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Dave M - Prole. 🍉🍉
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On Gunditjmara land. Old unsociable grumpy leftie (both handed and politically). Cancer survivor (so far). Waiting to retire. Gender is not genitalia, and neither of them has anything to do with sexuality.🌈 Slava Ukraini.
Yet another surprise batch of chicks! This time literally hanging around outside the barn door. Opened the door to go out and there they were.
January 6, 2026 at 4:03 AM
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January 2, 2026 at 3:18 PM
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it comes with its own oath and everything
January 2, 2026 at 2:46 AM
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I mean, did you expect anything else from me
January 2, 2026 at 2:44 AM
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For those who watched the John Clarke doco on the ABC tonight... You're welcome farnaklers!!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=X454...
The Gillies Report 12 - Farnarkeling Monologues plus Song
YouTube video by Heraklitus1
www.youtube.com
January 1, 2026 at 11:13 AM
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Don't stop me now
'Cause I'm having a good time
Don't stop me now
Yes, I'm having a good time
I don't wanna stop at all, yeah!
youtu.be/HgzGwKwLmgM
Queen - Don't Stop Me Now (Official Video)
YouTube video by Queen Official
youtu.be
December 31, 2025 at 2:32 PM
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Political but funny.
December 31, 2025 at 2:09 PM
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Let me see you shake your tail feather.
youtu.be/mm0mmkAYwPc
The Blues Brothers & Ray Charles - Shake A Tail Feather (Official Audio)
YouTube video by The Blues Brothers
youtu.be
December 31, 2025 at 2:22 PM
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Less than 10mins to go,we’ve done it,what a shocker 2025 was. HA!😂😂😂Ian
December 31, 2025 at 12:53 PM
Happy new year to all! And here's hoping 2026 is less of a mess than 2025.
December 31, 2025 at 1:01 PM
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Dad Joke of the Day™️: What do you call a detective who solves cases accidentally?
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SHEER LUCK HOLMES! 🤭
December 30, 2025 at 3:32 PM
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I will not use it at the beach
I will not use it when I teach

I do not want it in a church
I do not want it for research

I see no reason to concede
I will not use it when I read

Although its hype should have no end
Upon it I will not depend
I do not like your AI slop
I do not like it, make it stop

I do not want an AI house
I do not want an AI mouse
No AI box. No AI fox—
That AI slop can go kick rocks

I would not AI here or there
I would not AI anywhere
No AI car, no AI czar

Your AI slop is killing trees
I do not like it, let me be!
December 30, 2025 at 5:10 AM
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Blend him and boil him with gelatine. Obvs.
"How to make your husband turn to jelly..."

(x.com/LaurenRosewa...)

Pioneer Jelly Crystals. Australian Women's Weekly, 1980.
April 15, 2025 at 8:15 AM
Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy.
December 29, 2025 at 12:19 PM
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Bruno Catalano.
December 3, 2025 at 2:05 PM
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Good news! The John Clarke doco premieres at 7.30pm on Thursday, January 1 and streams on ABC iview! www.smh.com.au/culture/tv-a...
John Clarke was a treasure – and this documentary proves we need more like him
This is a joyful excursion into the mind of the satirist, who created some of Australia and New Zealand’s best comedy.
www.smh.com.au
December 25, 2025 at 2:04 AM
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lemmings, ascii fanart (1999) web.archive.org/web/19990117...
December 20, 2025 at 5:38 AM
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It’s not a good idea for state governments to arm private militias
December 28, 2025 at 9:55 AM
It's late at night, and outside my balcony window I can see a pool of light with a cluster of coloured lights pulsing in in the centre. Have the aliens finally landed to either save or harvest us? Alas, it's just the neighbour doing some late night slashing of his paddocks before baling.😂 #RuralLife
December 28, 2025 at 11:37 AM
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That is so funny, you deserve to play the chicken game and you can go 1st.
December 28, 2025 at 8:26 AM
How I'm walking out of 2025
December 28, 2025 at 10:36 AM
I have no love for the Musky one or most of what he's involved with. But I will admit that when you're in the middle of nowhere, his Starlink service is the best affordable interwebs connection you're going to find by a long shot.
December 27, 2025 at 1:01 PM
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This is my friends cat at his Nativity scene.
December 26, 2025 at 4:41 AM