davi
@davidasilva.bsky.social
fourth most famous gay guy from Milwaukee
📍Chicago
📍Chicago
So are there any good new games on the Switch 2 yet orrrr
January 21, 2026 at 7:23 PM
So are there any good new games on the Switch 2 yet orrrr
baby in a c section when i'm having a little trouble delivering through the uterine incision
January 19, 2026 at 5:45 PM
baby in a c section when i'm having a little trouble delivering through the uterine incision
surgeon asking for an instrument from the scrub tech in an extremely non-urgent case
January 19, 2026 at 5:09 PM
surgeon asking for an instrument from the scrub tech in an extremely non-urgent case
every time someone at work tries to talk to me about sports I'm like shut the fuck up. I specifically chose gynecology and not general surgery so I wouldn't be forced to pretend to care about football. go away.
January 19, 2026 at 2:29 AM
every time someone at work tries to talk to me about sports I'm like shut the fuck up. I specifically chose gynecology and not general surgery so I wouldn't be forced to pretend to care about football. go away.
the attendings during signout when you're finishing a 24:
Happy 11th anniversary of me losing my fucking mind over this QVC clip
January 18, 2026 at 6:20 PM
the attendings during signout when you're finishing a 24:
Need a lawyer bf to send an aggressive email to my landlord for me about my apartment’s heat not working
January 18, 2026 at 4:26 PM
Need a lawyer bf to send an aggressive email to my landlord for me about my apartment’s heat not working
Found out tonight that oomf is bisexual… what else are you people hiding from me
January 18, 2026 at 7:32 AM
Found out tonight that oomf is bisexual… what else are you people hiding from me
IRL who doesn’t follow me back on here (noomf)
January 17, 2026 at 6:11 PM
IRL who doesn’t follow me back on here (noomf)
“How can you take the el to work at 6 am?? It’s so dangerous!!” — People who drive to work in a blizzard while texting
January 17, 2026 at 12:41 PM
“How can you take the el to work at 6 am?? It’s so dangerous!!” — People who drive to work in a blizzard while texting
Retiring here if I can’t get my insurance to cover mounjaro
January 15, 2026 at 10:39 PM
Retiring here if I can’t get my insurance to cover mounjaro
getting thrown out of the karaoke bar for insisting on doing sunday in the park with george wearing a bernadette peters wig
January 15, 2026 at 1:56 AM
getting thrown out of the karaoke bar for insisting on doing sunday in the park with george wearing a bernadette peters wig
if ur my oomf, you're contractually obligated to get ur full series of gardasil btw
January 13, 2026 at 1:33 AM
if ur my oomf, you're contractually obligated to get ur full series of gardasil btw
"too cute to use" is why I'm single ):
January 13, 2026 at 1:31 AM
"too cute to use" is why I'm single ):
they're releasing a new animal crossing update AND a new episode of the pitt on Thursday..... the day I have to take my in-service exam and then work a night shift.............. miss diva god hates me
January 11, 2026 at 1:53 AM
they're releasing a new animal crossing update AND a new episode of the pitt on Thursday..... the day I have to take my in-service exam and then work a night shift.............. miss diva god hates me
Instagram “suggested for you” and it’s a college classmate who killed himself 10 years ago 😬
January 10, 2026 at 5:06 PM
Instagram “suggested for you” and it’s a college classmate who killed himself 10 years ago 😬
First Shabbat in months where I’m not at work at sundown
January 9, 2026 at 10:37 PM
First Shabbat in months where I’m not at work at sundown
This month I’m back on the same rotation I started residency on, and it’s nice to feel how much progress I’ve made. I was flying through abortions yesterday in a way that would have shocked 2025 davi
January 9, 2026 at 1:44 PM
This month I’m back on the same rotation I started residency on, and it’s nice to feel how much progress I’ve made. I was flying through abortions yesterday in a way that would have shocked 2025 davi
with all due respect to my interprofessional colleagues but if you work in gynecology and refuse to participate in abortion cases you should just fucking kill yourself
January 8, 2026 at 10:58 PM
with all due respect to my interprofessional colleagues but if you work in gynecology and refuse to participate in abortion cases you should just fucking kill yourself
I love how the concept of personal responsibility for carbon footprint has completely fallen out of favor EXCEPT when it comes to AI
January 8, 2026 at 10:39 PM
I love how the concept of personal responsibility for carbon footprint has completely fallen out of favor EXCEPT when it comes to AI
the way I always get sick right after I start feeling motivated to work out... god wants me ugly :(
January 6, 2026 at 11:06 PM
the way I always get sick right after I start feeling motivated to work out... god wants me ugly :(
woke up an hour early to work out, only to discover that clinic started an hour earlier than I thought
January 6, 2026 at 12:47 PM
woke up an hour early to work out, only to discover that clinic started an hour earlier than I thought
I wish they would snuggle with each other more but alas
January 6, 2026 at 3:13 AM
I wish they would snuggle with each other more but alas
my apartment heat is broken and the temperature inside is 57F rn... I better not have to pay rent this month!!!!
January 4, 2026 at 1:55 AM
my apartment heat is broken and the temperature inside is 57F rn... I better not have to pay rent this month!!!!