sheet and get the hell out of my basement.
Dungeon Master: Billy Corgan disintegrates you with a whiny fireball.
Take your character sheet and get the hell out of my basement.
July 29, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Me: Despite all my rage I’m still just a Level 4 Mage
Dungeon Master: Billy Corgan disintegrates you with a whiny fireball.
Take your character sheet and get the hell out of my basement.
Dungeon Master: Billy Corgan disintegrates you with a whiny fireball.
Take your character sheet and get the hell out of my basement.
Another day another debate with a dipshit
- a Threads story
- a Threads story
July 26, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Another day another debate with a dipshit
- a Threads story
- a Threads story
Peak alpha on full display as I spend my Friday night in the garage listening to epic fantasy audio books and making repairs to my stormtrooper costume.
July 26, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Peak alpha on full display as I spend my Friday night in the garage listening to epic fantasy audio books and making repairs to my stormtrooper costume.
A group of chucklefucks is called a ‘small town college alumni weekend middle-aged frat boy herd’
July 26, 2025 at 12:30 AM
A group of chucklefucks is called a ‘small town college alumni weekend middle-aged frat boy herd’
Post a fuck you song:
July 26, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Go ahead. Eat your fancy avocados, fast intermittently, run those 5ks…
Ozzy outlived Richard Simmons on a diet of bat heads and hard drugs.
Ozzy outlived Richard Simmons on a diet of bat heads and hard drugs.
July 25, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Go ahead. Eat your fancy avocados, fast intermittently, run those 5ks…
Ozzy outlived Richard Simmons on a diet of bat heads and hard drugs.
Ozzy outlived Richard Simmons on a diet of bat heads and hard drugs.