Dathil J
@dathilj.bsky.social
18+ | Baker. Mead-maker.
Founder of Flaming Afterthought Media
We must kill the moon. It is the only way!
Founder of Flaming Afterthought Media
We must kill the moon. It is the only way!
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TIME ASSASSIN BOSS: “Okay, when you get back to 1940, you only have one shot at killing Hitler.”
ME: “Absolutely. I just need to make one stop first.”
ME: “Absolutely. I just need to make one stop first.”
January 26, 2024 at 4:57 AM
TIME ASSASSIN BOSS: “Okay, when you get back to 1940, you only have one shot at killing Hitler.”
ME: “Absolutely. I just need to make one stop first.”
ME: “Absolutely. I just need to make one stop first.”
A single slice of Costco pizza having 41g of protein makes me feel… odd.
I promise I only ate a single slice, I don’t know who had the rest of that pizza.
I promise I only ate a single slice, I don’t know who had the rest of that pizza.
January 23, 2024 at 5:43 AM
A single slice of Costco pizza having 41g of protein makes me feel… odd.
I promise I only ate a single slice, I don’t know who had the rest of that pizza.
I promise I only ate a single slice, I don’t know who had the rest of that pizza.
Some days when the pizza station I’m working is busy I want to travel back in time and exsanguinate Francisco pizzaro or Augustus flatbreadius or whichever Italian stallion invented the pizza.
Today is one of those days.
Today is one of those days.
January 17, 2024 at 3:35 AM
Some days when the pizza station I’m working is busy I want to travel back in time and exsanguinate Francisco pizzaro or Augustus flatbreadius or whichever Italian stallion invented the pizza.
Today is one of those days.
Today is one of those days.
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"If you, as a Toyota customer, ever had sex in an automobile we manufactured and, as a result, had a child, that child is officially ours now."
Toyota Reveals That Any Babies Conceived In Backseats Of Their Cars Belong To Them Now
TOYOTA CITY, JAPAN—Noting that the policy was clearly stated in the purchase agreement for every vehicle it sold, Toyota revealed Thursday that any babies conceived in the backseats of their cars be...
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December 14, 2023 at 3:16 PM
"If you, as a Toyota customer, ever had sex in an automobile we manufactured and, as a result, had a child, that child is officially ours now."
Sometimes that “just paid, need Taco Bell breakfast” really takes over
And sometimes, you regret it as soon as it hits your system
And sometimes, you regret it as soon as it hits your system
December 6, 2023 at 12:27 AM
Sometimes that “just paid, need Taco Bell breakfast” really takes over
And sometimes, you regret it as soon as it hits your system
And sometimes, you regret it as soon as it hits your system
Big D’s Tired Thoughts #2:
Who the fuck was the first person who decided “ah yeah! I’m gonna roast these beans until they’re dry, then make tea with them”.
Who the fuck was the first person who decided “ah yeah! I’m gonna roast these beans until they’re dry, then make tea with them”.
December 5, 2023 at 5:38 AM
Big D’s Tired Thoughts #2:
Who the fuck was the first person who decided “ah yeah! I’m gonna roast these beans until they’re dry, then make tea with them”.
Who the fuck was the first person who decided “ah yeah! I’m gonna roast these beans until they’re dry, then make tea with them”.
Hey.
Dude in the dish pit who’s upset I bring dishes when my station closes.
Chill.
I get that the other stations can’t manage their dishes for shit.
The little shit whose shift ends when mine starts and bottlenecks our station’s productivity by just straight up not working is the problem.
Dude in the dish pit who’s upset I bring dishes when my station closes.
Chill.
I get that the other stations can’t manage their dishes for shit.
The little shit whose shift ends when mine starts and bottlenecks our station’s productivity by just straight up not working is the problem.
November 29, 2023 at 4:46 AM
Hey.
Dude in the dish pit who’s upset I bring dishes when my station closes.
Chill.
I get that the other stations can’t manage their dishes for shit.
The little shit whose shift ends when mine starts and bottlenecks our station’s productivity by just straight up not working is the problem.
Dude in the dish pit who’s upset I bring dishes when my station closes.
Chill.
I get that the other stations can’t manage their dishes for shit.
The little shit whose shift ends when mine starts and bottlenecks our station’s productivity by just straight up not working is the problem.
My supervising chef finally seems to like me. Dude had as much emotion as a brick wall when I got hired.
Today he told me I can make whatever the fuck I want to make as long as he doesn’t hear any complaints.
That’s the closest I’ve gotten to a compliment from him since I started 😂.
Today he told me I can make whatever the fuck I want to make as long as he doesn’t hear any complaints.
That’s the closest I’ve gotten to a compliment from him since I started 😂.
November 12, 2023 at 5:22 AM
My supervising chef finally seems to like me. Dude had as much emotion as a brick wall when I got hired.
Today he told me I can make whatever the fuck I want to make as long as he doesn’t hear any complaints.
That’s the closest I’ve gotten to a compliment from him since I started 😂.
Today he told me I can make whatever the fuck I want to make as long as he doesn’t hear any complaints.
That’s the closest I’ve gotten to a compliment from him since I started 😂.
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"We’ve seen a direct correlation between the marked increase in infants who die before their first birthday and the utter lack of fundamentals and form on display when they participate in a bare-knuckle cage-fighting match."
Rising U.S. Infant Mortality Rate Linked To Sloppy Form In Baby-Fighting Rings
HYATTSVILLE, MD—Helping to explain why the troubling statistic has increased significantly for the first time in two decades, figures from the National Center for Health Statistics released Friday s...
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November 3, 2023 at 4:04 PM
"We’ve seen a direct correlation between the marked increase in infants who die before their first birthday and the utter lack of fundamentals and form on display when they participate in a bare-knuckle cage-fighting match."
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It’s tough to describe how bad of a fuckup this is if you’re not into plamo. It’s like if Nintendo accidentally released the completed source code to not just every game they released this year, but also a few Mario and Zelda games they hadn’t even announced yet
Incredible. Bandai released a stupid Gunpla NFT metaverse thing, but they didn’t secure or encrypt the files…so there are now just full-on trade-secret CAD files out there of MG kits, including unreleased ones, ready for 3D printing or bootlegging
October 19, 2023 at 1:34 AM
It’s tough to describe how bad of a fuckup this is if you’re not into plamo. It’s like if Nintendo accidentally released the completed source code to not just every game they released this year, but also a few Mario and Zelda games they hadn’t even announced yet
I hate that I can’t stop listening to the songs they produced as “Samurai” for cyberpunk.
Mostly cause there’s only like…. 5 songs? And I want more but I don’t know if they’ll ever make more.
*shakes fists vigorously*
DAMN YOU FICTIONAL BAND FOR MAKING ME LOVE YOU
*flips table*
Mostly cause there’s only like…. 5 songs? And I want more but I don’t know if they’ll ever make more.
*shakes fists vigorously*
DAMN YOU FICTIONAL BAND FOR MAKING ME LOVE YOU
*flips table*
October 19, 2023 at 4:22 AM
I hate that I can’t stop listening to the songs they produced as “Samurai” for cyberpunk.
Mostly cause there’s only like…. 5 songs? And I want more but I don’t know if they’ll ever make more.
*shakes fists vigorously*
DAMN YOU FICTIONAL BAND FOR MAKING ME LOVE YOU
*flips table*
Mostly cause there’s only like…. 5 songs? And I want more but I don’t know if they’ll ever make more.
*shakes fists vigorously*
DAMN YOU FICTIONAL BAND FOR MAKING ME LOVE YOU
*flips table*
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"No date night would be complete without Hamburger Helper’s new sensual, savory blend of powdered cheese and spices."
Hamburger Helper Unveils New Line Of Erotic Casseroles Meant To Be Eaten Off Naked Body
CLEVELAND—Debuting what the company described as a completely-new way to enjoy the brand’s signature boxed dinners, packaged food product mainstay Hamburger Helper unveiled a line of erotic casser...
www.theonion.com
September 28, 2023 at 3:19 PM
"No date night would be complete without Hamburger Helper’s new sensual, savory blend of powdered cheese and spices."
Not that I have many followers, but I’m doin a bit of streaming tonight. Just playin some games, hangin out. Feel free to hop in, say hi.
www.YouTube.com/watch?v=PHUY...
www.YouTube.com/watch?v=PHUY...
Games and Chill with Gray
Comfy night in with Gray, playin' games and hangin' out. If you enjoy the stream tonight, consider buying me a coffee! @ko-fi.com/flamingafterthoughtmediaOur...
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August 30, 2023 at 4:55 AM
Not that I have many followers, but I’m doin a bit of streaming tonight. Just playin some games, hangin out. Feel free to hop in, say hi.
www.YouTube.com/watch?v=PHUY...
www.YouTube.com/watch?v=PHUY...
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I wrote a column about my Starfield plan: I’m going to be Zapp Brannigan.
I’m Going To Play Starfield As Zapp Brannigan
When he’s in command, every mission is a suicide mission.
www.thegamer.com
August 24, 2023 at 9:01 PM
I wrote a column about my Starfield plan: I’m going to be Zapp Brannigan.
Big D’s Tired thoughts #1:
Burning Man is free if you run the barricades with a BMP-3. What are they gonna do to stop me?
Shit, half of the people there would probably think it’s part of the experience.
Burning Man is free if you run the barricades with a BMP-3. What are they gonna do to stop me?
Shit, half of the people there would probably think it’s part of the experience.
August 24, 2023 at 6:10 PM
Big D’s Tired thoughts #1:
Burning Man is free if you run the barricades with a BMP-3. What are they gonna do to stop me?
Shit, half of the people there would probably think it’s part of the experience.
Burning Man is free if you run the barricades with a BMP-3. What are they gonna do to stop me?
Shit, half of the people there would probably think it’s part of the experience.
Where are the Helpful Honda people when I want a new tattoo?
Or even a BMP-3 Russian armored fighting vehicle. That’d be sweet too.
Or even a BMP-3 Russian armored fighting vehicle. That’d be sweet too.
August 23, 2023 at 11:32 PM
Where are the Helpful Honda people when I want a new tattoo?
Or even a BMP-3 Russian armored fighting vehicle. That’d be sweet too.
Or even a BMP-3 Russian armored fighting vehicle. That’d be sweet too.