Daphne Sheaves
daphnesheaves.bsky.social
Daphne Sheaves
@daphnesheaves.bsky.social
No arseholery tolerated.
Anyone else experiencing pandemic levels of anxiety? I can't imagine any of this with Trumpelon is going away without things becoming nasty.
February 13, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Substitute conservatives for republicans (redundant really, I know) and this is certainly the take.
This is it. This is the take.
February 10, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Lolol
Tryna Venmo someone and it’s probably A minorrrrrrr
February 10, 2025 at 7:34 AM
Can someone please define what is meant by 'a long-term casual relationship'?

I am perplexed.
February 7, 2025 at 3:31 PM
I, for one, would be totally happy with this kind of weather for the next 3 months.
December 31, 2024 at 1:19 PM
Amen.
After the year that was 2024, sometimes "surviving" is all the accomplishment that's required. That, too, is worth celebrating..! 🤘😎
December 31, 2024 at 1:18 PM
Merry Christmas from the Sheaves/O'Flaherty crew!
December 25, 2024 at 4:23 PM
In case you've ever wondered, a latte made with half milk and half Bailey's is just the thing to settle your nerves for Christmas dinner with the in-laws (and the ex). Lolol. Wish me luck!
December 25, 2024 at 2:34 PM
Santa might have bought me a sewing machine today. Look out 2025. Need drapes? Hit me up!
December 24, 2024 at 2:00 AM
Okay. I still don't have my tree decorated, but I finally got my curtains up. Only took me 4 months. At least they are red???
December 22, 2024 at 8:21 PM
My 19 year old thought it was a good idea to try whiskey last night. Now he's decided it's okay to open the windows in a -9 degree windchill because 'fresh air'. 🤷🏻‍♀️😂
December 22, 2024 at 12:53 PM
My kitty cat likes to hold my hand. ❤️❤️
December 22, 2024 at 12:43 PM
Ok. SOS time. I have a flat tire on my car in my driveway. And as handy as I am, I am not up to the task. Can't get any towing co/roadside assistance to answer the phone. Any recommendations/suggestions?
December 21, 2024 at 12:09 PM
How I know I'm overdue for a vacation:

Every time I ask someone for a work deliverable that is overdue, and they tell me to go check with someone else, I want to scream. Like, it's your deliverable- you go check! I have my own gd work to do!!!

Grumble, grumble. Ba humbug.
December 19, 2024 at 4:55 PM
Or CEO's.
December 18, 2024 at 11:28 PM
I have discovered a new strategy to deal with the constant refrain of 'mom, what's for supper?'

The answer is "I don't know. Why don't you make us something?"

Nothing sends the teenagers scurrying back to their rooms quite as fast. 👑👑
December 17, 2024 at 10:09 PM
I'm such a nerd.
December 17, 2024 at 9:58 PM
In my continued slide into senior citizen territory, I now require glasses, despite having lasik many years ago. No cataracts though!
December 16, 2024 at 9:52 PM
This is why we need more women in leadership positions. We bring a level of honesty and integrity to the table, not only while we are there, but also when we leave. None of this 'wanting to spend more time with my family' bs. He tried to demote her, and she said 'Not today'. 👏🏻👏🏻
BREAKING: Chrystia Freeland has tossed a political hand grenade, resigning from cabinet with a well-written giant middle finger to the Prime Minister.
December 16, 2024 at 4:03 PM
My coworker today. Who needs a keyboard anyway?
December 16, 2024 at 1:26 PM
It’s been up for five minutes. Oreo's been chewing for all five.
December 14, 2024 at 7:47 PM
Reposted by Daphne Sheaves
Taylor Swift donated more to Food Banks in Canada than Galen Weston this year, pause on that.
December 10, 2024 at 5:55 AM
Potentially dangerous question: does Costco have the large baked-in store shortbread cookies yet? Santa needs to know!
December 11, 2024 at 2:56 PM
Canada: see PP's Conservatives.
I don’t think I’ve ever seen a graphic that encapsulates the MAGA movement more precisely. When will MAGA voters realize that MAGA politicians and their billionaire backers don’t give a shit about them, all they do is fleece you fools and build walls to keep you out of their country clubs.
December 11, 2024 at 10:16 AM
Reposted by Daphne Sheaves
“apologies
are for making amends when you do something wrong.
Not for making yourself so small that you're invisible.
Yes, you will catch more flies with honey than vinegar, but make yourself all honey and those same flies will devour you.”
—Nikita Gill
December 10, 2024 at 3:39 AM