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This year, im blocking everyone who posts thier Spotify wrapped UNLESS they have the 1985 classic Rock Me Amadeus by Falco somewhere on there. #classicalmusic #wrapped
December 16, 2025 at 4:52 PM
I like to yell “SOMEBODY DO SOMETHING!” in high stress situations because it adds to the panic but doesn’t help the situation.
November 24, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Somewhere in DC, there is a liaison officer trying to explain to NATO and IP4 counterparts why the president posted a video of himself pooping on crowds of Americans. #ai #president #DoD #Tuesdave
October 21, 2025 at 4:13 PM
For every day the government remains shut down senate and congress should both have to eat increasingly hot peppers until they pass a CR. #hot #pepper #congress #senate #wednesdave
October 1, 2025 at 1:10 PM
I don’t know how else to put it, but Pete Hegseth looks like he’s yelling “ham” in every photo. #secdef #military #hegseth #ham
September 28, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Is bassoon making a side hustle or is that a full time gig? Seems like a real feast or famine type situation. #classicalmusic #fridave
September 26, 2025 at 12:59 PM
Fishing is a wild thing to build a personality around. Hell yeah man. Dip the stick string into that water. A fish bit the string? Hell yeah my dude. Talk about that all the time. #fishing #ocean #rivers #mondave
August 4, 2025 at 3:15 PM
It’s extremely disappointing that we’ve spent thousands of years not domesticating giraffes. #zoo #farm
July 12, 2025 at 8:00 AM
I took a break from posting for a little so I could really focus on the onslaught of awful things that happened in rapid succession on a global scale. #selfcare
June 25, 2025 at 10:39 PM
I, like many other veterans I’m sure, would like to know if there will still be free Applebees if they change the name of the holiday. #veteransday #veteran #lunch
May 5, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Are we still in that societal phase where everything might be cake or are we safe now?
May 2, 2025 at 8:39 PM
The battle with the Kerckhaert D7 continues #steelbending #bendingsteel
April 23, 2025 at 4:14 PM
81 card tear
April 11, 2025 at 12:57 PM
Some horseshoes I bent yesterday. #bendingsteel #steelbending #horseshoe #oldtimestrongman
April 5, 2025 at 1:08 PM
Every 3rd post today seems to have that same stupid Dropkick Murphys song…
March 17, 2025 at 6:58 PM
No, I’m not a fan of the time change. It bright out at 7PM when it should be a pitch black expanse for me to skulk about like a goblin in. #thursdave #goblinmode
March 14, 2025 at 5:00 AM
I have the Cyrillic keyboard and I like to trap and make the R and “Ya” letters stare at each other sometimes like this (R Я» . It’s hard to tell how they feel about it but I like it. #Russia #English #foreignpolicy #thursdave
February 20, 2025 at 1:01 PM
My Xbox also plays DVDs and I have a box set of The Sopranos so I’m pretty much set for any sort in of Balkanization situation. #prepper #wednesdave
February 20, 2025 at 1:59 AM
I feel like we didn’t put enough thought into naming a lot of fruits and that’s damage that can’t be undone #produce #fruit #failure #regret #tuesdave
February 18, 2025 at 5:05 PM
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Golf of Jeb
February 17, 2025 at 1:31 PM
Steel I bent this weekend
#oldtimestrongman #steelbending #strongman
February 17, 2025 at 4:54 PM
I miss Ask Jeeves. A robot butler searching the internet for you totally shits on Google but you all fucked that up.
#jeeves #askjeeves #jeeveswouldntsnitch #suckitgoogle
February 17, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Ears look so stupid. I know I’m not the only one who feels this way.
#ears #sundave
February 16, 2025 at 10:54 PM
It’s my birthday today
February 12, 2025 at 1:51 PM
Remembering I have this app to open and close compulsively is like finding $5 in my pants pocket after washing them. #blessed #mondave
February 11, 2025 at 3:35 AM