Anjo
@datukali.bsky.social
History teacher with a history of depression. My seasonal depression is every season a Seattle sport is on. The hair and social grace of Levi Ackerman. Taller than Prince Zuko. Wrestling nerd hoping for the next Terry Funk.
This shootout is just the Mariners’ Detroit series and the Toronto series all in one
November 8, 2025 at 11:40 PM
This shootout is just the Mariners’ Detroit series and the Toronto series all in one
No way Seattle is looking at the state of the political world right now and thinks to themselves Bruce fucking Harrell is the answer.
Never mind, we deserved what George Springer did.
Never mind, we deserved what George Springer did.
November 6, 2025 at 3:37 AM
No way Seattle is looking at the state of the political world right now and thinks to themselves Bruce fucking Harrell is the answer.
Never mind, we deserved what George Springer did.
Never mind, we deserved what George Springer did.
And the Sounders will advance on aggregate after a dominating second leg in the first round of the knockout stage!
November 4, 2025 at 5:57 AM
And the Sounders will advance on aggregate after a dominating second leg in the first round of the knockout stage!
Wow the World Series truly proving baseball is broken because John Schneider is still employed to manage a baseball team.
October 28, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Wow the World Series truly proving baseball is broken because John Schneider is still employed to manage a baseball team.
Toronto winning is bearable as long as I don’t actually see Schneider, Springer, and the fans happy. Just exist in theory basically.
October 28, 2025 at 4:28 AM
Toronto winning is bearable as long as I don’t actually see Schneider, Springer, and the fans happy. Just exist in theory basically.
All Toronto needed to be likable was just not talk but instead they show in every instance that they just like Drake.
October 28, 2025 at 4:00 AM
All Toronto needed to be likable was just not talk but instead they show in every instance that they just like Drake.
At least I can continue the Seattle playoff tradition of anxiety and pain with the Sounders going to penalties
October 28, 2025 at 2:57 AM
At least I can continue the Seattle playoff tradition of anxiety and pain with the Sounders going to penalties
So UW officially has more impressive wins than Oregon.
October 25, 2025 at 11:57 PM
So UW officially has more impressive wins than Oregon.
Between the “Mariners fans cheered Springer getting hurt” and the “Shohei hat”, John Schneider is nearly as elite at peddling bullshit for media as he is mismanaging a bullpen.
October 24, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Between the “Mariners fans cheered Springer getting hurt” and the “Shohei hat”, John Schneider is nearly as elite at peddling bullshit for media as he is mismanaging a bullpen.
Lost in all this Mariners ALDS game 5 drama is that Humpy officially has more playoff wins than Mike Trout.
Fish on fish violence.
Fish on fish violence.
October 11, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Lost in all this Mariners ALDS game 5 drama is that Humpy officially has more playoff wins than Mike Trout.
Fish on fish violence.
Fish on fish violence.
Missed opportunity to have an LGBTQ night in Seattle on the day of Kershaw’s last regular season start.
September 28, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Missed opportunity to have an LGBTQ night in Seattle on the day of Kershaw’s last regular season start.
If Etsy Witch is woke, she will consider how funny it would be for Nick Bosa to be nursing a torn ACL and watch his alma mater lose to a team in Seattle led by a Black QB.
September 27, 2025 at 8:27 PM
If Etsy Witch is woke, she will consider how funny it would be for Nick Bosa to be nursing a torn ACL and watch his alma mater lose to a team in Seattle led by a Black QB.
Apparently being a Yankees fan means you are elusive to how the top 1 offensive player that lacks a relevant defensive acumen can be compared to a top 3 offensive player who is also a top 5 defensive player at a premium position.
September 22, 2025 at 5:09 AM
Apparently being a Yankees fan means you are elusive to how the top 1 offensive player that lacks a relevant defensive acumen can be compared to a top 3 offensive player who is also a top 5 defensive player at a premium position.
My greatest work as an Instagram story maker.
September 21, 2025 at 2:47 AM
My greatest work as an Instagram story maker.
There are few plays that deserve to be referred to as “The (type of play)”
Victor Robles just did one. In Seattle, that is “the catch”
Victor Robles just did one. In Seattle, that is “the catch”
September 21, 2025 at 2:24 AM
There are few plays that deserve to be referred to as “The (type of play)”
Victor Robles just did one. In Seattle, that is “the catch”
Victor Robles just did one. In Seattle, that is “the catch”
“Zevi Eckahus reminds me a lot of Baker Mayfield”
They’re just white, man, c’mon.
They’re just white, man, c’mon.
September 21, 2025 at 12:18 AM
“Zevi Eckahus reminds me a lot of Baker Mayfield”
They’re just white, man, c’mon.
They’re just white, man, c’mon.
Is Ducks versus Beavers called the Civil War because they’re trying to battle for who supported slavery more?
September 20, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Is Ducks versus Beavers called the Civil War because they’re trying to battle for who supported slavery more?
I mean certainly this will be the last dose of Seattle sports disappointment this week.
September 19, 2025 at 4:04 AM
I mean certainly this will be the last dose of Seattle sports disappointment this week.
I get it, Kershaw. You just saw your hero shot and now you don’t have the motivation to keep going.
September 18, 2025 at 10:47 PM
I get it, Kershaw. You just saw your hero shot and now you don’t have the motivation to keep going.
Yankees fans are extremely concerned with the day to day performance of Cal Raleigh who is definitely not MVP like please stop saying he is MVP we look up his box score everyday just to show how he is clearly not MVP you’re all just Yankees haters
September 17, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Yankees fans are extremely concerned with the day to day performance of Cal Raleigh who is definitely not MVP like please stop saying he is MVP we look up his box score everyday just to show how he is clearly not MVP you’re all just Yankees haters
r/Seahawks spends more time on a bad Geno Smith game than their own team. Like both your team and Geno’s team have the same record and it’s apparently straight gloating season on that sub.
September 16, 2025 at 7:59 PM
r/Seahawks spends more time on a bad Geno Smith game than their own team. Like both your team and Geno’s team have the same record and it’s apparently straight gloating season on that sub.
This Mariners prospect class may be ass but they know how to get game winning outs.
September 12, 2025 at 5:52 AM
This Mariners prospect class may be ass but they know how to get game winning outs.
Being Charlie Kirk on September 10 is better than watching this Mariners game.
September 11, 2025 at 5:12 AM
Being Charlie Kirk on September 10 is better than watching this Mariners game.
Feels like the only people upset at Klint Kubiak’s playcalling are people who think the offensive line is suddenly good enough to provide long drop back passes for Sam Darnold.
September 8, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Feels like the only people upset at Klint Kubiak’s playcalling are people who think the offensive line is suddenly good enough to provide long drop back passes for Sam Darnold.
Abe Lucas hasn’t been this excited about a guy like him receiving extra years since the 2024 election.
September 4, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Abe Lucas hasn’t been this excited about a guy like him receiving extra years since the 2024 election.