Daryl Gregory
@darylwriterguy.bsky.social
Daryl Gregory, a guy who writes things. WHEN WE WERE REAL out April 1 2025, no foolin'. He/him
Pinned
Create create create. It’s the only way to jam the death signal.
MOST DANGEROUS PASTAS
Vermicelli — attracts rats
Matriciani — will kill your mother
Pappardelle — and your father
Tagliatelle — trending on socials
Ziti — don’t worry no one’s noticed it
Tripolini — for God's sake be careful
Fedelini — eaten by ICE agents. Never serve this.
Vermicelli — attracts rats
Matriciani — will kill your mother
Pappardelle — and your father
Tagliatelle — trending on socials
Ziti — don’t worry no one’s noticed it
Tripolini — for God's sake be careful
Fedelini — eaten by ICE agents. Never serve this.
November 7, 2025 at 5:00 PM
MOST DANGEROUS PASTAS
Vermicelli — attracts rats
Matriciani — will kill your mother
Pappardelle — and your father
Tagliatelle — trending on socials
Ziti — don’t worry no one’s noticed it
Tripolini — for God's sake be careful
Fedelini — eaten by ICE agents. Never serve this.
Vermicelli — attracts rats
Matriciani — will kill your mother
Pappardelle — and your father
Tagliatelle — trending on socials
Ziti — don’t worry no one’s noticed it
Tripolini — for God's sake be careful
Fedelini — eaten by ICE agents. Never serve this.
Hey L.A. people! This Monday I'll be talking about When We Were Real, my book about living in a sim, with Dr. Jocelyn Holland. Stop by if you're wondering how we can escape
Writers in Residence Program
When We Were Real
events.caltech.edu
November 6, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Hey L.A. people! This Monday I'll be talking about When We Were Real, my book about living in a sim, with Dr. Jocelyn Holland. Stop by if you're wondering how we can escape
Hope it went okay!
My Writing Fiction students are reading "Second Person, Present Tense" by @darylwriterguy.bsky.social for tomorrow's craft discussion. It'll be fun to talk about the slow reveal of the main character's identity and the brief POV switch to second-person.
clarkesworldmagazine.com/gregory_11_1...
clarkesworldmagazine.com/gregory_11_1...
Second Person, Present Tense by Daryl Gregory
Clarkesworld Science Fiction and Fantasy Magazine and Podcast.
clarkesworldmagazine.com
October 16, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Hope it went okay!
My soul is even cheaper
Daryl Gregory on SALE
@darylwriterguy.bsky.social
"Brother Rifle"
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"Once Upon a Future in the West"
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"I'm Not Disappointed ..."
www.infinivoxsf.com/space-time-5
Sale ends 10/22.
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@darylwriterguy.bsky.social
"Brother Rifle"
www.infinivoxsf.com/hard-sf-5
"Once Upon a Future in the West"
www.infinivoxsf.com/robots-ai-4
"I'm Not Disappointed ..."
www.infinivoxsf.com/space-time-5
Sale ends 10/22.
www.infinivoxsf.com/product-page...
October 16, 2025 at 8:21 PM
My soul is even cheaper
Reposted by Daryl Gregory
Daryl Gregory on SALE
@darylwriterguy.bsky.social
"Brother Rifle"
www.infinivoxsf.com/hard-sf-5
"Once Upon a Future in the West"
www.infinivoxsf.com/robots-ai-4
"I'm Not Disappointed ..."
www.infinivoxsf.com/space-time-5
Sale ends 10/22.
www.infinivoxsf.com/product-page...
@darylwriterguy.bsky.social
"Brother Rifle"
www.infinivoxsf.com/hard-sf-5
"Once Upon a Future in the West"
www.infinivoxsf.com/robots-ai-4
"I'm Not Disappointed ..."
www.infinivoxsf.com/space-time-5
Sale ends 10/22.
www.infinivoxsf.com/product-page...
October 16, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Daryl Gregory on SALE
@darylwriterguy.bsky.social
"Brother Rifle"
www.infinivoxsf.com/hard-sf-5
"Once Upon a Future in the West"
www.infinivoxsf.com/robots-ai-4
"I'm Not Disappointed ..."
www.infinivoxsf.com/space-time-5
Sale ends 10/22.
www.infinivoxsf.com/product-page...
@darylwriterguy.bsky.social
"Brother Rifle"
www.infinivoxsf.com/hard-sf-5
"Once Upon a Future in the West"
www.infinivoxsf.com/robots-ai-4
"I'm Not Disappointed ..."
www.infinivoxsf.com/space-time-5
Sale ends 10/22.
www.infinivoxsf.com/product-page...
Someone just tagged me on this, which I hadn’t seen—my first novel, Pandemonium, is in the middle of this list. Always nice for an old book to find new love. But my goodness, what a list! Sure, put my book on there with Poe, Stoker, King, Rice… Feels like a mistake tbh
100 Best (and Scariest) Horror Books of All Time
In the mood to be scared out of your mind? Here are 100+ of the best horror books that are guaranteed to keep you up at all hours of the night.
reedsy.com
October 15, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Someone just tagged me on this, which I hadn’t seen—my first novel, Pandemonium, is in the middle of this list. Always nice for an old book to find new love. But my goodness, what a list! Sure, put my book on there with Poe, Stoker, King, Rice… Feels like a mistake tbh
Every morning I go into my office and take yesterday’s coffee cup to the top of the stairs so I’ll remember to carry it to the kitchen. This ritual is called DARING THE GRAVITY GODS.
Someday they’ll punish me for my hubris. But this is not that day.
Someday they’ll punish me for my hubris. But this is not that day.
October 7, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Every morning I go into my office and take yesterday’s coffee cup to the top of the stairs so I’ll remember to carry it to the kitchen. This ritual is called DARING THE GRAVITY GODS.
Someday they’ll punish me for my hubris. But this is not that day.
Someday they’ll punish me for my hubris. But this is not that day.
Question to my writer friends on the Anthropic thing -- Books were published by various companies, but copyright is mine, so use Alternative option and set percentage ownership is 100, yes? #anthropic
October 3, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Question to my writer friends on the Anthropic thing -- Books were published by various companies, but copyright is mine, so use Alternative option and set percentage ownership is 100, yes? #anthropic
If I look at my Screen Time notification will that be counted against me
September 21, 2025 at 1:29 PM
If I look at my Screen Time notification will that be counted against me
When I open my restaurant it’s going to have a cheese board where the main ingredient is ENOUGH CRACKERS. I’ve never seen that once but I’m a risk taker
September 20, 2025 at 9:31 PM
When I open my restaurant it’s going to have a cheese board where the main ingredient is ENOUGH CRACKERS. I’ve never seen that once but I’m a risk taker
Between today's writing sessions on the Novel In Progress*, saw this in the NYT Morning newsletter from Melissa Kirsch, writing about a novelist friend of hers, and thought, yeah, this is the whole game right here
* get your girty mind off my acronym
* get your girty mind off my acronym
September 16, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Between today's writing sessions on the Novel In Progress*, saw this in the NYT Morning newsletter from Melissa Kirsch, writing about a novelist friend of hers, and thought, yeah, this is the whole game right here
* get your girty mind off my acronym
* get your girty mind off my acronym
Reposted by Daryl Gregory
The Year's Top Tales of Space and Time 5 coming August 29.
Pre-order:
www.amazon.com/dp/B0FJS8CGG8
This story by @darylwriterguy.bsky.social will dig deep into the marrow of your funny bone.
Pre-order:
www.amazon.com/dp/B0FJS8CGG8
This story by @darylwriterguy.bsky.social will dig deep into the marrow of your funny bone.
August 25, 2025 at 7:18 PM
The Year's Top Tales of Space and Time 5 coming August 29.
Pre-order:
www.amazon.com/dp/B0FJS8CGG8
This story by @darylwriterguy.bsky.social will dig deep into the marrow of your funny bone.
Pre-order:
www.amazon.com/dp/B0FJS8CGG8
This story by @darylwriterguy.bsky.social will dig deep into the marrow of your funny bone.
Jesus Agatha Christy, just got followed by creepsters selling book reviews. People: Reviews are for readers, not authors. BA-LOCKED
"We boost your book’s exposure with honest, impactful reviews on Goodreads & Amazon! 📚✨ We help authors reach more readers."
Wait, honest AND impactful? You promise?
"We boost your book’s exposure with honest, impactful reviews on Goodreads & Amazon! 📚✨ We help authors reach more readers."
Wait, honest AND impactful? You promise?
August 25, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Jesus Agatha Christy, just got followed by creepsters selling book reviews. People: Reviews are for readers, not authors. BA-LOCKED
"We boost your book’s exposure with honest, impactful reviews on Goodreads & Amazon! 📚✨ We help authors reach more readers."
Wait, honest AND impactful? You promise?
"We boost your book’s exposure with honest, impactful reviews on Goodreads & Amazon! 📚✨ We help authors reach more readers."
Wait, honest AND impactful? You promise?
What a great ToC to find my story in!
The Year's Top Tales of Space and Time 5
preorder:
www.amazon.com/dp/B0FJS8CGG8
Stories by:
Cécile Cristofari
@deborahldavitt.com
Aliette de Bodard
@darylwriterguy.bsky.social
Alexander Jablokov
Sean McMullen
Ray Nayler
@lavietidhar.bsky.social
@reasie.bsky.social
Nick Wolven,
Carolyn Zhao
preorder:
www.amazon.com/dp/B0FJS8CGG8
Stories by:
Cécile Cristofari
@deborahldavitt.com
Aliette de Bodard
@darylwriterguy.bsky.social
Alexander Jablokov
Sean McMullen
Ray Nayler
@lavietidhar.bsky.social
@reasie.bsky.social
Nick Wolven,
Carolyn Zhao
August 19, 2025 at 4:35 PM
What a great ToC to find my story in!
Hey, who's coming to Worldcon this week? I'll be at these things. Stop by!
August 12, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Hey, who's coming to Worldcon this week? I'll be at these things. Stop by!
Reposted by Daryl Gregory
“Second Person, Present Tense” by @darylwriterguy.bsky.social is a fascinating tale of memory and social expectations told by the one who inhabits the body of an overdose victim clarkesworldmagazine.com/gregory_11_1...
Clarkesworld Magazine - Science Fiction & Fantasy
Clarkesworld Science Fiction and Fantasy Magazine and Podcast. This page: Second Person, Present Tense by Daryl Gregory
clarkesworldmagazine.com
August 7, 2025 at 1:55 PM
“Second Person, Present Tense” by @darylwriterguy.bsky.social is a fascinating tale of memory and social expectations told by the one who inhabits the body of an overdose victim clarkesworldmagazine.com/gregory_11_1...
Fear them!
The old gods of Appalachia are stirring.
#applachianhorror recs day 2
@toddkeisling.com @buehlmeister.bsky.social @leemandelo.bsky.social @jennykiefer.com @darylwriterguy.bsky.social @quirkbooks.bsky.social @badhandbooks.bsky.social @berkleypub.bsky.social @vintagebooks.bsky.social
#applachianhorror recs day 2
@toddkeisling.com @buehlmeister.bsky.social @leemandelo.bsky.social @jennykiefer.com @darylwriterguy.bsky.social @quirkbooks.bsky.social @badhandbooks.bsky.social @berkleypub.bsky.social @vintagebooks.bsky.social
August 6, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Fear them!
Reposted by Daryl Gregory
No idea why, but Am*zon put our book on deep discount!
Get our kickass anthology IN PAPERBACK feat. stories by @matociquala.bsky.social @darylwriterguy.bsky.social and up-and-comers from @viableparadise.bsky.social FOR LESS THAN $5!
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Get our kickass anthology IN PAPERBACK feat. stories by @matociquala.bsky.social @darylwriterguy.bsky.social and up-and-comers from @viableparadise.bsky.social FOR LESS THAN $5!
Go, now, before the algorithm changes its mind! a.co/d/0NE0fgO 📚🚀
August 4, 2025 at 4:46 PM
No idea why, but Am*zon put our book on deep discount!
Get our kickass anthology IN PAPERBACK feat. stories by @matociquala.bsky.social @darylwriterguy.bsky.social and up-and-comers from @viableparadise.bsky.social FOR LESS THAN $5!
Go, now, before the algorithm changes its mind! a.co/d/0NE0fgO 📚🚀
Get our kickass anthology IN PAPERBACK feat. stories by @matociquala.bsky.social @darylwriterguy.bsky.social and up-and-comers from @viableparadise.bsky.social FOR LESS THAN $5!
Go, now, before the algorithm changes its mind! a.co/d/0NE0fgO 📚🚀
No word on the women
July 23, 2025 at 7:43 PM
No word on the women
Oh lawd, I got the serious writer blues
My head’s all full of metaphors
and symbols I can’t use
My plot is autofiction
and my themes are quite abstruse
My agent he won’t talk to me
Because I just don’t sell,
he said “Maybe try romantasy
I hear that does quite well”
Oh lawd...
My head’s all full of metaphors
and symbols I can’t use
My plot is autofiction
and my themes are quite abstruse
My agent he won’t talk to me
Because I just don’t sell,
he said “Maybe try romantasy
I hear that does quite well”
Oh lawd...
July 19, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Oh lawd, I got the serious writer blues
My head’s all full of metaphors
and symbols I can’t use
My plot is autofiction
and my themes are quite abstruse
My agent he won’t talk to me
Because I just don’t sell,
he said “Maybe try romantasy
I hear that does quite well”
Oh lawd...
My head’s all full of metaphors
and symbols I can’t use
My plot is autofiction
and my themes are quite abstruse
My agent he won’t talk to me
Because I just don’t sell,
he said “Maybe try romantasy
I hear that does quite well”
Oh lawd...
Remember kids--if you work hard, become the best at doing the thing you do (maybe the best ever), make millions for your company, and speak truth to power... Shari Redstone will fire you
July 18, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Remember kids--if you work hard, become the best at doing the thing you do (maybe the best ever), make millions for your company, and speak truth to power... Shari Redstone will fire you
I had a great weekend at Cascades Writer Workshop, running a crit group, talking in front of microphones, and meeting the next big names coming into the field. If you're a new writer of spec-fic, registration's open for next year's weekend!
Cascade Writers – Cascade Writers is a registered 501(c)(3) in the state of Washington.
cascadewriters.org
July 17, 2025 at 11:06 PM
I had a great weekend at Cascades Writer Workshop, running a crit group, talking in front of microphones, and meeting the next big names coming into the field. If you're a new writer of spec-fic, registration's open for next year's weekend!
oh my god they put ketchup on this poor bastard do they have no conscience
On this most important National Hot Dog Day.
July 16, 2025 at 9:35 PM
oh my god they put ketchup on this poor bastard do they have no conscience
My fellow writers, consider making your sentences more interesting by reversing the irreversibles. For example, what happens to readers’ heads when you say “wife-and-husband team”?
Some words go together like jelly and peanut butter… wait, that sounds super weird.
A pair of words that is used in a fixed order in an idiomatic expression is called an ‘irreversible binomial.’
‘Peanut butter and jelly’ is an example of an irreversible binomial.
🧵⬇️
A pair of words that is used in a fixed order in an idiomatic expression is called an ‘irreversible binomial.’
‘Peanut butter and jelly’ is an example of an irreversible binomial.
🧵⬇️
July 16, 2025 at 5:34 PM
My fellow writers, consider making your sentences more interesting by reversing the irreversibles. For example, what happens to readers’ heads when you say “wife-and-husband team”?