Darth Lemon☃️Eivor Varinsdottir’s wife
@darthlemon.bsky.social
egg lover/solas apologist
egyptian sand lizard ,🌙
love games, hetslop books and classic lit
bioware and star wars enjoyer
95% of the time I’m not serious
I talk about ED recovery sometimes please don't follow if it triggers you
egyptian sand lizard ,🌙
love games, hetslop books and classic lit
bioware and star wars enjoyer
95% of the time I’m not serious
I talk about ED recovery sometimes please don't follow if it triggers you
Pinned
imma write it again in case it isn’t clear or you know, you can block if you disagree idc.
✨This user favors pirating geolocked material and learning material✨
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✨This user favors pirating geolocked material and learning material✨
Disagree or think that “if it isn’t available for you, maybe you don’t have to have it”? block me ✨🧚🏻♀️
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quote with your horn art!
January 19, 2026 at 10:32 PM
quote with your horn art!
Tuesday is a good day because when it ends it means over 50% of the week ended 😭
January 20, 2026 at 4:35 AM
Tuesday is a good day because when it ends it means over 50% of the week ended 😭
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January 20, 2026 at 4:31 AM
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I bet he resents the fact that I still live with them he has been trying to wed me off since 20 but you can't hate the system you rigged against yourself boooooooooiiiii 👁👅👁
January 20, 2026 at 4:30 AM
I bet he resents the fact that I still live with them he has been trying to wed me off since 20 but you can't hate the system you rigged against yourself boooooooooiiiii 👁👅👁
I'm hardly inclined to celebrate the birth of the guy who questions me about food wrappers found in rubbish or the count of apples in the fridge like you don't have to physically strike your kids or call them names to be a harmful parent idk
January 20, 2026 at 4:25 AM
I'm hardly inclined to celebrate the birth of the guy who questions me about food wrappers found in rubbish or the count of apples in the fridge like you don't have to physically strike your kids or call them names to be a harmful parent idk
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Pulling out the best image I ever made. I LOVE OCS I LOVE OCS SOMUCH. I LOVE TOYS I LOVE PLAYING
January 19, 2026 at 9:54 PM
Pulling out the best image I ever made. I LOVE OCS I LOVE OCS SOMUCH. I LOVE TOYS I LOVE PLAYING
I just wonder at men's audacity equating written "p0rn" to an industry filled to the brim with exploitation and trafficking of real human beings but what do I know
January 19, 2026 at 11:08 PM
I just wonder at men's audacity equating written "p0rn" to an industry filled to the brim with exploitation and trafficking of real human beings but what do I know
Somebody said women reading romance/smut is microcheating and I wonder if his shoulder was dislocated reaching this far
January 19, 2026 at 10:46 PM
Somebody said women reading romance/smut is microcheating and I wonder if his shoulder was dislocated reaching this far
Woke up with a migraine and remembered I forgot depression meds altogether
a woman is laying in bed under a blanket with her head on a pillow .
ALT: a woman is laying in bed under a blanket with her head on a pillow .
media.tenor.com
January 19, 2026 at 10:35 PM
Woke up with a migraine and remembered I forgot depression meds altogether
I hate being alive like what is the point of anything I do
January 19, 2026 at 6:03 PM
I hate being alive like what is the point of anything I do
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cmm for @/cybersmallz on tumblr ☀️ #dragonage #dragonageInquisition #dai #theinquisitor #cullenrutherford #commission
January 19, 2026 at 4:30 PM
cmm for @/cybersmallz on tumblr ☀️ #dragonage #dragonageInquisition #dai #theinquisitor #cullenrutherford #commission
I feel thirsty but my kidneys have been a little too enthusiastic today
January 19, 2026 at 5:17 PM
I feel thirsty but my kidneys have been a little too enthusiastic today
I got the perfume and the smell is so 😩🤤👁🫦👁
January 19, 2026 at 4:28 PM
I got the perfume and the smell is so 😩🤤👁🫦👁
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So it's my father's birthday next monday and idk if I should do anything about it lol why couldn't I be in a normal family where this wouldn't be a concern
January 19, 2026 at 1:09 PM
So it's my father's birthday next monday and idk if I should do anything about it lol why couldn't I be in a normal family where this wouldn't be a concern
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It's at the point where referring to the US as a "dumpster fire" is insulting to dumpster fires.
January 19, 2026 at 12:38 PM
It's at the point where referring to the US as a "dumpster fire" is insulting to dumpster fires.
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Rabbit, Sweden, 15th century
January 19, 2026 at 12:05 PM
Rabbit, Sweden, 15th century
I think we should nuke all states that voted for this man tbh
January 19, 2026 at 10:19 AM
I think we should nuke all states that voted for this man tbh
Release me from my misery father (it's the fourth time I had to pee and it's only noon)
January 19, 2026 at 10:16 AM
Release me from my misery father (it's the fourth time I had to pee and it's only noon)
It's like watching a child at kindergarten have a temper tantrum over a toy
![NEW: @potus letter to @jonasgahrstore links @NobelPrize to Greenland, reiterates threats, and is forwarded by the NSC staff to multiple European ambassadors in Washington. I obtained the text from multiple officials:
Dear Ambassador:
President Trump has asked that the following message, shared with Prime Minister Jonas Gahr Støre, be forwarded to your [named head of government/state]
“Dear Jonas: Considering your Country decided not to give me the Nobel Peace Prize for having stopped 8 Wars PLUS, I no longer feel an obligation to think purely of Peace, although it will always be predominant, but can now think about what is good and proper for the United States of America. Denmark cannot protect that land from Russia or China, and why do they have a “right of ownership” anyway? There are no written documents, it’s only that a boat landed there hundreds of years ago, but we had boats landing there, also. I have done more for NATO than any other person since its founding, and now, NATO should do something for the United States. The World is not secure unless we have Complete and Total Control of Greenland. Thank you! President DJT”](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:hbpefio3f5csc44msmbgioxz/bafkreie7itpptx3xbxhpsnlaqmwk752h7pcrion5ija2apksljtax2adx4@jpeg)
January 19, 2026 at 10:14 AM
It's like watching a child at kindergarten have a temper tantrum over a toy
Someone just said 2018 was 8 years ago not 2 years ago...
a group of people are standing in a room with the name dr. vaglish at the top
ALT: a group of people are standing in a room with the name dr. vaglish at the top
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January 19, 2026 at 9:10 AM
Someone just said 2018 was 8 years ago not 2 years ago...
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This is the fucking limit. I had no idea that Amazon drivers AREN'T ALLOWED TO SING
wat
CRUSH this monopoly wtf my levels were already redlining
www.theguardian.com/us-news/ng-i...
wat
CRUSH this monopoly wtf my levels were already redlining
www.theguardian.com/us-news/ng-i...
January 18, 2026 at 4:56 PM
This is the fucking limit. I had no idea that Amazon drivers AREN'T ALLOWED TO SING
wat
CRUSH this monopoly wtf my levels were already redlining
www.theguardian.com/us-news/ng-i...
wat
CRUSH this monopoly wtf my levels were already redlining
www.theguardian.com/us-news/ng-i...
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I think “playing with dolls” is a perfect analogy for a fandom
Cause imagine how strange one must look to yell at some one else for how THEY play with THEIR doll
You have your own dude
Go to your separate corner XD
Like do we need an adult to separate yall ?XD
Cause imagine how strange one must look to yell at some one else for how THEY play with THEIR doll
You have your own dude
Go to your separate corner XD
Like do we need an adult to separate yall ?XD
January 19, 2026 at 2:32 AM
I think “playing with dolls” is a perfect analogy for a fandom
Cause imagine how strange one must look to yell at some one else for how THEY play with THEIR doll
You have your own dude
Go to your separate corner XD
Like do we need an adult to separate yall ?XD
Cause imagine how strange one must look to yell at some one else for how THEY play with THEIR doll
You have your own dude
Go to your separate corner XD
Like do we need an adult to separate yall ?XD