datumguy.bsky.social
@datumguy.bsky.social
Milk is so fast, it gets pasteurized before you even see it.
April 17, 2025 at 12:09 PM
I decided I'm going to be more green this year. I just replaced my toilet paper with lettuce, but that's just the tip of the iceberg.
April 14, 2025 at 11:22 AM
Happy Pesach!
April 12, 2025 at 4:24 PM
I walked into a bar with a jumper cable around my neck and asked the bartender for a 🍺

Bartender said,"I'll get you a 🍺 but don't start anything!"
April 12, 2025 at 4:24 PM
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Dog’s living the best life.. 😊
February 11, 2025 at 9:12 PM
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Someone stole my identity... and then sent it back with $100 and a note that said, “So sorry man. Hope things work out."
January 26, 2025 at 12:04 PM