Eating a chicken parm in a laundromat. There is so much tomato sauce. And so many clothes all around me...
August 15, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Eating a chicken parm in a laundromat. There is so much tomato sauce. And so many clothes all around me...
The urge to use the internet as a journal for very internal feelings is astounding.
Equally strong is the urge to eat this raw cookie dough.
Equally strong is the urge to eat this raw cookie dough.
July 12, 2025 at 2:40 AM
The urge to use the internet as a journal for very internal feelings is astounding.
Equally strong is the urge to eat this raw cookie dough.
Equally strong is the urge to eat this raw cookie dough.
Me at the car dealership: *slaps roof of car* You could fit so many hot dogs in this.
Dealer: Um, yes, you could.
Me: At LEAST five. Maybe six if you also ate one.
Dealer:
Me: So who is Ms. RP again?
Dealer: Um, yes, you could.
Me: At LEAST five. Maybe six if you also ate one.
Dealer:
Me: So who is Ms. RP again?
May 26, 2025 at 8:08 AM
Me at the car dealership: *slaps roof of car* You could fit so many hot dogs in this.
Dealer: Um, yes, you could.
Me: At LEAST five. Maybe six if you also ate one.
Dealer:
Me: So who is Ms. RP again?
Dealer: Um, yes, you could.
Me: At LEAST five. Maybe six if you also ate one.
Dealer:
Me: So who is Ms. RP again?
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real ID implies the existence of irrational, imaginary, fractional, prime, and composite ID
May 6, 2025 at 1:10 PM
real ID implies the existence of irrational, imaginary, fractional, prime, and composite ID
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EVERY CHEF ON TV:
"TODAY I'M GOING TO SHOW YOU HOW TO MAKE SOMETHING WITH SIMPLE INGREDIENTS EVERYONE HAS IN THEIR PANTRY. I'M STARTING WITH ICELANDIC SEA SALT, YAK BUTTER, A SPRIG OF MOON BASIL AND EXACTLY 3 TEARS FROM A LAUGHING ALPACA
"TODAY I'M GOING TO SHOW YOU HOW TO MAKE SOMETHING WITH SIMPLE INGREDIENTS EVERYONE HAS IN THEIR PANTRY. I'M STARTING WITH ICELANDIC SEA SALT, YAK BUTTER, A SPRIG OF MOON BASIL AND EXACTLY 3 TEARS FROM A LAUGHING ALPACA
May 2, 2025 at 5:56 PM
EVERY CHEF ON TV:
"TODAY I'M GOING TO SHOW YOU HOW TO MAKE SOMETHING WITH SIMPLE INGREDIENTS EVERYONE HAS IN THEIR PANTRY. I'M STARTING WITH ICELANDIC SEA SALT, YAK BUTTER, A SPRIG OF MOON BASIL AND EXACTLY 3 TEARS FROM A LAUGHING ALPACA
"TODAY I'M GOING TO SHOW YOU HOW TO MAKE SOMETHING WITH SIMPLE INGREDIENTS EVERYONE HAS IN THEIR PANTRY. I'M STARTING WITH ICELANDIC SEA SALT, YAK BUTTER, A SPRIG OF MOON BASIL AND EXACTLY 3 TEARS FROM A LAUGHING ALPACA
existence of the "crunchwrap" implies alternate universe where "nibblesplosion" exists
May 1, 2025 at 1:32 PM
existence of the "crunchwrap" implies alternate universe where "nibblesplosion" exists
Fact: when (not if) you see three posts in a row from @jcsalterego.bsky.social it's called a "Jerrystorm"
April 29, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Fact: when (not if) you see three posts in a row from @jcsalterego.bsky.social it's called a "Jerrystorm"
I play LinkedIn's "Queens" pretty often, and I'm starting to think that 95% of CEOs are kinda not that smart...
March 19, 2025 at 1:39 AM
I play LinkedIn's "Queens" pretty often, and I'm starting to think that 95% of CEOs are kinda not that smart...
swimming at night in the ocean while it rains is staring into the abyss and feeling welcome
March 15, 2025 at 5:59 AM
swimming at night in the ocean while it rains is staring into the abyss and feeling welcome
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I think the biggest failing of Windows is making the update process so annoying and so disruptive that there is a dangerous amount of people that would rather never get security updates then have to deal with Windows Update
March 5, 2025 at 1:00 AM
I think the biggest failing of Windows is making the update process so annoying and so disruptive that there is a dangerous amount of people that would rather never get security updates then have to deal with Windows Update
Bsky rhymes with whiskey. Hello, world
February 26, 2025 at 5:04 AM
Bsky rhymes with whiskey. Hello, world