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Duncan Elkins
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In Arch’s defense, most of his receiving corps had a serious case of brisketfingers tonight.
November 16, 2025 at 4:01 AM
I believe Stockton might have lost his student ID during that little scamper. #GoDawgs
November 16, 2025 at 3:53 AM
@stevengodfrey.bsky.social Were the tickets worth it?
November 16, 2025 at 3:37 AM
And who wouldn’t respond positively to a week without Brian Kelly in their face, really?
November 8, 2025 at 7:14 PM
And touchdown goes Frazier!
November 8, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Snap the dang ball, Bobo!
November 8, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Kneel at the one for our friends in the desert.
November 1, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Roses are red, violets are blue…

www.chronicle.com/article/your...
Your College President Makes Six Times as Much as You
Meanwhile, faculty pay hasn’t kept pace with inflation.
www.chronicle.com
October 24, 2025 at 10:59 AM
“Sanford stadium food options are good.” @tonywaller.bsky.social
Eating a BIG CHUCK, which is basically just a chicken fried steak sandwich with red chile aioli

1.) holy shit it rules

2.) look at this fucking cutlet, this was only $15, which is pretty good as far as stadium food goes
October 19, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Reposted by Duncan Elkins
motherfucker I am GOING to a New Mexico game
Eating a BIG CHUCK, which is basically just a chicken fried steak sandwich with red chile aioli

1.) holy shit it rules

2.) look at this fucking cutlet, this was only $15, which is pretty good as far as stadium food goes
October 19, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Let’s see that fourth quarter on your Instagram story, Mr. Freshwater.
October 18, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Not a huge fan of the new “Bend but don’t bark” defensive scheme.
October 18, 2025 at 8:33 PM
The new fireworks in Sanford rain soot all over our section, which I guess serves this gal right for ignoring the “stripe out” mandate and not wearing red.
October 18, 2025 at 8:01 PM
If Florida wins this can we have an emergency @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social after dark?
October 4, 2025 at 11:06 PM
When Kirby comes out after halftime and sees the Sanford stands have emptied.
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ALT: a cartoon character with an angry look on his face and the words freetopsticker below him
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September 6, 2025 at 8:16 PM
New hatred, old hatred, folks are abiding too much of it. @bittersouth.bsky.social
September 6, 2025 at 4:46 PM
@celebrityhottub.bsky.social I scrolled pretty far, can it be that I’m the first to share this with you?

www.instagram.com/p/DM8NIR4T-P...
August 8, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Man, this one gets me. My dad loved Tom Lehrer. I’d even fantasized, of late, about kidnapping him from his home in Santa Cruz and driving him to a concert hall cut from an Iowa cornfield.
July 27, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Warhammer shop next to the Ann Arbor Pharmacy would be a good place to verify the “drugs would be cheaper” meme. @edsbs.bsky.social
May 28, 2025 at 8:53 PM
I’ll be in Ann Arbor a bit this summer and I really home I can be there when @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social shows up packing two Florida grads after today’s announcement.
May 4, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Nebraska should retire Shedeur’s #144.
April 26, 2025 at 6:20 PM
👊🇺🇸🔥🍆💦
March 26, 2025 at 2:06 AM
What happens to FSU’s revenues if we all stop hate-watching before they climb out of the flooded basement of the ACC?
FSU and Clemson get more $ while members of the ACC and a path out of the league after 2030, if they want it. (Same for UNC.)

The ACC keeps its league intact and its biggest brands in the fold — for at least a few more years.

Today's settlement has something for everyone.
March 5, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Zeno’s paradox, the game.
January 26, 2025 at 10:47 PM