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i miss my bike man
April 8, 2025 at 4:32 AM
trying buldak "jjajang" flavor instant noodles and trying not to think about the various horrors
March 11, 2025 at 6:26 AM
thinking about getting really fucked up and flossing my teeth till they bleed like the CIA lady from Hanna (2011)
February 25, 2025 at 4:40 AM
haven't watched severance and I thought everyone was just posting about belly buttons for fun
February 19, 2025 at 4:09 AM
If I were cave diving in an uncharted cave at severe depths I could easily overcome the effects of nitrogen narcosis and safely navigate to the surface
February 11, 2025 at 8:53 PM
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とりあえず5個はある
February 6, 2025 at 5:27 AM
my great grandpa liked bananas with spots and toast that was basically burnt. I'm with him on the bananas but have yet to come around on the toast front
February 6, 2025 at 4:18 AM
it's clean your keyboard Wednesday. don't forget to clean your keyboard or you will inherit the curse
February 5, 2025 at 4:26 PM
going to the grocery store. sound off in the comments with some of your favorite groceries
February 4, 2025 at 11:07 PM
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(Giving my sword a few test swings at the smithy)

(Sword smith) Notice how wieldy it is now.

(Me) Yeah it was pretty unwieldy before
February 4, 2025 at 6:15 PM
tried to play disc golf but most of the course was flooded and muddy and the rest of it was really busy. I think I ended up playing like 8 before giving up. ah well
February 2, 2025 at 11:39 PM
god i fuckin love tuna sandwiches
February 1, 2025 at 5:38 AM
successfully caught a wood screw I dropped while on a ladder today but gouged the fuck out of my pinky in the process. from now on I'm probably just gonna let em fall
January 31, 2025 at 2:17 AM
gn
January 30, 2025 at 5:01 AM
anyone wanna get married for healthcare reasons? I am insured and also can cook pretty well
January 30, 2025 at 1:07 AM
how to walk quietly in the forest leading with the outside edge of your foot
how to tell what an ant ate last (pine needles)
how to hold a perch so its spines don't prick your hand
how to start a fire with birch bark
how to breathe
how to stay downwind
how to
January 29, 2025 at 7:28 AM
I need to throw a party
January 29, 2025 at 6:56 AM
jamie xx show tonight. hyped
January 28, 2025 at 11:51 PM
how long is a normal mourning period after your bike gets stolen before you start looking on Craigslist again
January 28, 2025 at 10:38 PM
might go throw some discs in a field
January 27, 2025 at 11:09 PM
my vlans are fucked bro
January 27, 2025 at 3:04 PM
moderately fucked up at the dive bar and they're playing Bionicle movies on TV
January 25, 2025 at 6:27 AM
I was worried that it was rude to do late night laundry but if I listen closely I can hear my neighbor's dryer running. taking this as a tacit endorsement of the strategy
January 24, 2025 at 6:07 AM
coworker and I were talking about lucky numbers / how they came about for different cultures in the work van and I got 27 by title fight stuck in my head. and it's still in there.
January 24, 2025 at 12:01 AM
food truck gyro and a Dr. Pepper... "the technician's well earned respite"
January 23, 2025 at 8:54 PM