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Watching The Lord of the Rings in theaters in a post-Rise of Skywalker world be like:
"Somehow Palpatine returned" meme of Poe Damaron from The Rise of Skywalker, but with the caption "Somehow Sauron returned".
February 11, 2026 at 6:25 AM
daschu117.bsky.social
Between DNS, cats, and the queer community, I feel nerd sniped by this. But it's an awesome idea and I'm excited to back it!
December 20, 2025 at 10:34 AM
daschu117.bsky.social
Hell yeah, they're doing a Lord of the Rings theater event in January 2026. Tickets acquired 😎
December 3, 2025 at 5:28 AM
daschu117.bsky.social
I asked corporate IT what the plan for the win10 EOL was...

Apparently the squeaky wheel gets the win11 😭
Windows 11, version 23H2 Status: Downloading - 8%
October 8, 2025 at 7:59 PM
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bencollins.bsky.social
Just gonna keep tapping the sign*

*𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘴𝘪𝘨𝘯 𝘪𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘋𝘦𝘤𝘭𝘢𝘳𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘰𝘧 𝘐𝘯𝘥𝘦𝘱𝘦𝘯𝘥𝘦𝘯𝘤𝘦
He has obstructed the Administration of Justice, by refusing his Assent to Laws for establishing Judiciary powers. He has made Judges dependent on his Will alone, for the tenure of their offices, and the amount and payment of their salaries. He has erected a multitude of New Offices, and sent hither swarms of Officers to harrass our people, and eat out their substance. He has kept among us, in times of peace, Standing Armies without the Consent of our legislatures. He has affected to render the Military independent of and superior to the Civil power. He has combined with others to subject us to a jurisdiction foreign to our constitution, and unacknowledged by our laws; giving his Assent to their Acts of pretended Legislation: For Quartering large bodies of armed troops among us: For protecting them, by a mock Trial, from punishment for any Murders which they should commit on the Inhabitants of these States: For cutting off our Trade with all parts of the world: For imposing Taxes on us without our Consent: For depriving us in many cases, of the benefits of Trial by Jury: For transporting us beyond Seas to be tried for pretended offences: For abolishing the free System of English Laws in a neighbouring Province, establishing therein an Arbitrary government, and enlarging its Boundaries so as to render it at once an example and fit instrument for introducing the same absolute rule into these Colonies: For taking away our Charters, abolishing our most valuable Laws, and altering fundamentally the Forms of our Governments: For suspending our own Legislatures, and declaring themselves invested with power to legislate for us in all cases whatsoever. He has abdicated Government here, by declaring us out of his Protection and waging War against us.
October 1, 2025 at 3:14 AM
daschu117.bsky.social
SAMALAMADINGDONG
August 16, 2025 at 3:53 PM
daschu117.bsky.social
Episode 11 confirmed!!! Let's fucking goooooooo
samreich.bsky.social Sam Reich @samreich.bsky.social · Aug 15
There is no ARG!! Ther is no 11th episode!! PLEASE STOP
August 15, 2025 at 6:41 PM
daschu117.bsky.social
Is this how the Spore Drive was discovered 🤔🤣
georgetakei.bsky.social George Takei @georgetakei.bsky.social · Jul 15
Boldly growing where no spore has grown before.
July 15, 2025 at 8:11 PM
daschu117.bsky.social
Just got mine when I realized the countdown was all 0's but I could still order 😅
June 3, 2025 at 4:17 AM
daschu117.bsky.social
You can tell I'm good at CTFs because I can't remember how to boot my bespoke Kali install from last year so I'm reinstalling fresh for this year.
Almost time for @layeroneconference.bsky.social wooooooooooooo!!
May 23, 2025 at 7:41 PM
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elcannibal.bsky.social
Experience is just a bunch of mistakes in a trench coat.
May 15, 2025 at 4:48 AM
daschu117.bsky.social
There's still time! Register now!
layeroneconference.bsky.social LayerOne Security Conference @layeroneconference.bsky.social · May 17
LayerOne 2025 next weekend! Full details of speakers, villages, events, and more at www.layerone.org/layerone-202... ! You can still register for the conference over at www.layerone.org/registration/
May 18, 2025 at 7:43 AM
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layeroneconference.bsky.social
The Intercept, a hardware hacking and reversing contest is back for 2025! Learn more about hardware and embedded security in this no-holds barred hacking competition! Full details at www.layerone.org/events/the-i... Register NOW before pricing goes up on May 1st: www.layerone.org/registration/
April 28, 2025 at 1:41 AM
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georgetakei.bsky.social George Takei @georgetakei.bsky.social · Apr 22
Even Fox knows it.
A tweet by Fox News ( @FoxNews ) reads, "Anti-Trump graffiti spree a sign of emerging alt-left, liberal activist says fxn.ws/2kt9TIX." The image shows a brick wall with graffiti that says "NO FASCIST USA" in red spray paint. A reply tweet by André Davis ( @AndreJDavis82 ) states, "That graffiti doesn't even mention Trump. It's interesting that you are willing to admit the Fascism though."
April 22, 2025 at 7:10 PM
daschu117.bsky.social
Mmmmmmm, Ham..... 🤤
layeroneconference.bsky.social LayerOne Security Conference @layeroneconference.bsky.social · Apr 13
Get your Ham license at this year's LayerOne! Testing on Saturday, May 24, 2025 at 6 PM in the Lockpicking Village. Sign up via: examreg.emergencycomm.org #ham-radio on our Discord can help! discord.com/invite/layer...

Early bird reg price is ending soon! Book now! www.layerone.org/registration/
HamStudy.org: Exam details
Find local ham radio test sessions, register for a test session, and get your ham radio license!
examreg.emergencycomm.org
April 13, 2025 at 9:26 PM
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layeroneconference.bsky.social
Learn how to pick locks - visit the LayerOne Lockpicking Village! www.layerone.org/learn-to-pic...

CFP closing soon! www.layerone.org/call-for-pap...
Registration is open! www.layerone.org/registration/
Learn to pick locks at LayerOne 2025! | LayerOne 2025
LayerOne Information Security Conference - May 25-26, 2024
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March 30, 2025 at 8:05 PM
daschu117.bsky.social
Count me in!
layeroneconference.bsky.social LayerOne Security Conference @layeroneconference.bsky.social · Mar 22
Capture the Flag returns for 2025! Test your hacker skills or just learn something new at this year's CTF. No qualifications necessary, CTF starts at 10AM on Saturday, May 24! www.layerone.org/capture-the-... Also Reg and CFP are up! www.layerone.org/registration/ www.layerone.org/call-for-pap...
March 24, 2025 at 8:24 AM
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georgetakei.bsky.social
Know the difference.
A tweet from user RB (@rbisrb) with the caption "A Huge Difference..." features a two-panel meme. The top panel shows Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelenskyy sitting at a desk with a serious expression, with the Ukrainian flag visible in the background. The text above reads "RUSSIAN ASS KICKER." The bottom panel shows former U.S. President Donald Trump making a pouty face. The text above him reads "RUSSIAN ASS KISSER." The meme contrasts Zelenskyy's stance against Russia with a critical portrayal of Trump’s relationship with Russia.
March 17, 2025 at 3:30 PM
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socallinuxexpo.bsky.social Southern California Linux Expo @socallinuxexpo.bsky.social · Mar 9
I looked in this room, and there were just a bunch of Raspberry Pis in all the chairs. J/K, there were real people in there... At least I think they were real people. 🤔 #scale
March 9, 2025 at 5:09 AM
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layeroneconference.bsky.social
LayerOne 2025 in a few months! Call for Papers: www.layerone.org/call-for-pap... // Registration: www.layerone.org/registration/ // Hotel discounts: www.hilton.com/en/attend-my... More details coming soon! Please get in touch with us if you want to sponsor, host an event/village, or have questions!
Call for Papers | LayerOne 2025
LayerOne Information Security Conference - May 25-26, 2024
www.layerone.org
March 4, 2025 at 3:11 AM
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mikeljollett.bsky.social
HEY EVERYONE REMEMBER WHEN TRUMP WAS IMPEACHED FOR DENYING AID TO UKRAINE BECAUSE HE WANTED ZELENSKY TO LIE AND SAY BAD THINGS ABOUT BIDEN AND ZELENKSY WOULDN’T DO IT?

Maybe literally one fucking American newspapers could mention this in their, “think pieces,” about what happened yesterday.
March 1, 2025 at 6:33 PM
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georgetakei.bsky.social
MAGA hypocrites.
MAGA Politician Whines About His 'Preferred Pronouns' After Woman Purposely Misgenders Him During Hearing
My, how the tables have turned.
www.comicsands.com
February 25, 2025 at 4:22 PM
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georgetakei.bsky.social
And I am an ally. If you are too, let the world know.
February 22, 2025 at 10:14 PM
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mahoukarp.com
Sharks but as shorks
illustration of some short sharks (shorks) featured are goblin, nurse, hammer, cookie cutter, whale, and great white
February 9, 2025 at 4:36 AM
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seancasten.bsky.social
To all those saying "shouldn't we root out government inefficiency? What's wrong with DOGE?" a quick background on Constitutional law and why the WAY it is being violated exposes the true motives of the criminals:
February 8, 2025 at 2:00 PM