Matthew Cleveland
darksideofthemat.bsky.social
Matthew Cleveland
@darksideofthemat.bsky.social
Bay Area | Data @ IG

Skeets are my own.
I’m feeling pretty good about liquidating everything in February for the down payment
April 7, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Sometimes it’s frustrating to be educated on a subject where people are directionally right but extremely wrong on the details…

Maybe it’s just my struggle to not be a nitpicky pedant
April 6, 2025 at 6:08 AM
Reposted by Matthew Cleveland
Business bros who voted for Trump rn
March 13, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Bad news I have to be at work early… good news BASEBALLS BACK BABY
March 27, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Bring back the creamsickles
2025 san francisco giants city connect jersey, may or may not be sponsored by Ghost Energy Drink
March 26, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Great day for baseball
March 25, 2025 at 5:51 AM
The Severance finale was so good

Left me feeling physically ill
March 21, 2025 at 5:09 AM
Listening to Ezra Klein today like
March 19, 2025 at 6:22 AM
Business bros who voted for Trump rn
March 13, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Jon Miller almost got taken out by a foul ball that flew into the radio room today
March 13, 2025 at 8:26 PM
I’m feeling really good about liquidating my positions to fund our down-payment at market open on 2/18
March 3, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Living life 1 box of mac and cheese at a time
March 2, 2025 at 3:43 AM
Sobbing... we only have 3 (3!) days to flip Nate Silver's prediction to win the survey are you even still a democrat?!?

INCHES AWAY from supporting Donald Duck for a Third (3rd!) term in office

FLIP the pancakes before it's TOO LATE

STOP2END
February 26, 2025 at 11:38 PM
The grind is getting really exhausting
February 26, 2025 at 6:30 PM
We’re buying a condo!
February 18, 2025 at 3:37 AM
What would be the most rediculous version of a stripping game?

Strip Battleship?
Strip Clue?
Strip The Game of Life
February 17, 2025 at 3:43 AM
Mood
February 14, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Squid Game 2 is so crazy cause like who would vote to risk their own and everyone else’s lives just to make a bit more money over and over again

Even after they learned better last time…
January 30, 2025 at 9:11 PM
I made my wife a deal, she opens me a Charizard and I’ll go to bed

Chat wtf
January 28, 2025 at 7:36 AM
Bluesky is just not as good for keeping up with mutuals as Threads was

Miss my peeps
January 25, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Making my wife watch New Girl, so far her reaction

- “this is unbearable”
- “this intro is the worst”
- “why are you making me watch this”
- “omg I hate her”

I think she likes it
January 22, 2025 at 5:50 AM
Not sure an AT protocol based TikTok app would do well

While some TT users don’t want to move to Meta, I don’t think it’s for the same reason that Bluesky users want to avoid Threads

Those TT users dislike the Reels algo and actually want something highly targeted. AT protocol wouldn’t do that
January 16, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Humans in the Witcher be like “we can’t even massacre the elves anymore because of woke”
January 13, 2025 at 2:29 AM
PB 10k

How it started / how it finished
January 13, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Pokémon TCG pocket would be more fun if decks could only have 1 copy of an EX card

Too much spam killing any fun ideas
January 9, 2025 at 10:01 PM