Katie
@datagremlin.bsky.social
50% sciencey, 50% witchy, 100% shitpost
Misha’s defining qualities are Goodness, Roundness, and Squishiness.
This is not an April Fool’s post. I am a fool for this cast every day.
This is not an April Fool’s post. I am a fool for this cast every day.
April 1, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Misha’s defining qualities are Goodness, Roundness, and Squishiness.
This is not an April Fool’s post. I am a fool for this cast every day.
This is not an April Fool’s post. I am a fool for this cast every day.
It has been zero (0) days since my cat last opened the bathroom door and barged in on me to share about his day in operatic tones
March 10, 2025 at 10:36 PM
It has been zero (0) days since my cat last opened the bathroom door and barged in on me to share about his day in operatic tones
Fun fact: many captive raptors dislike men, because the male keepers get restraining duty when the vet comes
Equally fun fact: birds are as bad at sexing humans as we are at sexing birds and many believe that men with long hair are actually women (and thus acceptable)
Equally fun fact: birds are as bad at sexing humans as we are at sexing birds and many believe that men with long hair are actually women (and thus acceptable)
March 10, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Fun fact: many captive raptors dislike men, because the male keepers get restraining duty when the vet comes
Equally fun fact: birds are as bad at sexing humans as we are at sexing birds and many believe that men with long hair are actually women (and thus acceptable)
Equally fun fact: birds are as bad at sexing humans as we are at sexing birds and many believe that men with long hair are actually women (and thus acceptable)
This is the first full Ren Fair dress I’ve made and I love this thing so much
March 10, 2025 at 1:49 AM
This is the first full Ren Fair dress I’ve made and I love this thing so much
“And the people - ah, the people!
They that dwell up in the steeple -
They are neither man nor woman,
They are neither brute nor human,
They are ghouls!”
Person who just needs my demographics data to do their job: Right, so, our gender options are male, female, and other…
They that dwell up in the steeple -
They are neither man nor woman,
They are neither brute nor human,
They are ghouls!”
Person who just needs my demographics data to do their job: Right, so, our gender options are male, female, and other…
March 7, 2025 at 9:28 PM
“And the people - ah, the people!
They that dwell up in the steeple -
They are neither man nor woman,
They are neither brute nor human,
They are ghouls!”
Person who just needs my demographics data to do their job: Right, so, our gender options are male, female, and other…
They that dwell up in the steeple -
They are neither man nor woman,
They are neither brute nor human,
They are ghouls!”
Person who just needs my demographics data to do their job: Right, so, our gender options are male, female, and other…
I’m eating brunch in the bar seating. The man and woman next to me are clearly on a first date. It’s not going well. I don’t think the man knows that it’s not going well. 😬
March 1, 2025 at 8:15 PM
I’m eating brunch in the bar seating. The man and woman next to me are clearly on a first date. It’s not going well. I don’t think the man knows that it’s not going well. 😬
I stole Misha’s favorite chair. He’s been staring at me from the bed for the last half hour, waiting for me to do the right thing. I will not be doing the right thing.
February 25, 2025 at 5:24 PM
I stole Misha’s favorite chair. He’s been staring at me from the bed for the last half hour, waiting for me to do the right thing. I will not be doing the right thing.
Misha is invisible under all of my blankets, but unbeknownst to him, he snores pretty loudly
He’s getting a B for Stealth
He’s getting a B for Stealth
February 17, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Misha is invisible under all of my blankets, but unbeknownst to him, he snores pretty loudly
He’s getting a B for Stealth
He’s getting a B for Stealth
My cat is so perfect, look at his sleepy face and his little beans
February 14, 2025 at 6:54 PM
My cat is so perfect, look at his sleepy face and his little beans
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not everything you love in your teenage years holds up but Green Day was cooking with American Idiot
February 11, 2025 at 1:05 AM
not everything you love in your teenage years holds up but Green Day was cooking with American Idiot
Do not listen to anyone who tells you that the most important drow is Drizzt Do’Urden, it is CLEARLY Jarlaxle
Follow me for more valuable life tips
Follow me for more valuable life tips
February 4, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Do not listen to anyone who tells you that the most important drow is Drizzt Do’Urden, it is CLEARLY Jarlaxle
Follow me for more valuable life tips
Follow me for more valuable life tips
It is the sacred duty of Arizonans to remind our coworkers from other states that they could always have different problems. Not better problems, not worse problems, just different problems. Scorpions in your home versus shoveling snow is entirely a matter of personal preference.
January 22, 2025 at 8:11 PM
It is the sacred duty of Arizonans to remind our coworkers from other states that they could always have different problems. Not better problems, not worse problems, just different problems. Scorpions in your home versus shoveling snow is entirely a matter of personal preference.
The cats are in the living room watching Taskmaster while I, the human, work in my bedroom and do not watch Taskmaster. How did my life get to this point?
January 22, 2025 at 8:04 PM
The cats are in the living room watching Taskmaster while I, the human, work in my bedroom and do not watch Taskmaster. How did my life get to this point?
Much as I love naps, there is a point where one has in fact had enough naps and instead needs to eat something.
The point where one wakes up crying about a dream where pirhanas left the Amazon River and got sunburned?
Yeah, that’s over the threshold. Time to get up and eat.
The point where one wakes up crying about a dream where pirhanas left the Amazon River and got sunburned?
Yeah, that’s over the threshold. Time to get up and eat.
January 20, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Much as I love naps, there is a point where one has in fact had enough naps and instead needs to eat something.
The point where one wakes up crying about a dream where pirhanas left the Amazon River and got sunburned?
Yeah, that’s over the threshold. Time to get up and eat.
The point where one wakes up crying about a dream where pirhanas left the Amazon River and got sunburned?
Yeah, that’s over the threshold. Time to get up and eat.
“Some people make a big deal out of the whole misogyny thing…”
“Yeah, some people are literally women!”
- Actual conversations I’ve had with actual humans
“Yeah, some people are literally women!”
- Actual conversations I’ve had with actual humans
January 20, 2025 at 2:47 AM
“Some people make a big deal out of the whole misogyny thing…”
“Yeah, some people are literally women!”
- Actual conversations I’ve had with actual humans
“Yeah, some people are literally women!”
- Actual conversations I’ve had with actual humans
Make sure you take periodic breaks from the existential dread to pet a very soft cat
January 17, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Make sure you take periodic breaks from the existential dread to pet a very soft cat
I am a touch typer, which is a perfect illustration of the difference between semantic memory and skill memory.
I type without looking at my keyboard all the time (skill memory). But if you ask me where on the keyboard the letter “j” appears… no clue. May I interest you in words starting with “j”?
I type without looking at my keyboard all the time (skill memory). But if you ask me where on the keyboard the letter “j” appears… no clue. May I interest you in words starting with “j”?
January 15, 2025 at 9:17 PM
I am a touch typer, which is a perfect illustration of the difference between semantic memory and skill memory.
I type without looking at my keyboard all the time (skill memory). But if you ask me where on the keyboard the letter “j” appears… no clue. May I interest you in words starting with “j”?
I type without looking at my keyboard all the time (skill memory). But if you ask me where on the keyboard the letter “j” appears… no clue. May I interest you in words starting with “j”?
Every morning, I come back from breakfast to find that Misha has tucked himself in with the blankets I just abandoned. Every morning, he melts my heart. It’s good to have routines.
January 12, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Every morning, I come back from breakfast to find that Misha has tucked himself in with the blankets I just abandoned. Every morning, he melts my heart. It’s good to have routines.
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I fear there is deep truth here.
January 11, 2025 at 8:47 PM
I fear there is deep truth here.
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If demons were smart they’d start with more low-impact possessions. Like I’m a hard no on all the vomiting and being a vessel for pure evil stuff, but if one of them was like hey why don’t you let me do these emails while you go take a nap I would literally throw him the keys to my corporeal form
January 9, 2025 at 4:05 PM
If demons were smart they’d start with more low-impact possessions. Like I’m a hard no on all the vomiting and being a vessel for pure evil stuff, but if one of them was like hey why don’t you let me do these emails while you go take a nap I would literally throw him the keys to my corporeal form
I’m doing my human subjects research certifications right now, and I’m definitely not staring into the void, wondering if the legal protections I’m reading about are going to be gutted by the new administration.
Nope. Definitely not worried over the fate of the FDA.
Nope. Definitely not worried over the fate of the FDA.
January 9, 2025 at 8:06 PM
I’m doing my human subjects research certifications right now, and I’m definitely not staring into the void, wondering if the legal protections I’m reading about are going to be gutted by the new administration.
Nope. Definitely not worried over the fate of the FDA.
Nope. Definitely not worried over the fate of the FDA.
It’s mostly an unofficial dessert aisle, tbh, but I think you’re still supposed to add milk?
I don’t really eat cereal anymore but sometimes when I’m shopping I’ll take a little stroll down that aisle just to see what’s going on these days
November 26, 2024 at 2:02 PM
It’s mostly an unofficial dessert aisle, tbh, but I think you’re still supposed to add milk?
Introduce yourself with your worst feedback from school:
I’m Katie, I was pretty obviously homeschooled, which is kind of like being from another planet.
I’m Katie, I was pretty obviously homeschooled, which is kind of like being from another planet.
Introduce yourself with your worst feedback from school 👇
I'm Zoë, I won't go far
I'm Zoë, I won't go far
November 21, 2024 at 7:59 PM
Introduce yourself with your worst feedback from school:
I’m Katie, I was pretty obviously homeschooled, which is kind of like being from another planet.
I’m Katie, I was pretty obviously homeschooled, which is kind of like being from another planet.