DapperAndy
@dapperandy.bsky.social
Legal eagle, rum runner and amateur bewilderbeast
Stowing away on the Fast Train of the Last Train to Trancentral
(He/Him)
Stowing away on the Fast Train of the Last Train to Trancentral
(He/Him)
> puts Agatha Christie's Poirot on Netflix
> yes, all thirteen seasons of David Suchet godliness sans ad bullshit, I am happy Andy
> SUPERLATIVE intro plays
> Skip Intro buttons DARES to show its damned and godless presence
> out, damned spot
> out, I say
> yes, all thirteen seasons of David Suchet godliness sans ad bullshit, I am happy Andy
> SUPERLATIVE intro plays
> Skip Intro buttons DARES to show its damned and godless presence
> out, damned spot
> out, I say
January 26, 2026 at 9:12 PM
> puts Agatha Christie's Poirot on Netflix
> yes, all thirteen seasons of David Suchet godliness sans ad bullshit, I am happy Andy
> SUPERLATIVE intro plays
> Skip Intro buttons DARES to show its damned and godless presence
> out, damned spot
> out, I say
> yes, all thirteen seasons of David Suchet godliness sans ad bullshit, I am happy Andy
> SUPERLATIVE intro plays
> Skip Intro buttons DARES to show its damned and godless presence
> out, damned spot
> out, I say
STOP MURDERING YOUR OWN CITIZENS IN BROAD FUCKING DAYLIGHT, AMERICA.
January 24, 2026 at 7:21 PM
STOP MURDERING YOUR OWN CITIZENS IN BROAD FUCKING DAYLIGHT, AMERICA.
TIL The Muppets are canon to Meet the Feebles.
I... need to unpack the full implications of this.
I... need to unpack the full implications of this.
January 24, 2026 at 2:41 PM
TIL The Muppets are canon to Meet the Feebles.
I... need to unpack the full implications of this.
I... need to unpack the full implications of this.
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TikTok is now under US ownership and their new ToS reads like a guide to giving fascists everything they need to put you on a list.
They’re collecting information about immigration status, citizenship, sexual orientation, whether you’re trans or non binary and physical or mental disabilities.
They’re collecting information about immigration status, citizenship, sexual orientation, whether you’re trans or non binary and physical or mental disabilities.
January 23, 2026 at 9:11 PM
TikTok is now under US ownership and their new ToS reads like a guide to giving fascists everything they need to put you on a list.
They’re collecting information about immigration status, citizenship, sexual orientation, whether you’re trans or non binary and physical or mental disabilities.
They’re collecting information about immigration status, citizenship, sexual orientation, whether you’re trans or non binary and physical or mental disabilities.
Holy Freakin Hungus, I never expected The Dark Eye to get a commercial re-release in my lifetime. I am WELL down for this.
Just Announced: Edgar Allan Poe’s Interactive Horror: 1995 Edition
A faithful restoration of the cult classic The Dark Eye. Featuring disturbing claymation visuals and narration by William S. Burroughs, now fully powered by ScummVM.
Wishlist now on Steam:
👉 store.steampowered.com/app/4289030
A faithful restoration of the cult classic The Dark Eye. Featuring disturbing claymation visuals and narration by William S. Burroughs, now fully powered by ScummVM.
Wishlist now on Steam:
👉 store.steampowered.com/app/4289030
Edgar Allan Poe's Interactive Horror: 1995 Edition on Steam
Originally released as The Dark Eye, this 1995 cult classic adapts Edgar Allan Poe's most macabre tales. Navigate a nightmarish world of uncanny stop-motion puppetry narrated by William S. Burroughs. ...
store.steampowered.com
January 22, 2026 at 7:32 PM
Holy Freakin Hungus, I never expected The Dark Eye to get a commercial re-release in my lifetime. I am WELL down for this.
Just had an old friend from my college and uni days touch base after years of following me on the socials with a view on instructing me in the matter of LPAs.
Being the one-stop law shop for my friendship group past and present is a great feeling, one I will never tire of.
Being the one-stop law shop for my friendship group past and present is a great feeling, one I will never tire of.
January 18, 2026 at 12:22 PM
Just had an old friend from my college and uni days touch base after years of following me on the socials with a view on instructing me in the matter of LPAs.
Being the one-stop law shop for my friendship group past and present is a great feeling, one I will never tire of.
Being the one-stop law shop for my friendship group past and present is a great feeling, one I will never tire of.
Lovely day of celebrating my Mum's 75th via a surprise appearence. Was lots of fun in particular to catch up with my cousins after many years, especially when we get to swap tales from our respective eras of Internet brainrot.
January 17, 2026 at 8:01 PM
Lovely day of celebrating my Mum's 75th via a surprise appearence. Was lots of fun in particular to catch up with my cousins after many years, especially when we get to swap tales from our respective eras of Internet brainrot.
Found me a new Friday after-work pinball lair filled with vintage classics, one in particular that rewards persistance and punishes the insolent.
January 17, 2026 at 11:19 AM
Found me a new Friday after-work pinball lair filled with vintage classics, one in particular that rewards persistance and punishes the insolent.
Where are these organised gangs of wine moms
They seem rad as fuck and I wanna hang out and seditiously romp with them
They seem rad as fuck and I wanna hang out and seditiously romp with them
January 12, 2026 at 9:53 PM
Where are these organised gangs of wine moms
They seem rad as fuck and I wanna hang out and seditiously romp with them
They seem rad as fuck and I wanna hang out and seditiously romp with them
Proper lovely weekend of high culture and happytimes. I may be giving Big Projects a rest for the first half of the year, but I think I'm going to have a lot going on in the meantime.
January 11, 2026 at 9:27 PM
Proper lovely weekend of high culture and happytimes. I may be giving Big Projects a rest for the first half of the year, but I think I'm going to have a lot going on in the meantime.
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Make this go viral.
Labour MP Louise Haigh.
Labour MP Louise Haigh.
I call on my party and my government to remove themselves entirely from X and communicate with the public where they actually participate online and can be protected from such illegality.
January 8, 2026 at 1:00 PM
Make this go viral.
Labour MP Louise Haigh.
Labour MP Louise Haigh.
Literally the only non-satirical use of phrenology I will countenance is the use of the Story Select function in The Dark Eye, the mid-90s Myst-like based on the works of Edgar Allen Poe
January 7, 2026 at 8:57 PM
Literally the only non-satirical use of phrenology I will countenance is the use of the Story Select function in The Dark Eye, the mid-90s Myst-like based on the works of Edgar Allen Poe
I've had Tom Cardy on repeat in my head all day and GYYYYAAAAGH
January 5, 2026 at 2:56 PM
I've had Tom Cardy on repeat in my head all day and GYYYYAAAAGH
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You will not regret watching all of this. Not for one second.
My friends in Austria sent this and I can't stop watching...wait for the end. 🤗💜
January 4, 2026 at 12:38 PM
You will not regret watching all of this. Not for one second.
Yeah, this is the year I'm removing myself from Twitter for good - not just locking my accounts and ceasing posting, but scrubbing my presence and deleting my accounts entirely.
Musk can have his AI nude-deepfakes playground, I want nothing more to do with it.
Musk can have his AI nude-deepfakes playground, I want nothing more to do with it.
January 3, 2026 at 3:57 PM
Yeah, this is the year I'm removing myself from Twitter for good - not just locking my accounts and ceasing posting, but scrubbing my presence and deleting my accounts entirely.
Musk can have his AI nude-deepfakes playground, I want nothing more to do with it.
Musk can have his AI nude-deepfakes playground, I want nothing more to do with it.
Heading back to Salisbury after day of post-party chill. Appreciate not having to be back in the office on the 2nd for a change, actually gives me time for a bit more of an administrative reassembly.
January 2, 2026 at 3:59 PM
Heading back to Salisbury after day of post-party chill. Appreciate not having to be back in the office on the 2nd for a change, actually gives me time for a bit more of an administrative reassembly.
Rung in the New Year in dancy trancy fashion. Feeling nice and reset.
January 1, 2026 at 2:13 PM
Rung in the New Year in dancy trancy fashion. Feeling nice and reset.
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This is literally shit Douglas Adams and Red Dwarf both predicted and mocked without mercy.
Also, this just in -> the latest bizarre AI fever dream is AI-controlled trivets, staplers, and coffee cups on wheels. So we'll be chased around by inanimate wheeled objects clamoring for our attention.
![Real news story headline: "Robot Coffee Cups? Self-Driving Trivets? AI Researchers Made It Happen. [sub-title] Scientists found a way to animate everyday objects and predict your next move, so your stapler is always nearby when you need it."](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:wstpte2vzb4ra2iqtnw2d2ef/bafkreibbhk46utcdzm3qb2u2muehbhrndu6x47k5a4v64ef44xdpbgh42u@jpeg)
December 30, 2025 at 3:50 PM
This is literally shit Douglas Adams and Red Dwarf both predicted and mocked without mercy.
Restive Christmas break on the IoW accomplished, as was a jaunt up to London to poke around some lovely old ruins and share an excellent meal on the banks of the Thames.
Time for a day of gentle domestic accomplishment whilst remaining nicely ensconced in the Cheese Void.
Time for a day of gentle domestic accomplishment whilst remaining nicely ensconced in the Cheese Void.
December 29, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Restive Christmas break on the IoW accomplished, as was a jaunt up to London to poke around some lovely old ruins and share an excellent meal on the banks of the Thames.
Time for a day of gentle domestic accomplishment whilst remaining nicely ensconced in the Cheese Void.
Time for a day of gentle domestic accomplishment whilst remaining nicely ensconced in the Cheese Void.
Today I learned that Timmy Mallett has gotten involved in my Dad's Men's Sheds charity.
Good on him, and good on my Dad.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Good on him, and good on my Dad.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Timmy Mallett backing Men's Sheds bench chat initiative
The former BBC presenter, famous for wielding his mallet, helped put together one of the benches.
www.bbc.co.uk
December 25, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Today I learned that Timmy Mallett has gotten involved in my Dad's Men's Sheds charity.
Good on him, and good on my Dad.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Good on him, and good on my Dad.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Christmas wouldn't be Christmas without me reciting the Captain Samuel Vimes "Boots" Theory of Socio-Economic Unfairness to my attentive Dad.
December 25, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Christmas wouldn't be Christmas without me reciting the Captain Samuel Vimes "Boots" Theory of Socio-Economic Unfairness to my attentive Dad.
Sailor Jerrys and the Magnificent Seven.
Its beginning to look a lot like the festive season.
Its beginning to look a lot like the festive season.
December 24, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Sailor Jerrys and the Magnificent Seven.
Its beginning to look a lot like the festive season.
Its beginning to look a lot like the festive season.
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Ditch the Birdsite.
Heads up to artists still using Twitter- Twitter is now adding an "Edit image" button under all images posted on the site that allows everyone to feed it into genAI and modify it as they wish with a prompt
December 24, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Ditch the Birdsite.
Klaus is a genderswapped Hallmark movie, in this essay I will
December 24, 2025 at 12:42 PM
Klaus is a genderswapped Hallmark movie, in this essay I will
Right, work is DONE baby. Off to the IoW to spend xmas with the parents, something that has proved an exceptional restorative in recent years. And boy howdy after everything I crammed into this year do I need some proper downtime.
December 24, 2025 at 10:12 AM
Right, work is DONE baby. Off to the IoW to spend xmas with the parents, something that has proved an exceptional restorative in recent years. And boy howdy after everything I crammed into this year do I need some proper downtime.