David Schwalbach
@davidschwalbach.bsky.social
It’s about time!
ICE Opens New Supermax Detention Center For Most Hardened Toddlers
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May 5, 2025 at 4:25 PM
It’s about time!
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A few days ago, President Trump issued an executive order seeking to block all federal funding to NPR, the latest in a series of threats to media organizations across the country.
May 3, 2025 at 10:49 PM
A few days ago, President Trump issued an executive order seeking to block all federal funding to NPR, the latest in a series of threats to media organizations across the country.
It doesn’t matter what number you use when you are making it up
#asskissers
#kissthering
#bendtheknee
#Ihavenoselfrespect
#soembarrassing
#pambondi
#asskissers
#kissthering
#bendtheknee
#Ihavenoselfrespect
#soembarrassing
#pambondi
At the rate Trump is saving lives from fentanyl, death will cease to exist by August!
May 2, 2025 at 9:59 PM
It doesn’t matter what number you use when you are making it up
#asskissers
#kissthering
#bendtheknee
#Ihavenoselfrespect
#soembarrassing
#pambondi
#asskissers
#kissthering
#bendtheknee
#Ihavenoselfrespect
#soembarrassing
#pambondi
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Not the front cover of this week’s TIME. But it should be.
April 29, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Not the front cover of this week’s TIME. But it should be.
So much winning!
This is humiliating
even Fox News is having a hard time spinning Trump's first 100 days
April 29, 2025 at 1:45 PM
So much winning!
Step back Sleepy Joe…we’ve got Dozing Don 😴 💤
#dozingdon
#sosleepy
#sorrypopefrancis
#trump
#soembarrassing
#notmypresident
#dozingdon
#sosleepy
#sorrypopefrancis
#trump
#soembarrassing
#notmypresident
April 29, 2025 at 11:42 AM
Step back Sleepy Joe…we’ve got Dozing Don 😴 💤
#dozingdon
#sosleepy
#sorrypopefrancis
#trump
#soembarrassing
#notmypresident
#dozingdon
#sosleepy
#sorrypopefrancis
#trump
#soembarrassing
#notmypresident
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NEW: Carney secures historic win.
Conservative leader Pierre Poilievre even lost his seat in Carleton.
Trump‘s colossal ineptitude has saved the progressive movement in Canada & is close to reuniting the economies ties between the UK & Europe.
Remind him every day. 🇨🇦🇬🇧🇪🇺
Conservative leader Pierre Poilievre even lost his seat in Carleton.
Trump‘s colossal ineptitude has saved the progressive movement in Canada & is close to reuniting the economies ties between the UK & Europe.
Remind him every day. 🇨🇦🇬🇧🇪🇺
April 29, 2025 at 8:21 AM
NEW: Carney secures historic win.
Conservative leader Pierre Poilievre even lost his seat in Carleton.
Trump‘s colossal ineptitude has saved the progressive movement in Canada & is close to reuniting the economies ties between the UK & Europe.
Remind him every day. 🇨🇦🇬🇧🇪🇺
Conservative leader Pierre Poilievre even lost his seat in Carleton.
Trump‘s colossal ineptitude has saved the progressive movement in Canada & is close to reuniting the economies ties between the UK & Europe.
Remind him every day. 🇨🇦🇬🇧🇪🇺
My dad was a circuit court judge in Wisconsin. This could happen to anyone now
NEW: AG Pam Bondi warned that the arrest of Wisconsin judge Hannah Dugan is a warning to other judges: "we will prosecute you"
Trump AG warns Hannah Dugan arrest is warning to other judges: "we will prosecute you"
The FBI arrested a Milwaukee judge who allegedly tried to help an undocumented defendant avoid arrest.
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April 26, 2025 at 11:42 AM
My dad was a circuit court judge in Wisconsin. This could happen to anyone now
Maybe he can actually listen when he is not in front of the cameras?
April 26, 2025 at 11:35 AM
Maybe he can actually listen when he is not in front of the cameras?
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“Starting today, fishermen will finally be allowed to sail into America’s protected aquariums, drop a net in any marine exhibit they please, and begin trawling,” Trump said at a press conference
Trump Opens Up Nation’s Aquariums To Commercial Fishing
WASHINGTON—Claiming that preservation efforts had impeded U.S. seafood production for far too long, President Donald Trump announced Wednesday that he had opened up the nation’s aquariums to commercia...
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April 23, 2025 at 11:59 PM
“Starting today, fishermen will finally be allowed to sail into America’s protected aquariums, drop a net in any marine exhibit they please, and begin trawling,” Trump said at a press conference
I’ll be stepping back a bit. My job is done here.
#elonmusk
#teslasucks
#slashandburn
#fuckdoge
#cheesehead
#elonmusk
#teslasucks
#slashandburn
#fuckdoge
#cheesehead
April 23, 2025 at 11:22 AM
I’ll be stepping back a bit. My job is done here.
#elonmusk
#teslasucks
#slashandburn
#fuckdoge
#cheesehead
#elonmusk
#teslasucks
#slashandburn
#fuckdoge
#cheesehead
It takes three CEOs to tell him how the economy actually works?
NEW: The CEOs of three of the nation's biggest retailers — Walmart, Target and Home Depot — privately warned Trump this week that his tariffs could disrupt supply chains, raise prices and empty shelves, according to sources familiar with the meeting.
Trump deploys abrupt tone shift amid market slump
He's sensitive to the markets and the pleas of powerful corporate leaders and investors who fear the worst from his sweeping efforts.
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April 23, 2025 at 11:17 AM
It takes three CEOs to tell him how the economy actually works?
I can relate
‘Grief Is The Price We Pay For Love,’ Reports Man Clutching Empty Package Of Salami
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April 22, 2025 at 9:45 PM
I can relate
It’s funny/sad because it could be true.
#winning
#kidsarelosers
#easterforsale
#notmypresident
#soembarrassing
#winning
#kidsarelosers
#easterforsale
#notmypresident
#soembarrassing
April 21, 2025 at 11:23 AM
It’s funny/sad because it could be true.
#winning
#kidsarelosers
#easterforsale
#notmypresident
#soembarrassing
#winning
#kidsarelosers
#easterforsale
#notmypresident
#soembarrassing
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Returning Jesus Christ Downed By U.S. Missile Defense 30,000 Feet Before Making Landfall
April 20, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Returning Jesus Christ Downed By U.S. Missile Defense 30,000 Feet Before Making Landfall
April 20, 2025 at 1:09 PM
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Trump Releases Skull Measurements From Phrenology Exam
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April 11, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Trump Releases Skull Measurements From Phrenology Exam
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Trump Boasts About Strong-Arming Trump Into Pausing Tariffs
Trump Boasts About Strong-Arming Trump Into Pausing Tariffs
WASHINGTON—Bragging that he had forced the world leader into “total submission,” President Donald Trump boasted to reporters Thursday that he had strong-armed President Donald Trump into pausing his l...
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April 10, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Trump Boasts About Strong-Arming Trump Into Pausing Tariffs