Dan
@dantheother.bsky.social
About me? I'm a code monkey who also loves design and all things pretty.
Aussie living in Thailand since '15.
He/Him/Oi Dickhead
Aussie living in Thailand since '15.
He/Him/Oi Dickhead
How good is The Internet. I wanted to take a clip of a YouTube song. One quick google later and I found ClipsCutter. It got the job done, for free, love it. Yeah, I could have run something together using yt-dl and probably ffmpeg, but nobody got time for that 🤓
www.clipscutter.com
www.clipscutter.com
Clips Cutter - Download Clips From Full Video
Cut your favorite video clip from youtube using clips cutter, an amazing online tool.
www.clipscutter.com
November 18, 2025 at 5:09 AM
How good is The Internet. I wanted to take a clip of a YouTube song. One quick google later and I found ClipsCutter. It got the job done, for free, love it. Yeah, I could have run something together using yt-dl and probably ffmpeg, but nobody got time for that 🤓
www.clipscutter.com
www.clipscutter.com
Very Important Science happening in here
🧵So last week I asked Kiwis and Aussies if people prefer their fairy bread with margarine or butter, crusts on or crusts off, squares vs triangles. I figured since it has been ages since I've sampled the food of the fae, I should make sure the recipe is correct for my upcoming book launch party.
November 17, 2025 at 4:10 AM
Very Important Science happening in here
Reposted by Dan
Woman in a bar: The restaurant sacked me today.
Man: Why?
Woman: I dropped a pizza. Face down. From a spiral staircase. Onto a bald man's head.
Man: Why?
Woman: I dropped a pizza. Face down. From a spiral staircase. Onto a bald man's head.
November 13, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Woman in a bar: The restaurant sacked me today.
Man: Why?
Woman: I dropped a pizza. Face down. From a spiral staircase. Onto a bald man's head.
Man: Why?
Woman: I dropped a pizza. Face down. From a spiral staircase. Onto a bald man's head.
We're all going to mercilessly mock anyone who purchases the iPhone sock yeah?
November 14, 2025 at 1:58 AM
We're all going to mercilessly mock anyone who purchases the iPhone sock yeah?
You're at Cannibal
I need you at Corpse
I need you at Corpse
You're at Five Finger.
I need you at Death Punch.
I need you at Death Punch.
You're at Echo
I need you at The Bunnymen
I need you at The Bunnymen
November 12, 2025 at 8:47 AM
You're at Cannibal
I need you at Corpse
I need you at Corpse
I'm snickering like a schoolboy en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of...
(wife made me a coffee, she put some butterfly peas on top because they're pretty, I looked them up and snickered at the scientific name of the butterfly pea, wikipedia had this in the See Also, ooh err that's rude!)
(wife made me a coffee, she put some butterfly peas on top because they're pretty, I looked them up and snickered at the scientific name of the butterfly pea, wikipedia had this in the See Also, ooh err that's rude!)
List of taxa named after human genitals - Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org
November 12, 2025 at 2:45 AM
I'm snickering like a schoolboy en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of...
(wife made me a coffee, she put some butterfly peas on top because they're pretty, I looked them up and snickered at the scientific name of the butterfly pea, wikipedia had this in the See Also, ooh err that's rude!)
(wife made me a coffee, she put some butterfly peas on top because they're pretty, I looked them up and snickered at the scientific name of the butterfly pea, wikipedia had this in the See Also, ooh err that's rude!)
We are in the future. I hummed a few tracks at this, it got them all. Amazeballs.
Wish this was around 33 years ago when I got Under The Bridge stuck in my head, but I didn't know the name of the track because the DJ didn't back announce it.
Wish this was around 33 years ago when I got Under The Bridge stuck in my head, but I didn't know the name of the track because the DJ didn't back announce it.
October 31, 2025 at 5:35 PM
We are in the future. I hummed a few tracks at this, it got them all. Amazeballs.
Wish this was around 33 years ago when I got Under The Bridge stuck in my head, but I didn't know the name of the track because the DJ didn't back announce it.
Wish this was around 33 years ago when I got Under The Bridge stuck in my head, but I didn't know the name of the track because the DJ didn't back announce it.
Lock her up and throw away the key. Granddaughter just put ketchup ON SALMON 😱😱😱
October 31, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Lock her up and throw away the key. Granddaughter just put ketchup ON SALMON 😱😱😱
Haha, go that man. The judge doesn't quite know what to do "ok, well, uh..."
www.thenewdaily.com.au/life/social-...
www.thenewdaily.com.au/life/social-...
Pantless cop goes viral after Zoom hearing gaffe
A police officer in the United States has gone viral after appearing at a Zoom court hearing without wearing trousers.
www.thenewdaily.com.au
October 31, 2025 at 6:02 AM
Haha, go that man. The judge doesn't quite know what to do "ok, well, uh..."
www.thenewdaily.com.au/life/social-...
www.thenewdaily.com.au/life/social-...
@smashrun.bsky.social Anyone had a longer gap than this?
I'm a walker, not a runner, went HARD for a few years back in Aus. Moved to Thailand and could no longer get out for walks without melting into a puddle.
Chucked the shoes on start of the month during school hols. Now getting up at 5am 😆
I'm a walker, not a runner, went HARD for a few years back in Aus. Moved to Thailand and could no longer get out for walks without melting into a puddle.
Chucked the shoes on start of the month during school hols. Now getting up at 5am 😆
October 30, 2025 at 2:38 PM
@smashrun.bsky.social Anyone had a longer gap than this?
I'm a walker, not a runner, went HARD for a few years back in Aus. Moved to Thailand and could no longer get out for walks without melting into a puddle.
Chucked the shoes on start of the month during school hols. Now getting up at 5am 😆
I'm a walker, not a runner, went HARD for a few years back in Aus. Moved to Thailand and could no longer get out for walks without melting into a puddle.
Chucked the shoes on start of the month during school hols. Now getting up at 5am 😆
Timeline cleanse 🧵
🧵Spotted recently at a Country Festival in Aotearoa New Zealand:
A tiny human (2?) is given a cone of ice cream covered in chocolate from a Mr Whippy truck.
He looks at it, frowns, then MASHES it against his face.
Startled chortle-splutters. (Hehe!)
Ice cream and chocolate going everywhere! (1)
A tiny human (2?) is given a cone of ice cream covered in chocolate from a Mr Whippy truck.
He looks at it, frowns, then MASHES it against his face.
Startled chortle-splutters. (Hehe!)
Ice cream and chocolate going everywhere! (1)
October 30, 2025 at 6:07 AM
Timeline cleanse 🧵
Granddaughters first natural tooth falling out happened tonight. She wrote (copied) a letter to the toothfairy asking for money, in English. The toothfairy just wrote back in Thai. Boy, the toothfairy has shocking Thai handwriting and took 30+ minutes to copy 5 lines of Thai text 😆
October 27, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Granddaughters first natural tooth falling out happened tonight. She wrote (copied) a letter to the toothfairy asking for money, in English. The toothfairy just wrote back in Thai. Boy, the toothfairy has shocking Thai handwriting and took 30+ minutes to copy 5 lines of Thai text 😆
People who don't reply to emails grind my gears. Rude inconsiderate assholes.
That's it. Send bleet/skeet.
That's it. Send bleet/skeet.
October 24, 2025 at 1:49 AM
People who don't reply to emails grind my gears. Rude inconsiderate assholes.
That's it. Send bleet/skeet.
That's it. Send bleet/skeet.
WTF
October 23, 2025 at 9:12 AM
WTF
Man, the double standards are pretty bad.
When Mr 18 months old runs giggling through the loungeroom with no trousers on, willy waving in the wind, wife laughs.
If I do the same thing, she yells at me!
When Mr 18 months old runs giggling through the loungeroom with no trousers on, willy waving in the wind, wife laughs.
If I do the same thing, she yells at me!
October 23, 2025 at 4:35 AM
Man, the double standards are pretty bad.
When Mr 18 months old runs giggling through the loungeroom with no trousers on, willy waving in the wind, wife laughs.
If I do the same thing, she yells at me!
When Mr 18 months old runs giggling through the loungeroom with no trousers on, willy waving in the wind, wife laughs.
If I do the same thing, she yells at me!
I used to be cool, man
October 22, 2025 at 6:56 AM
I used to be cool, man
I accidentally tried a new thing today
On the left: an OG farmhouse vanilla custard filled donut cake.
On the right: a new (to me) farmhouse corn custard filled donut cake. It's also got chunks of corn in it.
If you're in a hurry, don't just grab "the yellow one" or you'll get a chunky surprise
On the left: an OG farmhouse vanilla custard filled donut cake.
On the right: a new (to me) farmhouse corn custard filled donut cake. It's also got chunks of corn in it.
If you're in a hurry, don't just grab "the yellow one" or you'll get a chunky surprise
October 21, 2025 at 9:38 AM
I accidentally tried a new thing today
On the left: an OG farmhouse vanilla custard filled donut cake.
On the right: a new (to me) farmhouse corn custard filled donut cake. It's also got chunks of corn in it.
If you're in a hurry, don't just grab "the yellow one" or you'll get a chunky surprise
On the left: an OG farmhouse vanilla custard filled donut cake.
On the right: a new (to me) farmhouse corn custard filled donut cake. It's also got chunks of corn in it.
If you're in a hurry, don't just grab "the yellow one" or you'll get a chunky surprise
Had a safari issue. Thought I'd try BrowserStack to see what's going on. Signed up for a trial. The trial gives you 1 whole minute of testing time. 1 minute. What the fudge can we do in 1 minute? Utter twats. It takes more than 1 minute to navigate to the problem child page.
October 20, 2025 at 5:18 AM
Had a safari issue. Thought I'd try BrowserStack to see what's going on. Signed up for a trial. The trial gives you 1 whole minute of testing time. 1 minute. What the fudge can we do in 1 minute? Utter twats. It takes more than 1 minute to navigate to the problem child page.
Washing machine shit itself, do it's laundromat for a bit. There's two near me. 24wash is my choice.
Dual language signs 😍
Chonky boy 18kg washer 💪
Super simple control panel 🤪
Easy to use app 🙏
I want an app like this for our Samsung!
Dual language signs 😍
Chonky boy 18kg washer 💪
Super simple control panel 🤪
Easy to use app 🙏
I want an app like this for our Samsung!
October 20, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Washing machine shit itself, do it's laundromat for a bit. There's two near me. 24wash is my choice.
Dual language signs 😍
Chonky boy 18kg washer 💪
Super simple control panel 🤪
Easy to use app 🙏
I want an app like this for our Samsung!
Dual language signs 😍
Chonky boy 18kg washer 💪
Super simple control panel 🤪
Easy to use app 🙏
I want an app like this for our Samsung!
This will never not be funny.
I actually quite like it too. Probably because I've not done a two or three bottle bender with it. I imagine it gives a decent hangover.
I actually quite like it too. Probably because I've not done a two or three bottle bender with it. I imagine it gives a decent hangover.
October 18, 2025 at 12:27 PM
This will never not be funny.
I actually quite like it too. Probably because I've not done a two or three bottle bender with it. I imagine it gives a decent hangover.
I actually quite like it too. Probably because I've not done a two or three bottle bender with it. I imagine it gives a decent hangover.
And then I was That Guy holding up the line. I had a discount coupon. It is inside the Bangkok Bank app. Lady behind the counter though I was trying to do the "show barcode to pay". Wife wasn't listening, just looking at the queue behind me telling me to do what the lady said 🤬
That's rough.
Took granddaughter to Teenoi for her 8th birthday. She's tall for her age, 130cm+, they charged me adult prices for her 🤬
Took granddaughter to Teenoi for her 8th birthday. She's tall for her age, 130cm+, they charged me adult prices for her 🤬
October 16, 2025 at 1:13 PM
And then I was That Guy holding up the line. I had a discount coupon. It is inside the Bangkok Bank app. Lady behind the counter though I was trying to do the "show barcode to pay". Wife wasn't listening, just looking at the queue behind me telling me to do what the lady said 🤬
That's rough.
Took granddaughter to Teenoi for her 8th birthday. She's tall for her age, 130cm+, they charged me adult prices for her 🤬
Took granddaughter to Teenoi for her 8th birthday. She's tall for her age, 130cm+, they charged me adult prices for her 🤬
October 16, 2025 at 12:09 PM
That's rough.
Took granddaughter to Teenoi for her 8th birthday. She's tall for her age, 130cm+, they charged me adult prices for her 🤬
Took granddaughter to Teenoi for her 8th birthday. She's tall for her age, 130cm+, they charged me adult prices for her 🤬
Haha, asked chatgpt to translate something to Thai for me, then put the result back through google to double check the result. Glad I did, I reckon I'll not put that first line into the Line group😅
October 12, 2025 at 4:21 AM
Haha, asked chatgpt to translate something to Thai for me, then put the result back through google to double check the result. Glad I did, I reckon I'll not put that first line into the Line group😅