Argenis Fernandez
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Argenis Fernandez
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Professional instigator.
Posted nine months ago.
Shock the economic system, force lower interest rates and create an artificial boom. That the plan?
November 7, 2025 at 5:47 PM
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I was right about dishwasher pods, and now I can prove it [video] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DAX2_mPr9W8 (https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=45815419)
I was right about dishwasher pods, and now I can prove it [video]
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November 5, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Friends at Amazon: Hugs.
October 28, 2025 at 5:55 PM
My main takeaway from this trip to Bengaluru is that people really, really like to honk their horns here. I’ve never seen anything like it. My hotel room has a whole stash of ear plugs and it’s come in very handy. Honking starts bright and early around 4am, and it goes insane in evenings rush hour.
October 11, 2025 at 4:25 AM
El Hitlerito has an issue collaborating and working with others as a team.
His slip of the tongue reveals who’s really in charge. trib.al/mIvP0yE

“Illinois governor says we’re provoking actions that are unlawful,” Miller said on CNN. “If I put federal law enforcement and National Guard into a nice sleepy Southern town, is anyone gonna riot?”
October 11, 2025 at 4:16 AM
I love the pianist was playing “Bella Ciao” tonight.
October 8, 2025 at 1:31 PM
Salut, friends.
October 8, 2025 at 1:23 PM
I told you guys.
October 8, 2025 at 10:47 AM
First work trip with Nike! See you soon…ish Bengaluru!
October 3, 2025 at 1:10 PM
New technical term: Data Piñata. A data store you’re trying to destroy of while trying to safeguard all of its valuable contents and place those in a different data bag.
October 1, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Reposted by Argenis Fernandez
We are thrilled to announce that our NEW Large Language Model will be released on 11.18.25.
October 1, 2025 at 2:38 PM
In case you hadn't consider this recently:

Fuck cancer.
September 29, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Why is this surprising? US politicians have always been corporate deal makers.
How JD Vance played a key role in the TikTok US deal, amid concerns about the VP acting as a corporate dealmaker in the forced spin-off of a private company (Washington Post)

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September 28, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Shit, apparently I relocated to a war zone.

I’m gonna have to stock up on kombucha.
September 28, 2025 at 2:21 PM
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Every mathematical instinct I have would tell me not to push THAT button.
September 18, 2025 at 6:46 PM
The intersection of consumer Microsoft and enterprise Microsoft has always been terrible. They just don’t know how to build ecosystems and experiences across them.
swear to god, microsoft, really
September 18, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Sigh. Microsoft has deep, deep issues that won’t be solved in months. It will take years and a cultural shift that many, many powerful people will fight tooth and nail.
September 13, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Made me spit my coffee. So good.
“He was responsible for Siri” is one of the most devastating personal attacks imaginable.
Sources: Robby Walker, one of Apple's most senior AI executives who was in charge of Siri until earlier this year, is leaving the company next month (Mark Gurman/Bloomberg)

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September 13, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Uber and Uber Eats feel like a scam at this point.
September 12, 2025 at 6:32 PM
I don’t know that I have seen an airline app worse than Japan Airlines’. Case study.
September 10, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Pretty sure the people at Bosch don’t build their own BMWs, y’know.
Source: Nvidia agreed to rent 10,000 of its own AI chips from Lambda for $1.3B over four years, the latest example of Nvidia's circular financial arrangements (The Information)

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September 4, 2025 at 10:46 PM
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September 4, 2025 at 10:44 PM