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Dary (Globally Recognized Shit Poster)
@dary.bsky.social
🇮🇷 | CPA | Failed Congressional Candidate | Won on Judge Judy | Rancid Vibes | Ratio’d the President once on an app that we don’t mention here | CSGO Skin Addict
Went to get my first haircut in 4 years and they said I had to make an appointment on their app first.
November 9, 2024 at 6:15 PM
Morning
November 8, 2024 at 4:03 PM
Elon is a fuckwit but I’d like to say the fact this app still doesn’t have direct messages is laughable.
so much for comedy being legal on 𝕏
October 9, 2023 at 3:29 PM
Popping back on the app to ask for direct messages again. Thanks
September 19, 2023 at 8:40 PM
O still no chat function? Be back in a month.
August 18, 2023 at 12:12 AM
Just seeing if we have group chats yet
July 6, 2023 at 9:23 PM
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doing numbers on bluesky (20+ likes) feels like making all my buddies at the bar laugh while doing numbers on twitter feels like accidentally alerting The Predator to my location
June 28, 2023 at 10:52 PM
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there's a few more left if you want to join the extremely exclusive crab ashtray club

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June 29, 2023 at 3:02 PM
2 invite codes, we are so on baby
Still no invite codes so that’s fun
June 29, 2023 at 2:56 PM
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Madeira, Portugal 🇵🇹
June 29, 2023 at 2:46 PM
Still no invite codes so that’s fun
June 13, 2023 at 3:08 PM
Im simply begging for messages and invite codes so I can uninstall that hell hole
June 2, 2023 at 1:10 PM
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You trying out for deadliest catch?
May 27, 2023 at 6:20 AM
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May 9, 2023 at 4:21 AM
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I explained the reason behind Fuck Alf (and my culpability) right here

https://faineg.substack.com/p/how-i-accidentally-ruined-bluesky
May 6, 2023 at 3:32 PM
Yea need to start upping invites or make Bluesky open because Twitter is absolute full blown 4chan bullshit.
May 6, 2023 at 2:51 PM
Fit check Friday amiright
May 5, 2023 at 12:01 PM
You either get permanently suspended from a platform or live long enough to watch it become Facebook.
May 2, 2023 at 1:35 PM
The time I sent this tracks with your statement lmao
May 2, 2023 at 12:20 PM
I’m about to break the ToS
That sword cuts both ways. Us conservatives are trying to find a way to exist on social media without having to deal with the subpar intellects that adhere to woke Marxism.

And the only thing Libs of TikTok does is hold up a mirror to the absurdities of the woke.
May 2, 2023 at 12:13 PM
🎶 thissss is the life I live 🎶
May 2, 2023 at 12:10 PM
I dread my existence but I do be liking waking up with my doggies all around me.
May 2, 2023 at 11:58 AM
@mcuban.bsky.social sell the Mavs
May 2, 2023 at 11:42 AM
I can’t explain it but this fit kinda goes hard.
May 2, 2023 at 12:59 AM