Dean Ayass
@deanayass.bsky.social
British wrestling commentator & manager since 1993. The Twisted Genius and #itfc fan. Originator of the #CurseofITV stats.
Based in Shoreham-by-Sea.
Based in Shoreham-by-Sea.
Another excellent listen! 👏
SHOW! Get in, we’re hitting the road to British Uprising III, including a hot, violent angle, a new favourite tag team, and a cracking match.
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January 29, 2026 at 9:48 AM
Another excellent listen! 👏
@kieranedits.bsky.social Day 15: Tokyo Sleaze isn't there. His seat has been taken by a stern looking man in a suit. Maybe the authorities have finally caught up with him for the crimes I've imagined he's committed in my mind.
January 25, 2026 at 8:05 AM
@kieranedits.bsky.social Day 15: Tokyo Sleaze isn't there. His seat has been taken by a stern looking man in a suit. Maybe the authorities have finally caught up with him for the crimes I've imagined he's committed in my mind.
@kieranedits.bsky.social Day 14, it's a weekend, and so Tokyo Sleaze is in the house.
January 24, 2026 at 8:35 AM
@kieranedits.bsky.social Day 14, it's a weekend, and so Tokyo Sleaze is in the house.
You were all talking about Greenland earlier this week.
Now everyone is talking about NATO soldiers who fought in Afghanistan.
Which means nobody is talking about Trump and the Epstein files.
He is a master of distraction.
Now everyone is talking about NATO soldiers who fought in Afghanistan.
Which means nobody is talking about Trump and the Epstein files.
He is a master of distraction.
January 23, 2026 at 9:57 PM
You were all talking about Greenland earlier this week.
Now everyone is talking about NATO soldiers who fought in Afghanistan.
Which means nobody is talking about Trump and the Epstein files.
He is a master of distraction.
Now everyone is talking about NATO soldiers who fought in Afghanistan.
Which means nobody is talking about Trump and the Epstein files.
He is a master of distraction.
The 2025 Nobel Peace Prize is awarded for events that happened in 2024 - before Trump was President. All of his dubious claims about ending 8 wars relate to 2025. This would make him eligible for this year's Prize. If he can't get his head around that simple concept, he's a fucking idiot.
January 19, 2026 at 4:47 PM
The 2025 Nobel Peace Prize is awarded for events that happened in 2024 - before Trump was President. All of his dubious claims about ending 8 wars relate to 2025. This would make him eligible for this year's Prize. If he can't get his head around that simple concept, he's a fucking idiot.
@kieranedits.bsky.social Day 6....JUST SPOTTED MR BIG CLAP!
January 16, 2026 at 4:37 PM
@kieranedits.bsky.social Day 6....JUST SPOTTED MR BIG CLAP!
@mrjamesob.bsky.social In the past few seasons, under new Football League guidelines, clubs will also wear away kit if the home kits are indistinguishable to colour blind people, eg if Barnsley (red) were playing at Plymouth (green), then Barnsley woukd wear their away kit. #mysteryhour
January 15, 2026 at 12:47 PM
@mrjamesob.bsky.social In the past few seasons, under new Football League guidelines, clubs will also wear away kit if the home kits are indistinguishable to colour blind people, eg if Barnsley (red) were playing at Plymouth (green), then Barnsley woukd wear their away kit. #mysteryhour
MET OFFICE: "Stay indoors during this storm! There's a danger to life!"
EVERY TV NEWS CHANNEL: "Here's our reporter standing outside in the storm"
#StormGoretti
EVERY TV NEWS CHANNEL: "Here's our reporter standing outside in the storm"
#StormGoretti
January 9, 2026 at 8:33 AM
MET OFFICE: "Stay indoors during this storm! There's a danger to life!"
EVERY TV NEWS CHANNEL: "Here's our reporter standing outside in the storm"
#StormGoretti
EVERY TV NEWS CHANNEL: "Here's our reporter standing outside in the storm"
#StormGoretti
Paging @fwapod.bsky.social 😎
Seeing this gave me a massive blast from the past. Really enjoyed your work in FWA back in the day!
January 8, 2026 at 2:42 PM
Paging @fwapod.bsky.social 😎
The Brighton & Hove Buses bus tracker app seems a bit fucked today. Time is passing at an unnatural rate. I realise this probably affects none of you, but I had to get it off my chest.
January 7, 2026 at 9:14 AM
The Brighton & Hove Buses bus tracker app seems a bit fucked today. Time is passing at an unnatural rate. I realise this probably affects none of you, but I had to get it off my chest.
Liam Rosenior appointed as Chelsea manager until 2032. Do they mean the year or just after 8:30pm tonight?
January 6, 2026 at 10:31 AM
Liam Rosenior appointed as Chelsea manager until 2032. Do they mean the year or just after 8:30pm tonight?
I wonder if Infantino will ask Trump for his FIFA Peace Prize back now.
January 3, 2026 at 9:15 AM
I wonder if Infantino will ask Trump for his FIFA Peace Prize back now.
The USA have bombed Venezuela, or as the impartial and neutral BBC Radio 5 Live have just reported it, "Explosions have been heard around Caracas".
January 3, 2026 at 8:44 AM
The USA have bombed Venezuela, or as the impartial and neutral BBC Radio 5 Live have just reported it, "Explosions have been heard around Caracas".
I once bumped into Jarvis Cocker at the Lions Club Donkey Derby in Seaford, East Sussex. Around 97/98 time.
Right folks. Feeling rather down at the moment so bringing back an oldie
Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
December 30, 2025 at 7:38 PM
I once bumped into Jarvis Cocker at the Lions Club Donkey Derby in Seaford, East Sussex. Around 97/98 time.
Just witnessed an absolutely SUPERB match between Mark Haskins and Jordon Breaks. Haskins won 2-1 in a match with technical mastery plus a bit of out of the ring brawling, and a dive to the outside. Excellent contest, one of the best I've seen in Premier in years.
Super no vacancy tonight in Worthing for #PremierPromotions.
December 29, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Just witnessed an absolutely SUPERB match between Mark Haskins and Jordon Breaks. Haskins won 2-1 in a match with technical mastery plus a bit of out of the ring brawling, and a dive to the outside. Excellent contest, one of the best I've seen in Premier in years.
Super no vacancy tonight in Worthing for #PremierPromotions.
December 29, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Super no vacancy tonight in Worthing for #PremierPromotions.
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It's over. The Twisted Genius's managerial career: 2001-2020.
November 30, 2025 at 8:59 PM
It's over. The Twisted Genius's managerial career: 2001-2020.
Here at #PremierPromotions in Worthing today to make an important announcement.
November 30, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Here at #PremierPromotions in Worthing today to make an important announcement.
Is there anyone in the country who hasn't been completely fucked up the arse by Rachel Reeves today?#Budget
November 26, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Is there anyone in the country who hasn't been completely fucked up the arse by Rachel Reeves today?#Budget
I don't want the money I'm forced to pay to the BBC paying off Trump. It's time to #scrapthelicencefee.
November 15, 2025 at 5:20 PM
I don't want the money I'm forced to pay to the BBC paying off Trump. It's time to #scrapthelicencefee.
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BONUS SHOW!! November’s first interview in lieu of a review show: we go over an hour with the man behind The Wrestling Channel, Sean Herbert.
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November 7, 2025 at 5:31 PM
BONUS SHOW!! November’s first interview in lieu of a review show: we go over an hour with the man behind The Wrestling Channel, Sean Herbert.
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