dazer
@dazerantics.bsky.social
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Is it weird that none of my neighbors are strange
squirrel on my shoulder: I don’t think so
squirrel on my shoulder: I don’t think so
November 22, 2025 at 7:50 AM
Is it weird that none of my neighbors are strange
squirrel on my shoulder: I don’t think so
squirrel on my shoulder: I don’t think so
Just had an epiphany, I can be incredibly selfish at times.
June 6, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Just had an epiphany, I can be incredibly selfish at times.
Hitting on my 20 something year old coworker just for the hell of it. They’re absolutely eating everything up. You mean to tell me it was THAT easy the whole time??? I wasted years worth of affairs
May 22, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Hitting on my 20 something year old coworker just for the hell of it. They’re absolutely eating everything up. You mean to tell me it was THAT easy the whole time??? I wasted years worth of affairs
Despite not having any interactions on this app, I know I’m hilarious because my comments get over +5K likes on TikTok and IG. Also I have 2 community guidelines strikes against my acct.
I’m making a difference ✨
I’m making a difference ✨
May 17, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Despite not having any interactions on this app, I know I’m hilarious because my comments get over +5K likes on TikTok and IG. Also I have 2 community guidelines strikes against my acct.
I’m making a difference ✨
I’m making a difference ✨
My beautiful tall ass friend at work comes over to my desk to just talk. She towers over me and I sit there all wide eyed, staring up and her and all that goes through my mind is “yes mommy, anything you say 🙂”
March 13, 2025 at 11:36 PM
My beautiful tall ass friend at work comes over to my desk to just talk. She towers over me and I sit there all wide eyed, staring up and her and all that goes through my mind is “yes mommy, anything you say 🙂”
I don’t know how many stock market crashes I have left in me
March 13, 2025 at 2:06 AM
I don’t know how many stock market crashes I have left in me
I have to hyper fixate on someone at all times or I will DIE
March 10, 2025 at 6:14 AM
I have to hyper fixate on someone at all times or I will DIE
This just dawned on me, but I’m a professional email sender. Cool.
February 27, 2025 at 1:27 AM
This just dawned on me, but I’m a professional email sender. Cool.
My girlfriend doesn’t realize she has taken all of my future dating profile pics. They’re simply too good not to use
February 15, 2025 at 6:23 AM
My girlfriend doesn’t realize she has taken all of my future dating profile pics. They’re simply too good not to use
I hate to say it, because I’m truly giving Bluesky a chance, but it’s all mostly co-worker humor
February 11, 2025 at 2:28 AM
I hate to say it, because I’m truly giving Bluesky a chance, but it’s all mostly co-worker humor
I spent a few hours at the museum today. Tbh I feel like most ppl there were posers. They weren’t true museum enjoyers like myself
February 9, 2025 at 2:10 AM
I spent a few hours at the museum today. Tbh I feel like most ppl there were posers. They weren’t true museum enjoyers like myself
The male urge to tinker
February 7, 2025 at 4:52 AM
The male urge to tinker
If only there were a way to adjust my algorithm so that my discover page would show a mix of whimsical posts and, well, huge tits. That would be swell
January 30, 2025 at 10:53 PM
If only there were a way to adjust my algorithm so that my discover page would show a mix of whimsical posts and, well, huge tits. That would be swell
Holding onto as much suffering as possible because it’s the only thing that feels truly mine
January 27, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Holding onto as much suffering as possible because it’s the only thing that feels truly mine
The best thing to come out of this Deepseek news is hoping gigantic data centers stop becoming a thing in rural America
January 27, 2025 at 5:58 PM
The best thing to come out of this Deepseek news is hoping gigantic data centers stop becoming a thing in rural America
They say eventually you’ll find your tribe, your people. Uh why don’t they magically know I’m here right now when I’ve not told a soul. Do I have to use telepathy again 🙄
January 25, 2025 at 6:04 AM
They say eventually you’ll find your tribe, your people. Uh why don’t they magically know I’m here right now when I’ve not told a soul. Do I have to use telepathy again 🙄
Thinking I’ll finally delete that other acct on that other platform. I’ll have at least 2 years worth of material to recycle
January 25, 2025 at 6:03 AM
Thinking I’ll finally delete that other acct on that other platform. I’ll have at least 2 years worth of material to recycle
The nice thing about this place is that it truly feels like the void. But I know once I get comfortable and confess something deep it’ll go viral
January 24, 2025 at 11:11 PM
The nice thing about this place is that it truly feels like the void. But I know once I get comfortable and confess something deep it’ll go viral
I went to donate blood and when the nurse was looking for a vein on my forearm she audibly said “oh wow, that’s a good one” then lightly ran her finger over it. Not gonna lie but I blushed a little
January 24, 2025 at 8:09 PM
I went to donate blood and when the nurse was looking for a vein on my forearm she audibly said “oh wow, that’s a good one” then lightly ran her finger over it. Not gonna lie but I blushed a little
The worst anguish I put myself through was falling in love with a mentally ill girl. I really thought I could make a difference
January 24, 2025 at 4:00 AM
The worst anguish I put myself through was falling in love with a mentally ill girl. I really thought I could make a difference
After the latest Instagram update, I’ve realized that my friends like some really stupid shit. Love to see it
January 22, 2025 at 6:19 AM
After the latest Instagram update, I’ve realized that my friends like some really stupid shit. Love to see it
One hard truth I learned is if a girl doesn’t fw you, you’d know within a week or two. No amount of time will change that. Now I immediately mentally check out and tbh that shit is so freeing
January 21, 2025 at 2:57 AM
One hard truth I learned is if a girl doesn’t fw you, you’d know within a week or two. No amount of time will change that. Now I immediately mentally check out and tbh that shit is so freeing
To save money, I’ve stopped buying trash bags because I literally end up throwing them away
January 18, 2025 at 8:54 PM
To save money, I’ve stopped buying trash bags because I literally end up throwing them away
I want to move into a bigger place to give all my plants the life they deserve
January 18, 2025 at 6:27 PM
I want to move into a bigger place to give all my plants the life they deserve
I’ve decided to become more unhinged online
January 16, 2025 at 4:04 AM
I’ve decided to become more unhinged online